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  1. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne Vardan Offer Kia

    1st-Muje Gora Bana Do
    2nd-Muje B
    3rd-Hi Hi Hi,Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do

    Moral-Kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H

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  2. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    2015 me paper aise hoge

    Q 1:INDIA me bijli kis shehar me pai jati he
    Q 2:Cheeni ka zaiqa kaisa hota he
    Q 3:Petrol kin cheezo me istamal hota he

    ReplyDelete
  3. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    C.A.T Exam best question: Spell d word"COW"in 13 letters.
    Toppers couldn't Answer.
    .
    but back bench Boy.. "SEE O DOUBLE YOU" Think different

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  4. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    MY CHLDHOOD HISTORY
    I Kickd Lions Face
    I Puld Tigers Tail
    I Broke Cheetas Leg
    I Threw Elphants

    Den TOY SHOP OWNER kickd Me Out Of Shop.

    ReplyDelete
  5. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    A very true thought:

    ''Wenever i wanna fall in luv wid my books...
    My bed falls in luv with me...!

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  6. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    Bahaduri kya h
    Subah se
    der raat
    Dosto ke sath party kr k ghar aao
    Or mummy jhadu le k drwaze pr mile
    Or tum pucho-kya Mom
    Ab tk jhadu lga rhi ho

    ReplyDelete
  7. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    Agr Apko Is Baat Ka Afsos h,
    Ki Apka Intzar Koi Ni krta,
    To 1 Kam Kre,
    2ghante K Lie toilet Me Beth Jye
    Koi Na Koi Bahar Apka Intezar ZarUr Krega

    ReplyDelete
  8. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    In D Xam A Studnt Was'nt Prepard,
    Lft D Page Blank
    N At D Bottom kept Flowrs N
    Wrote
    .
    "In D Memory Of My Memory,
    which Recntly Passed Away"

    ReplyDelete
  9. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    Law of''Sab kuch upar se gaya''states dat-
    "Watevr b d topic n whoevr b d teacher, knwldge b4 d lecture & aftr d lecture Alwys Remains Constant"..

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  10. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    I pray 2 God 2give u

    Shanti
    Shakti
    Yash
    Prem
    Garv
    Gyan
    Shaan
    Shraddha
    Samraddhi
    Shaurya
    Vivek
    Sneha
    Vijay

    13 bacche kaafi hai ya aur

    ReplyDelete
  11. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    Golden words by Great Man

    '' A man who is behind drugs, alchohol, cigerettes is more safe than a man who is behind a 'GIRL' !!'' :-)

    ReplyDelete
  12. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    Puchhta he jab koi ki

    Duniya me mohabbat he kaha?

    Muskura deta hu Mai aur yaad aa Jaati hai


    MAA




    Ki



    PYARi


    Si



    Hone
    wali
    "BAHU"

    ReplyDelete
  13. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    Govt kehti he k
    1ladki ne padhai kr li to ghar k logo ko shikshit banati he
    Pr ladki k padhte time Colg me 40ladke FAIL ho jate h uska kya.?

    ReplyDelete
  14. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    Ye jo log

    some text missing

    wale sms send karte Hai

    Inse muje sakht nafrat He

    Dil karta hai k Mai

    * some text missing *

    ReplyDelete
  15. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    Life me kisi ladki ko reject mat karo


    Qki achi ladki tume Happiness degi


    Or Buri ladki experience

    Enjoy evry girlFrnd...
    Happy Republic day.

    ReplyDelete
  16. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    Ye padh lena har exam me
    ayega
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    Name:
    Roll No:
    Subject:

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  17. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    Select 1 no.
    10
    30
    40
    60
    100
    120
    150



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    Recharge dat amount to my no.. ;-)i will tell u hw much balance i got.. ;-)

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  18. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    IN FILMO SE KYA SIKHA AAPNE?

    JANNAT
    GANGSTER
    AWARAPAN
    FANAA
    GAJINI
    TITANIC?







    JO JITNI MAST GIRL K CHAKER ME PADA
    WO UTNI HI BURI MAUT MARA.

    ReplyDelete
  19. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Gor farmaiyega- Waqt par adat na badli to wo zarurat-e-life ban jati h
    Aur agar tym par gf na badli to wo kambakt wife ban jati h..
    Haa yad h

    ReplyDelete
  20. DevMay 23, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Papa-ye kya tere maths mei 1 mrks aya hai
    Son-jab irado me ho dum to haunslo me Q nhi

    Papa-Wat?

    Son-sirf 2 zero ka fark hai papa.. aa jayenge.

