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Friday, April 22, 2011

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100 comments:

  1. kal raat mere dost k dada uske khwab me aye or kaha-baccho dil khol kar paap kro.
    Qki narak me bilkul Jagah nhi he,Hum khud diwaro par bethe he

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  2. Munni vol 2:
    Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye


    Munni ke daant chamkile,gaal hai peele,
    seeng nukile re

    Wo jungli saand hui darling tere liye

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  3. In 2015:
    A boy Disturb a Girl at bus stop
    Girl-You don't have Mom/sister at home?
    Boy-No
    Girl-To chalna Tere Ghar jate,
    yaha Timepass Q kar raha he

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  4. Once Upon A Time
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    A Boy Asked To A Girl:
    Will U Marry Me. . ?"

    Girl Said: NO

    Aur Is Terha Ladka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga..

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  5. Engg qstn paper:
    a parrot sits on an elephant &da elephant died.!
    Prove?
    student:assume tat elephant's name is parrot & parrot's name is elephant.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Subah leta hoon, shaam leta hoon,

    Log kehte hain sara din leta hoon,

    Kya bura karta hoon joh sirf tera naam leta hoon.

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  7. Love marriage ka matlb apni gf ko wife banana..
    arrange marriage ka mtlb.?
    Socho.?Socho.?



    kisi aur ki gf ko wife bnana.


    Rista wahi Soch nayi.

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  8. Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache Pati sabit hote he

    Mai Unse Puchna Chahta Hu


    Ki



    Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hote Hai

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  9. Roye woh iss kadar
    unki laash se lipatkar, Ki..!!
    Ki laash
    khud uthkar boli..
    Le tu mar ja saale, main fir kabhi
    mar jaunga..

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  10. Boss 2 Secretary: U look exactly like my 3rd wife.


    Secretary: How many wives do u have?
    Boss: Two !











    Moral: Xpress ur ideas SMARTLY

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  11. For A Boy its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 45 Kg

    But its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up A Gas Cylinder Of weight 14.2 Kg
    Strange But True.. :-)

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  12. Khuda bachaye hamein in haseeno se,

    Naazneenon se,


    Dilnasheeno se,

    Jaaasheeno se.




    Par inhe kaun bachaye hum "kameenon se.

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  13. H To Bahut Takleef Hoti He

    1-PYAR
    2-RISHTA
    3-SCHOOL LIFE
    4-DOSTI
    5-PAISE
    6-SMS PACK
    Or

    7-TOILET ME PANI

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  14. Ladkiya Ek Dusre Ko Gift Deti H-Perfume
    Ear Rings,Suits,Flowers
    Chocolate

    Aur Ladke?
    Ye Le Ladki Ka mobile Numbr
    Bus Mera Nam Nhi Aana Chahiye..

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  15. A VERY FUNNY QUOTE:
    "Come like a Racer, Sit like a Yogi, & Go like a King...!"

    Whats funny?

    This slogan was written on a...



    TOILET DOOR.. :-)

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  16. Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:
    Jan,kaho to Tmhare liye chand tare tod lau

    Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli
    Phir Haramipan Shuru

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  17. Waqt Zaya Na Karo
    1-1 Minute Kimti hota hai,

    Waqt Ki Qadar us Admi se Pucho

    Jo Toilet ke bahar Khada ho
    Aur Andar wala Bole Bas Ek Minute

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  18. Bhai 1ladki muje bahut tang kr rhi h
    pta nhi usko mera no. kaha se mila
    jab b kisi ko cal kro beech me aakr khti h


    PLZ RECHARGE UR ACCOUNT

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  19. World population rankings as per current census:


    1.China





    2.India





    3.facebook..

    ReplyDelete
  20. GABBAR-Arre o Kaaliya Kitane Aadami The.?

    KAALIYA-Kya Pata Sardar
    Mai To Auratein Gin Raha Tha.

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  21. Zindagi
    Mein
    Kabhi
    Kabhi
    Chhoti-2
    Chizen
    Bhi
    Bahut
    Dukh deti hain..............
    Yakeen
    Na
    Aaye
    To..

    ..











