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Inspirational msg for all guys who R still single'Dude,she has a boyfrnd..!!''Yeah, so..?Football has a goalkeeper, doesn't mean U can't Score.
PAGALPANTIDil ko sabse zyada dard kab hota heJab aap mobile charging par laga kar jaye or 2 ghante baad aakar dekhe ki switch board pe button off tha
GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi huMuje Bhul JaoBF-Na Tere Aane ki khushiNa tere jane ka GumJa Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatm.
Child-who is this man who comes every night and dissapears in morning?Mother-thank God! You saw him, he is your father, a "Software Engineer"
Nai-nai shadi thinya tha jamanadulha bechain thasunne ko dulhan se ganadulhan sarmyisuru kiya ganabhaiya mererakhi k bandhn ko nibhna
BOYS ATTITUDEWhen they prpose a grlIf she say yesBoy feelPata nai kitno ko yes kaha hoga&If she say noBandariya Khud Ko Katrina samajhti h
Who let u get on d horse,u child of Ghost !!Samajh nai aaya?Are Ye"Tainu ghodi kinney chadhaya,bhootni k"Ka english version he ;
Teacher: vich Was 1st Silent Film In hindi?Stud:If d Film Was Silent,Hw Could u Know It Was hindi?Teacher shocksStudent rocks
BCA Ki Ladki,Boyz Ko Kaise Gaali DegiPedaishi Error,Virus k Bacche,1Click Marungi 2 Dharti Se Delete Ho k Pataal Me Instaal Ho Jayega
Agar aap sochte hai ki DARR k aage JEET hai to galat soch he,JEET film ne sirf Rs.27 crore & DARR ne Rs.70 crore kamaay,so JEET k aage DARR hai..
DEAR Fnds,D'End Of d world which ws scheduld for 2012 hs been postpond to 2025, due 2some technical problemPlz co-operateur lovng frndyamraj
Gandhiji Ahinsa ko kyu mante the????Kyuki unhe Pata tha ki wo 1 hi thappad me ludak jayengeIsliye Khali pili Panga lene se kya fayda..
HeyI got a job In microsoft thru Online interview Pay scale is 5.2lakh per annm Bngalore postinCool na?Bt b4 joinngMom woke me up!
Briliantly ansrd by bf on breakupGf: Tujhe mere jaisi ladki kabi nhi mil skti.Bf: Chill swthrt,Jab mujhe tu pasnd hi nai to tere jesi Q dhundu
How will a foreigner say "open d door" 2 his servant who only understands Hindi..?---(Read disas fast u can read)"There was a cold day"
1970-Dulha Dahej Me Tv Mangta Tha1980-Motor Cycle1990-Plot2000-Ac N Car2010Bas aisi Dulhan de jiska boyfrnd na hoBaki mai kama luga
Mai Ek Bar Commitment kr Du to Fir apne ap ki b nhi sunta2 Bar kar Du to kisi k baap ki b nhi suntaor jab3 Baar kar du to meri koi nahi sunta..
A T T I T U D E -DHONI says "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-" :-)SACHIN Replied"I never sent anybody-"
Barish ka mousam bahut tadpata hUnki yaad aati h jinhe dil chahta hlekin wo aaye b to kaisena unke pas rain kot hai or na chata hai
Dhoni is 29& shakshi is 21yrs..Bt stil dhoni says we r school friends.1dam chalu tha sala,10th Me b 2nd std Wali ladki pe line marta tha..:-)
Wo bole Mehfil me kahin humare joote kho gaye hain, to ghar kaise jayenge.Humne kaha Aap shayari to shuru kijiye itne ayenge ki gin bhi nahi payenge!
Student Version of MohabatenDuniya me Kitni H tutioneFir b Dilo me h Tenson Mar b jye PadnewaleMit b jaye Padnewale Zinda rhti he unk Pustke
Hamari to Zindagi Me andhere hi andhere Hai DOSTWo Or log He jinhone INVERTOR lagwa rake H
Yaar ruthe to rab ruthe,Yaar fir ruthe to jag chuteYaar fir ruthe to dil tuteYaar fir ruthe to?Chappal maro sale koRoj ka 1hi drama he
HEIGHT OF PREVENT NOISE POLUTON-Keep D ALARM in SILENT modeDuring Exam
Styles of saying Good n9t-Dad-Gd 9t sonFrnd-Gud nyt reGF-Gud nyt DearLover-Gd nyt JanuBut MOM- SUSU KARKE SONA BETA....