    ReplyDelete
  21. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    Fizao K Badalne Ka Intzar Mat Kar
    Andhiyo K Rukne Ka Intzar Mat Kr
    Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Ja
    Papa Ki Pasand Krne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar.

    ReplyDelete
  22. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    Kal Raat
    Bahut Dino k Baad
    Book Kholi to Ehsaas hua..
    ?
    ?

    ?

    ki Book kholne k baad jo nind aati h, wo nind Ki Goli Khane k baad B nhi aati..

    ReplyDelete
  23. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:21 AM

    Boy-May i kiss u.
    Grl-No.

    Boy again-May I Kiss u.
    Grl-No.

    Boy gusse se-May I kiss u.

    Grl-kutte, kmine, Jbrdsti nhi kar sAkta kya.

    ReplyDelete
  24. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:21 AM

    1ladki se 1ldke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
    Nxt day ladki apne sath bacha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya
    kyu?
    Dil to bachha he ji

    ReplyDelete
  25. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq H
    Ki
    Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
    Or
    Is
    Dilme
    SIRF



    Aap




    Ki BHABHI rahegi
    Hr jagah khud ko mt ghusaya karo.

    ReplyDelete
  26. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    Mobile INDIA Me Bante To Templates Aise Hote

    1.Abe Call Kar
    2.Cigrate Lete Hue Aana
    3.Teri Bhabhi K Sath Hu
    4.Yar Kisi Ladki Ka NO. to Dena

    ReplyDelete
  27. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    I.Q.Test:
    Char zero ek saat likho
    Likha?
    kaise?
    0000 aise likha?
    Fail..

    Correct Ans "4017"
    Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya, sab pani me..

    ReplyDelete
  28. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    Great Words by a bankrupt lover:

    "Nothing in this world is more Expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekends...."

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  29. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice..
    :
    99% Sound and 1% Advice.... ;-)

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  30. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    GOLU-Sir Jb Log Hindi,Eng,Urdu
    Me Bolte He To Maths Me Kese Bolte Hoge
    Tchr-Zyada 3,5 Na Kr
    9,2,11 Ho Le Ni To 4,5 Jad Dege
    to 6 k 36 Dkne Lgege

    ReplyDelete
  31. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    AGE 0F DRINKS:
    1 To3:Milk
    3 To8:Cerelac
    9 To13:Horliks
    14 To 25:Beer
    26 To40:Rum
    41 To 60:Whisky
    60 TO 70:Glucos
    AFTR 70 Any time
    GANGA-JAL

    ReplyDelete
  32. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    America-Mobile Hmari Khoj He
    China-Sim Card Hmari Khoj H
    Japan-Sms Hmari Khoj He
    Koriya-Blutooth Hmri Khoj H
    INDIA-MISCAL HMARI LADKIYO K KHOJ H

    ReplyDelete
  33. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    QUOTE On a Boy's
    T-SHIRT..
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    "All Girls r Devils,
    Bt My GalFrnd Is Queen..
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    '..Of THEM'

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  34. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    Pyar kya He?
    ___
    ___
    ___
    ___

    kaise Pata Hoga?
    _

    Apne ko To Sirf Line Marna Hi Ata He

    ReplyDelete
  35. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    Ek baat hamesa yaad rakhna-
    2 Cheeje kismat walo ko milti hai-

    1) Samose ke sath extra Chatni.

    Aur

    2) Without Boyfriend wali achchhi Patni

    ReplyDelete
  36. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    Chuhe ko billi lgi gori
    Dono milne lge chori chori
    chuha bola o gori a khele ankh micholi

    Billi chuhe ko mar k khayi
    Or boli
    "I HATE LuV STORY"

    ReplyDelete
  37. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    Ganjon k race me 1Ganje ne mari bazi
    Mgar inam lene ko wo na razi
    Ganje ne gusse me kaha ye b koi khel h
    jisme Ganjo ka
    inam kangi or tel h.

    ReplyDelete
  38. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    Jo mangoge milega

    Dil

    Dhadkan

    Jigar

    Aankhen

    Mohabatein

    Mann

    Jaan


    Bus judai nahi mil sakti


    Qki

    ?

    ?

    Uski
    DVD Mere paas nahi hai

    ReplyDelete
  39. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi

    Jo Usne HumKo Maari Thi

    Hum To Muft Me Pit Gaye Dosto

    Hume Kya Pata tha Ki

    Unko Baba Ram Dev Ki Bimari Thi.

    ReplyDelete
  40. DevJune 9, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    Wife-"Stop looking other girls, u r committd now."!

    Husband-Dear if you r on a diet will u stop looking at d menu..!