    All pin par baith kar dekho

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  22. If ur wife kisses everytime wen u come home @ late nite
    Remember, its not AFFECTION, Its n INSPECTION of Daru, Perfume or Lipstic-
    Be Careful..:-D

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  23. To IMPRESS a GIRL
    >Respect her
    >Honour her
    >Lov her
    >Protect her
    >Care 4 her

    For girls: HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY:
    > Just smile

    Khatam!
    Ladka Barbaad

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  24. Daanto ki
    hifazat ke
    3 tarike


    1.
    Roz Brush
    Karna


    2.
    Meethi cheezo
    se parhez karna


    or


    3.
    Mere saath
    Muh Sambhal ke
    baat krna.
    Samjhe kya

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  25. What a strange society..!





    We dont believe in life after death but




    yet people always ask what next after graduation..
    :)

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  26. Papa-ye kya tmhare maths me 1 mrks aya h
    Son-jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi
    Papa-Wat?
    Son-sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge

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  27. Active voice:
    bacche jab sunsaan jagahon par jaate hai to haadse hote hai.

    Passive voice:
    sunsaan jagahon par hue haadso se hi bacche hote!!

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  28. 1 bar Lxmiji se ullu ruth ke bola
    apki sb puja karte h meri nhi
    L-Abse hr sal meri puja se 11din pehle ulu puje jaynge Tbse KARWACHOTH shuru hua..

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  29. B honest wid ur ans.
    Meri koi 1 achai or koi 1 burai




    Batane ki koi zarurat nhi h pehle apne gireban me jhanko
    Or apni buraiya sudharo

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  30. tation Par Train Bahut Der Baad Chali, Muslim Bola:Ya Ali, Hindu:Jai Bajarang Bali
    Sonu:Kahan Ke Ali Aur Bali Train Toh Baaju Wali Chali.

    ReplyDelete
  31. GIRL'S PRAYER B4 MARRIAGE:
    "Rabba, ya to Saas changi howe, ya uski Photo tangi howe...
    Ya to ghar wala Change howe, ya padosi changa howe.."

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  32. True Fact-
    Its Easy 2 Find a
    Handsome Boy Without
    a Girlfriend

    But Its Difficult 2 Find a
    Beautiful Girl Without a
    Boyfriend

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  33. Boys can never b satisfied with 3 things in life,
    *Mobile*
    *Bike*
    &
    *Girlfrnd*




    bcoz
    There is always a better model
    available in future

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  34. The best line which helps to save money when going on dinner with gf.



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    Kya Khaogi MOTI ??:-)

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  35. New Microsoft Windows
    (Hindi version)
    SAVE=Bachao

    SAVE AS=Aise Bachao

    Save all=Sabko Bachao

    Help=Mujhe bachao

    Save & Exit:Bacha ke Bagho.

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  36. Angry Husband SMS 2 Father in law :Ur Product not matching my Requirements.


    Father in Law :"Waranty Expird.Manufacture not Responsble"

    ReplyDelete
  37. Bapu Ne Kaha
    Izzat Karni He to
    Wife Ki Karo
    Khayal RaKhna He to
    Wife Ka RaKho
    Pyar Karna He to
    Wife Se Karo
    Magar
    Wife KisKi?
    Ye Nhi Bataya

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  38. Sprite Pio
    Coke Pio
    7up Pio
    Mirinda Pio
    Pani Pio
    Aur Pio
    Pio
    Pio
    Peete Raho

    Qki




    Mera to kuch nhi jayega



    SUSU aapko hi ayega..

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  39. OHM'S LAW OF BOY
    WheNever EyEs of
    Boyz ReMain ConStant
    On a GirL
    d amount oF aTTraCtion DeveLope is DireCtLy ProportiOnaL to FiGure oF Girl

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  40. 1985 k Guests
    Ghar Aate Hi:
    Kya Haal Hai?
    Papa aur bache Thik Hai?

    .

    2010 ke Guests
    Ghar Aate Hi:
    Aur Kya Haal Hai?
    Choti Pin Wala Charger
    Hai?