Mehekti Hawa ye kehti h Pyar karleMadhosh Fiza ye kehti h Izhr karlePar in Gharwalo ko kaun Samjhaye? Kehte h pehle 12th TO PAAS KARLE!
KHUN se likh diya har diwar pe un ka naam, Or fir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha un ka naam,kyun ki....''SPELLING MISTAKE THI''....
Ye 1 naya SMS h jo market me abhi tak nhi aaya h......Kya khoj rhe ho? kaha na abhi tak market me nhi aya to Aap K pas kaise ayega
Kehte hain car me aage wali seat pe baccho ki vajah se haadse hote hai,Or piche wali seat par hadson ki wajah se bacche hote hai.
Tumhare darwaje per Sanam hum Bar-Bar aayenge, Ghanti bajayenge..Aur bhaag Jayenge.
Santa k ghar walo ne Babita ka rishta thukra diya batao kyu?Pagal tu Padai me dhyan deUnK ghar ki baat h hame kya lena dena
Agar koi tumhe pathar mareTo TUMAHARA farz hai kITum us par phool phenkoLekin..GAMLE k sath.
Jo dil me he Use jatate rehna,Jise chahte hoUse btate rehna,Nhi to...?????Nahi to kyaUski shaadi me 'Tent' aur 'kursi'Sajate rehna...
Jee Kare Aapke Pass AaunAapke Pass Aa K Ruk JaoonNa Baithun Na BoluBas Aapki Ankho MeSantre Ka Chika Nichood K Bhag Jaun..
Shayari by Sardar-"Ek ladki ko dekha to Aisa laga, dusri ladki ko dekha to Vaisa laga, par jab 2no ne thapad mara to EK jaisa laga..
Zindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD Rakhiye. Kabi kisi k DiL se mat kheliye.Q k DiL 1 hi hota hai.Agar khelna hi hai to"KIDNEY" se kheliye wo 2 hoti hai.
Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai ????Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaaye ki...So Rahe Ho Kya??
Ek Dukhi BOYFRND Ne Apne GIRLFRND k Liye Shayri Likhi=Phulo ki Rani, Baharo ki Sehzadi..Dil Tod k Chali GayiKutti, Kamini, Haramzadi..
1970 ki MOM to SON-Beta apne caste ki ladki se Shadi karna.1980-Apne religion ki.1990-Apne level ki.2000-Apne desh ki.2009-Beta, ladki se plz.
3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne Vardan Offer Kia1st-Muje Gora Bana Do2nd-Muje B3rd-Hi Hi Hi,Inko Fir Se Kala Bana DoMoral-Kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte Hai
Hum gaye the unke Ghar,Kehna tha Dil-se-Dil mila lo.Unki ma ne khola Darwaza,to Hm Ghabra k bole agar koi Bachcha ho to POLIO DROPS pilwa lo!
TOP 5 FUNNY SHOP-MALLIKA SHERAWAT TEXTILES,SALMAN KHAN MARRIAGE BUREAU,DOLLY BINDRA FITNESS CENTRE,SUNNY DEOL DANCE SCHOOL,RAKHI SAWANT SATSANG MANCH
Hey bhagwan kya hoga is desh ka, kaise unnati krega? Padhe -likhe log hone k bawazud 75% log angutha istemal karte heAb is sms padhne wale ko hi dekh lo
Whats WORSE Than Finding A Worm In D Apple That U Have Bitten...Finding Only HALF A Worm
Chuho kaaatank dekho.U a g i m tb h kur p og lme tap egemat i nkagepuSara msg kutar gayeSach me bahut kuch likha tha
Pyar Pyar PyarPyar Pyar PyarPyar Pyar PyarPyar Pyar PyarPyar PyarDekhaKitna Pyar bhara msg beja TUMkoKisi or ne kbi bheja
Pyar agar maa se ho to Mamta,Baap se ho to Bapta,Aur agar patni se ho to,Pappu, pinku, chintu, chotu, chunnu, munnu.Ajab hota hai ye pyar.