    ReplyDelete
  41. DevJune 19, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    Managment student kisses a gal

    Gal-wats dis?

    Boy-its called DIRECT MARKETING.

    Gal slaps d boy

    Boy-wat is dis?

    Gal-Dis is CUSTOMER FEED BACK..

    ReplyDelete
  42. DevJune 19, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    Life Me kitne bhi
    Dukh mile
    Gam mile
    apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
    rokna mat
    Kyuki

    ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hE

    ReplyDelete
  43. DevJune 19, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    Ek dum latest & jhakaas way 2 propose..
    Boy-Xcuse me
    Girl-jee kahiye
    Boy-Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother's DAY..

    ReplyDelete
  44. DevJune 19, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Newton's Wife To Newton:
    How M I Looking?
    Newton: Tan c/sin c
    wife: Huh?
    Newton:
    tan c/sin c=(sin c/cos c)/sin c
    =1/cos c
    =sec c..!

    ReplyDelete
  45. DevJune 19, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    Boht Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena
    :
    :
    :aeDOSTO
    :
    :
    :
    :
    :
    Jab Banda Bathroom Mein Ho Or Girl Friend Poch Le
    Janu Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?

    ReplyDelete
  46. DevJune 19, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    Na Jaane Kish Baat Pe Wo Mujhe Chhod Gayi


    Dosto








    Wo To




    Kisi Ki 10-/Rupay Bhi Nahi Chhodti Thi

    ReplyDelete
  47. DevJune 19, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    Interviewer 2 Abhishek-So abhishek, do u know wat is d reason behind giving flops again & again.

    Abhi-No idea !
    Interviewer-THEN GET IDEA !! ;-)

    ReplyDelete
  48. DevJune 19, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    The Height Of "Bad Luck"
    A Boy And girl met last time for their
    break up
    Girl's Father caught them
    Guess What



    Now They Are Married Couple

    ReplyDelete
  49. DevJune 19, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    GOLU-Biwiya Mafiya Se bhi Jayada Khtarnak Q Hoti He
    MOLU-Qki Mafiya Ko Apki Zindagi Ya Paise Me Se Koi ek chiz chaiye rehti hai jb ki bv ko dono

    ReplyDelete
  50. DevJune 19, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    Zinda raha to tmhara hi sath nibhauga Dosto


    Bhool jau To smjh lena ke



    Tumhari Bhabhi mil gayi;-)
    (-,-) (-.-)
    _! ! _/ \_

    ReplyDelete
  51. DevJune 19, 2011 at 8:00 PM

    From here onwrds don't meet n talk 2me
    I m going in my way n u go by ur way
    We'll nver meet again..

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    said by y-axis to x-axis at (0,0)

    ReplyDelete
  52. DevJune 19, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    Ye"EXAM
    ye"NMBR
    ye"MARKSHT
    ye"%AGE
    sb moh maya ka jal h,sb bekar ki bate h,Tum kali hath aye the
    kali hath jaoge
    Is satya ko apnao or so jao

    ReplyDelete
  53. DevJune 19, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    Jab Gadhe Ki Maut Aati Hai



    Toh





    .









    .












    Toh Gadha Mar Jata Hai..
    Aapko To Har Baat Me Twist Chahiye.....

    ReplyDelete
  54. DevJune 19, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    Pati.. Begum aj koi aisi baat kaho jisse dil khush b ho jaye or jal b jaaye.. WIFF.. Tumhare sab dosto me sbse acha kiss karne ka style tumhara hai..

    ReplyDelete
  55. DevJune 19, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    There was a comptitn b/w PulSar & KriZma on d_ROad
    but,
    .
    .
    .
    .

    Finaly Ambulnc won d_raCE.5.

    ReplyDelete
  56. DevJune 19, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    Ishq agr bachpan me ho to Vjah khas chahiye
    Jawani me ho to ehsas chahiye
    abi b time h jaldi kr lo vrna budhape me kroge to chyawanprash Chahiye

    ReplyDelete
  57. DevJune 19, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    Aaj 19th Jun hai..
    Saal ka 6th Month..
    To
    .
    .
    .

    To kya Nalayako msg bhejo aaj paise nahi katenge.. ;-)

    ReplyDelete
  58. DevJune 19, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    A funnny thing about "Orissa"
    1 rose Rs-5
    1 kg rice Rs-2


    insted of giving 4 roses to lover
    we can give 10 kg of rice to her mother
    pat jaayegi..

    ReplyDelete
  59. DevJune 19, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    Jindgi ki race me ager sabse first aana ho to.


    Uska ek hi sicret hai.