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  41. A sentence in Forbes magazine
    "Always Remember,Money is not Evrything in Life,
    But
    Make Sure u Earn Sufficient beforeThinking Such Nonsense" ;-)

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  42. Agar kabi tumara akele ka panga
    10 aadmi k sath ho jaye to
    muje bulana
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    Maine kabi kisiko
    maar khate nahi dekha

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  43. Ja ke keh do unse Dosto
    wo meri taqdir se jalna chhor de


    Are.





    Hum to wo badnaseeb h agar Lote ki dukan khole to...
    Log potty karna chor de

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  44. HoteL me Naye Shadi Shuda Jode Ke Liye Note
    Likha Tha

    Khidki Par Parde Daal Kar Rakhe

    Aapka Pyaar Andha Ho Skta
    He

    Magar
    Hamara Staff Nai

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  45. The Smallest Leave Application By A naughty student

    Dear Sir,
    jo karna hai kr Lo !
    Main kal nahi aaunga.
    Your's naughty student

    ReplyDelete
  46. Sir-3idiots se tumne kya sikha?
    1st stdnt-aatmhtya ni krni chahiye
    2nd-hume apna aim khud chunna chahiye
    3rd-KISS krte waqt Naak bich me ni aati

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  47. Things in Boys room b4 marriage-

    Perfums
    Luv lttrs
    Gifts
    F'shp bands
    Cards
    N97


    After marriage-


    Painkilers
    Loan papers
    Unpaid bils
    nokia 1100.

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  48. Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers

    The remaining bcom the Password to the boys email id..
    Strange bt True..

    ReplyDelete
  49. Padhaai ka Overdose:
    Mere sapne me aayi 1 sundar pari
    wah wah
    Mere sapne me aayi 1 sundar pari
    Aur boli
    all questions r compulsary

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  50. A Drink Decreases 5 Min of Life & a Smile Increases 10 Min of Life..
    MORAL FROM DIS...
    "Ek Hasta Hua Sharabi Kabhi Nai Marta"

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  51. Frndship is all abt 3 words in lyf
    Give
    Take
    N
    Share
    So..

    1 Give me treat

    2 take me 4 movie

    3 share ur poket money wid me..
    Do it regular.

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  52. Anil dialled a phone no.
    A female voice said- apke paas paryapt balance nai hai.
    Raju-
    Bas jaaneman aap se baat ho jati hai itna hi kafi h..

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  53. NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
    Boy 2 a girl-Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hai
    Girl- Aap ki kitni biwiya he?
    Boy- Ek bhi nahi.

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  54. GUL Gaye GULSHAN Gaye

    Gai Tere HONTO ki Lali

    Ab to Mera Picha Chhod
    ho Gai TU Bal-Bachewali..

    ReplyDelete
  55. Boy:Do u lOve me?
    Girl:Yes
    Boy starts running
    Gal: where r u going?

    Boy:I'm going to update my relationship status on facebook-;)

    ReplyDelete
  56. A 3yr old kid ws tryng 2write.
    Dad-son wat u dng?
    Son-wrtin 2my gf
    dad-do u knw hw 2write?
    Son-no,so wat?
    My gf dsnt knw 2 read.
    Its lov dad

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  57. Girl:Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?
    Boy:Bolo kya kru.
    Girl:mere liye chand la skte ho ?
    Boy: fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega.

    ReplyDelete
  58. Best slogan by a boy on the occassion of world enviroment day:
    "save earth,this is the only planet where u get




    girls...." ;)

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  59. Ki$$iNG A GiRL
    On Her 4head Is
    RESPECT
    On Cheek Is
    CARE
    On Lip$ Is
    LUV
    On Neck Is
    LU$T
    BT
    Ki$ing In Front of Her Bf
    Is

    HUD HUD DABANNGG DABANNGG!

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  60. Ladko K Pas Chahe"220cc PULSAR"
    Ya"350cc ROYAL ENFIELDS"
    Ya"YAMAHA R15"
    Ya"KARIZMA" Ho.

    Finally Wo Hmesha Piche Rhenge
    Ek"100cc SCOOTY" Ke

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  61. Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?

    Don't say wah wah. Plz feel d pain


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    MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam. :-P :-D

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  62. Mohabat 1 baar ho jaye to bholapan hai
    2ri baar ki jaye to apnapan hai
    3ri baar ki jaye tou deewanapan hai
    baar baar ki jaye to kameenapan hai

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  63. Gabbar:Basanti Nach
    Basanti:Nai
    Gabbar:Ok,Thakur Tu Nach

    Thakur:NO

    Gabbar:Samba Kuch Kr

    Fir Kya
    Sambha Ne Thakur Pe Khujli Powder Dal Diya

    ReplyDelete
  64. Vakil- Paaglo Ka Anubhavi!

    Talkies- Premiyo Ki Paryogshala!

    Saas- Bahu Ki C.I.D.

    Shaadi- Berozgar Yuvao Ki Barbaadi

    ReplyDelete
  65. Apni zindgi Me koi kam krne Se pehle Hmesha kisi Ladki Se mashwara lena
    or wo jo mashwara de uska ulta krna
    Kamyab Rhoge

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  66. Style Of Break Up
    Boy Ne Apni Gf Ko Rocket Gift Kiya
    Girlfrend- What the Hell Is this?
    Boy- Tuje Chand Taare Chahiye The Na, Is Par Baith Or Nikal

    ReplyDelete
  67. 2000 Me Bache Padhte The

    A 4 Apple
    B 4 Banana
    C 4 Cat
    D 4 Dog

    2011 Me Padte Hai-

    A 4 Aata
    B 4 Bijli
    C 4 Cheeni
    D 4 Dhamake

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  68. A lover gives love
    A father gives protection!
    A mother gives life!
    Bt
    A REAL FRIEND gives



    "A BEAUTIFULL Girl's mobile no"
    Prove ur FRINDSHIP:-P

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  69. Train chali bheed badhi. itne me break lagi, 1 ladka ladki se ja takraya.

    Ladki boli- janwar ho kya??

    Ladka- Jaan to tum ho, hum to war hai.

    ReplyDelete
  70. Diff. B/W
    God,
    Tailor,
    Girlfrnd
    &
    wife?

    God makes MAN,

    Tailor makes him GENTLEMAN,

    GF Makes him HEMAN
    &

    Wife makes him an obedient

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  71. NEW TOTKA:
    Agr Koi Apko Sms Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar Raha Hai
    To..


    Uska Numbr Kisi B Website Par Larki k Naam se Likh De Or Maza Dekhe

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  72. Punjabi Biwi & Marwadi Biwi me kya fark he.
    Der se ane pe Punjabi ko Garam biwi or thandi Roti milti he
    or Marwadi ko Garam Roti or thandi Biwi..

    ReplyDelete
  73. What is the difference between falling from a tall building and a short building..?

    from tall
    aaaaaaa...dham

    from short
    dham...aaaaa.

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  74. Girl: Main tumhare liye sub chhod du gi
    Boy: Maa Bap?
    G:Yes
    B:Khana peena?
    G:Yes
    B:Apne dost?
    G:Yes
    B: Think_Hatkey ko?
    G: Mu Sambhal K Baat Karo Bhai

    ReplyDelete
  75. Malkin:Tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayi
    Kamwali:Maine FaceBook P Status Update Kr Diya Tha
    K Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiya
    HAVE A SAFE TRIP

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  76. Hume To Cigrate Ne Luta Bidi Me Kaha Dum Tha
    Apni Kasti B Waha Dubi Jaha Wisky Ka Drum Tha
    Hum Tab B Nikl Aaye
    Qki Hmari Deshi Me Bahut Dum Tha

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  77. esi Daru Movies:-

    Bunty aur Baatli
    Rum de Basanti
    Soda Akbar
    Jab we Tunn
    Rab ne pila di thodi
    Kisme kitna h Rum
    Hum tight ho chuke Sanam!

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  78. If U Pass in Exms

    Mom's words:
    Bahut khushi ki bat

    Dad's wrds:
    Mera beta sher hai

    Lovr:
    So sweet

    Frnd's:
    chor sale padhai kab ki thi?