    Kisi ko batana mat pls




    Akele bhago

    ReplyDelete
  60. DevJune 22, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    Cybercafe par ladki pataayi
    webcam par ho gayi sagaai
    email par divorce ho gaya
    Isi bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

    ReplyDelete
  61. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    Kid:dad can v go to Mcdonald?
    Dad: only if you can spell Mcdonalds

    Kid: thought 4 a minute, n said
    Can v go to KFC instead?

    ReplyDelete
  62. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:48 AM

    Beautiful line written at petrol pump..

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    "AVOID GIRLFRIENDS, IT SAVES 90% Petrol." ;)

    ReplyDelete
  63. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:48 AM

    Gf: hey..
    Bf: wat?
    Gf: I cheated..
    Bf: So wt do u think i luv u? i ws also cheating u 4 past 2yrs

    Gal cried n said i ws talkin abt exams :(

    ReplyDelete
  64. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    Painfull line by a grl aftr breakup...




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    Ab mera kharcha kaun uthayega?? :-

    ReplyDelete
  65. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    Similarity between GANDHI
    SALMAN &
    MALLIKA?
    Teeno ne kapdo ka tyag kiya tha.
    Ek ne DESH ke liye,
    Dusre ne AISH ke liye,
    Tisri ne CASH ke liye

    ReplyDelete
  66. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    Teacher- ishko Hindi me convert karo
    " hey frnds Look a beautiful Girl is standing there "
    Student-" wo dekho saalo tumhari bhabhi khadi hai "

    ReplyDelete
  67. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    A boy ws walkng in rain.
    A gal came-y dnt u share my umbrela wth me?
    Boy-its Ok sistr & walkd away

    Moral-voral kuch nhi..Girl beautiful nhi thi.

    ReplyDelete
  68. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:53 AM

    World's Best Feeling
    It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful Question Paper In Examinations Hall
    & We Smile At Each Other & Say

    Eik B Nhi Ata Yaar

    ReplyDelete
  69. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    Premika:Pyar Ke Mare Ko Atmhatya Se Rokne Ka Tarika Hai Shadi.
    Premi:Aur Shadi Se Bachne Ka Sirf Ek Hi Tarika Hai Atmhatya.

    ReplyDelete
  70. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    Aadmi ki LIFE:
    School life=Paltu kutte
    College life=Awara KUTTE
    Service Life=Khujli wale Kutte
    Married LiFe=Wafadar kutte
    Old Age=Pehredar Kutte

    ReplyDelete
  71. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    Aaj Mere Papa Bole: Beta Ager Kuch Banna Hai To Man Laga Kar Padho

    Toh Mai Aaj Se KASAM
    Khata Hu Ke Mai

    Man Laga Kar SMS padhunga

    ReplyDelete
  72. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    Boys mentality..
    I dont hate you but I cant love you
    .
    means
    tu itni bhi mast nahi k shadi karlu par itni buri bhi nahi k flirt mare bina jane du

    ReplyDelete
  73. DevJune 23, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart, best friends just poke each other on Facebook ;)

    ReplyDelete
  74. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    Jab B Gali Me Chalo
    Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,
    QK
    Aisa Karne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi
    Balki



    Gire Hue Kuch Paise Milne K Chances b badh jayenge

    ReplyDelete
  75. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    1Jam wafa k naam
    1Jam PYAR k naam
    1Jam dusmano k naam
    Aur PURI BOTTLE Aapke naam
    Aur bottle ka naam?

    "KISAAN JAM"

    *Tin Tin Tiding*
    think hatkey

    ReplyDelete
  76. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    Sochta Hu K

    Ye Doulat
    Ye Bangla
    Ye Duniya Bhar K
    Aisho-Aaram

    Sab Chhod Ke Kahi

    Chala Jau

    Lekin

    Fir Sochta Hun






    Phle Ye Sab Mile Toh.

    ReplyDelete
  77. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    Duniya Me Do Hathiaar H Jo Parmanu Bomb Se B Khatarnaak H Ladko Pr
    1.Ladki Ki SMILE
    2.Ladki K Ansu

    Jo Kisi Ladke Se Kuch B Karwa Sakte Hai.

    ReplyDelete
  78. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    Teachar-Barish Aayi Iska Future Batao
    Student-Yahi ki Kai jagah bijli chali jayegi..
    Niche ki jagho pe pani bhar jayega
    Traffiq jam ho jayega

    ReplyDelete
  79. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    ROMANCE kaha se suru hota hai. socho?
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    .



    .


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    'R' se
    .
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    Hey .. "SPRITE" pee "SPRITE"
    Sidhi baat no bakwas... Clear hai..