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  79. New version of sheila~

    my name is sheila
    sheila ki jawani
    jaise behta pani
    machli jal ki rani
    jeevan uska pani
    marjani marjani
    anjana anjani..

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  80. Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Galib
    Wah Wah
    Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Galib
    Fir?
    Fir Kya?
    Ruk Gayi Hwa Or Gir Gye Galib
    Commn Snse ktne Kmjor hai Yar.

    ReplyDelete
  81. New vrsn of sheila-

    my name is sheila
    sheila ki jawani
    jaise behta pani
    machli jal ki rani
    jeevan uska pani
    marjani marjani
    anjana anjani..

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  82. For A Boy its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 45 Kg

    But its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up A Gas Cylinder Of weight 14.2 Kg
    Strange But True

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  83. How will a foreigner say "open d door" 2 his servant who only understands Hindi..?

    -


    (Read dis
    as fast u can read)

    "There was a cold day"

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  84. SmartBoy+Smart naari=Affair jari

    SmartBoy+Bevkuf nari=paw bhari

    Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari

    Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy bhikari.

    ReplyDelete
  85. Kisi bewafa ki yaad me humne haton me JAM utha liya......



    phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat kha liya...

    moral: sare ashiq sharabi nahi hote..

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  86. MATHS Teacher :
    "How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally....??"






    Student:
    "By Making Juice"


    Think hatke... Student rocks

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  87. 3 jagah Maut nahi aati

    1- Jannat me

    2- jahannum me

    Or
    or
    or
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    Star Plus k dramo me.

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  88. Define GIRL?

    Ans: the 1 who
    before going out
    puts on

    eye shadow
    eye liner
    lipgloss
    glitter
    rouge
    blush
    kajal
    &
    asks
    "mom i m looking Natural na"

    ReplyDelete
  89. Ab to Dukan Pr B Ye Board Lage He
    Cheeni Mang K Sharminda N Kare

    Cheeni Ek Jang He IsiLiye Band Hai
    Namak Bade Shoq Se,Cheeni Agle Chock Se

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  90. Dont drink water while studying...






    Bcause







    CONCENTRATION decreases on adding water...;-)
    No claps please....,I don like publicity...

    ReplyDelete
  91. Wen 2 Couples come face 2 face,
    girlfrnds look @each other's dress &
    boyfrnds look @each others girlfrnds.. ;-)

    ReplyDelete
  92. Girl: Dear whats the differnce between Personal and Secret?
    Boy: Dear,
    U r my Love that is Personal.
    Your Sister is also my Love.
    That is Secret..

    ReplyDelete
  93. 1White cat pani me gir gyi
    to paas baithi black cat kya bolegi?
    socho?
    .

    .

    .
    socho?
    .

    Scientist ki tarah mat socho
    Wo myau myau hi bolegi

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  94. Sukhi vaivaahik jeevan ka raaz...
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    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aaj bhi raaz hi hai.

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  95. A Cute Proposal:- Boy-I Luv U
    Girl-hattt
    Boy-I'l Die 4U
    Girl-hattt
    Boy-I Cant Live Without U
    Girl-hattt
    Boy-I'l Marry U
    Girl-Really!
    Boy-hattt

    ReplyDelete
  96. Boys r very kind than girls

    Proof :

    Most of the girls don't like to help unknown boyz.

    But

    All boyz r always there to help any unknown girl..

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  97. Best Ever Quote At A Petrol Pump ...

    "Krupya yaha dhumrapan na karen.
    Aapki zindagi ki koi keemat ho na ho,
    petrol ki keemat bahut hai

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  98. Married Life Is So easy...

    Seems just Like
    Walking In the park..


    And..

    Park is like...

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    Jurassic park...

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  99. How funny world is 20 years back
    1 Wadapav was 50 paise & 1 call was 7 Rupees,
    But 2day
    1 call is 50 paise & 1 Wadapav is of 7 Rupees.....

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  100. When nobody luvs u
    When nobody cares 4u
    When nobody thinks
    about u
    When evry1 ignores u
    Sit in d corner
    close ur eyes and say
    "Sab Kutte Hai.."

    ReplyDelete


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