    ReplyDelete
  80. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    GF k roz-roz k nakhro se preshan, no prblm!
    Usko Gift kro NOKIA Mob, jisme ho local batry.

    Battry blast Gf khallas ;)
    WHAT AN IDEA SIR JEE

    ReplyDelete
  81. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    Height of fashion
    A 6 month old baby goes 2 a huggies outlet & asks
    ..
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    ..
    ..
    ..
    Dude Levi's ka low waist nappy aaya hai kya?

    ReplyDelete
  82. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    Hum apko kyu call nahi karte sirf msg hi karte he
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..

    Qki hum centre fresh khate he

    Ye sirf juban par lagam lagata he, hath pe nahi

    ReplyDelete
  83. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    The Next version of MICROSOFTS OFFICE will be called KASAB..
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    Bcoz it will never HANG.

    ReplyDelete
  84. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    Be-Wajah Kisi Ko Sataya Nahi Karte. Yuhi Kisi Ko Tadpaya Nahi Karte. Jinki Saansen Chalti Ho Aapke Khoon Se. "MORTEIN" Jala Kar Unko Bhagaya Nahi Karte..

    ReplyDelete
  85. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    Wanted REMAKE >>>>>>
    Ek Bar Jo Maine "SMS" Krna Shuru Kar Diya,

    uske baad to Mai Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nhi sochta..

    ReplyDelete
  86. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    ARZ KIYA HAI.. LIC wale b kya gajab dhate h, LIC wale b kya gajab dhate h, logo ki biwiyon k pas ghanto bethkar husbnd k marne k fayde samjhate h..

    ReplyDelete
  87. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    The biggest mystery of maths:
    1000s of years passed,millions of theorems derived,100s of formula made,bt still.......
    "X"is Unknown...:-)

    ReplyDelete
  88. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    Changing Exam Pattern-
    1990-Ans All Question
    2008-Write Any 6 Question
    2015-Read Only Question
    & 2020-Thanx For Coming.
    Aap Aaye Bahaar Aayi
    :-)

    ReplyDelete
  89. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lgti H

    Lekin Jab Tume Kisi Ki Buri Baat B Buri Na Lage To Smjo Tumhe Pyar

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    Nahi Hua Hai
    ZALEEL Hone Ki Adat Ho Gai

    ReplyDelete
  90. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    Aankho se aansuon ki judaai kar do.

    Dil se gamo ki vidaai kar do.
    Agar dil na lage kahin par bhi to.
    aa jaao mere ghar ki putaai kar do..
    Offer holi tak valid.

    ReplyDelete
  91. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    Friends r lik Asian Paints Duniya badal de. Girlfrends r lik Everest Masale Taste mein Best. Wife is like Mosquito Coil "'Dhoond Dhoond k Maare".....

    ReplyDelete
  92. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    12 boys planned to propose a girl

    10 came wid a rose.
    But 1 came wit a ring- Thts confidnce.

    But wat about d othr 1?
    Wo saala baraat le ayaa- OVER CONFIDENCE.

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  93. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    Raja aur Rani me tay hua ki baat ab mobile se nahi Kabutar k jariye hogi.1 din Rani ne bina khat ke kabutar uda diya.
    RAJA BOLA-"Ye kya?"
    RANI BOLI-"Miss call"!

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  94. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    Bnta-LoveMarige Or ArangeMarige MeKya Fark H?Snta- Love Marige MeAap Apni Grlfrend Se Shadi Krte Ho Or Arange Marige Me AapKisi Or Ki Grlfrend Se Shadi Krte Ho.

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  95. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    Today, 2marrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

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  96. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    Maine pucha chand se
    DeKha hai kahin mere yaar sa HASEEN??

    Chand ne kaha:
    "ek to main tere bap ka naukar nhi
    Aur dusri bat itni upr se kuch dikhta b nhi.."

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  97. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    Beautiful Lines by Me













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    More lines comin SOON

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  98. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    I M THE BEST.
    I Can Prove It.

    I Can See The Tea In Tea Cup, Can u See The World In Wrld Cup?

    I Can Send My Address 2 ur Mobile,Can u Send ur Mobil 2 my Adrs..

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  99. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    Biscuitwala's love letter: dear marie,today is goodday.U have krack'jacked my little heart.Now i am in50-50 position.Plz dont play hide n seek.Tumhra tiger.

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  100. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    Boys Mentality:-


    Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zmane Me Laga Dunga,


    Uski Doli Jo Uthi.



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    koi baat nhi Smart hoon dusri fasa lunga.

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