Osama Bin Laden ka Favourite Song:-"O mai Nikla plane Leke O Raste MeNEWYORK me Ek Mod aaya Mein WTC Tod aaya..
AAP KITNE B DUKH ME Q NA HO KOI NAHI DEKHTAAP JITNE RO LO KOI NAHI DEKHTAPRPREK'DATE' Par CHALE JAOPURA KHANDAN DEKH LETA HAI
Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-"Dost ke piche mat bhago..Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFriend ke piche bhagoDost jhakh maarke tumhare piche aayega"
Boy: hey girl, wats ur name?Grl:"Amitabh Bachhan ko dhakka maaro"Boy:means wat?Grl: "PUSH'PAA"
Most Touching Lines SaidBy A True Lover 2 HisLuv While Break Up:"Out Of All Ur Lies USaid To Me,"I LOVE U..."Was My Favourite!"
Wat is the Difference between"GHAZAL" &"LeCTURE"Every Word Spoken by the Girlfrnd is "GHAZAL"&Every Word Spoken by Wifeis "LECTURE"
A Girl worries abt her future till C gets a husband.Bt a Boy nevr worries about his future until he gets a wife.
Beautiful Line Written In a Petrol Pump....Avoid GF, Save Petrol..
100cc Platina125cc Yamaha150cc Honda180cc Pulsar350cc Bullet..kuch bhi kharid lo... Aakhir pichha to ek 80cc "SCOOTY" ka hi to karna hai.
Wen Things go WrongWen sadness fils ur HeartWen tears flow in ur EyesAlways remember 3 things1.I M WID U2.U HAVE MONEY3.BAR IS OPEN Lets Go.
Hamesa apni pasand k raste pe chalo , apne tarike se kam karo , vo karo jo aap chaho 1 din dunia khegi , NALAYAK NE KABHI KISI KE NAHI SUNI....!
Aam aadmi ki genuine problem! Government bolti hai PAANI bachaao!dea wala Abhishek bolta hai PAPER bachaao. Ab saala POTY kya Mobile se SAAF KARE
Premika~ mai maa banne wali hupremi~ r u mad ?kahani me twistpremika~ bakvas nahi, mai tumhare baap se shadi kar ke tumari maa banne wali hu
Research:WAt is d color of frequency?Freqncy= 1/TiMe= 1/sec&1 sec=1 palso,1/pal=per palSo its "PURPLE"PURI PHYSICS HILA K rakh di
INDIA ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?...02/08/2012.Kyonki..............is din rakhiAur friendship day Ek saath hai
Wen u read luv msgU Nvr think of d prsn who sent d msgBt u think of d prsn whom u luv d most!Saala Kharcha kiskaaurCharcha Kisika
1 day God askd me if u hv 2 choose b/w Luv & Frndshp whum u will choose??& i just lukd at my frnds nd said-"salo ab to Ladki chunne do"
2type ki girls k piche Na bhago1-Jiske piche mai huQki wo tuko kabi nai milegi2-jiske piche mai nai huQki jo mujse n pati wo tumse kya pategi
If u break our frnship i'll hang myself wid noodlescut my veins wid rubber knifeblast my head wid water pistol..Stop smilinm damn serious.
Shortcut ProposeBoy:Kya Me Apka Address JaanSakta HuGirl:QBoy:Ek Din Baraat Jo Leker AaniHe
Dedicated to all my frnds. .Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena. . :-(...Ham dil pe pathar rakh k tumhe goli mar denge
Machli jal ki rani HeNo noSomthng newGrlfrnd dil ki rani heJivan uska money heHaath lagao chillayegiMoney nikalo to pat jaegi
Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-No money,No fun,Your son.Pita ka jawab-So sad,very bad,Your Dad.
All is wel rmix..Jb Q. papr ho out of cntrl answrsheet ko krke foldAnswrsheet ko krke foldaeroplane banake bol I WILL FAIL
An !dea Can Change uR LifeBtA Girl Can Change uR IdeasSoAlways Change uR GirlFrnds tO Get New ideasWhat an !dea Sirji!!!
Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,sab 2 din ki masti he.Tera husn bi tab tak qayam he,jab tak......FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai
What Can B wOrse Then Ur Gf Sendin U A Text Msg-"Lets Break Up"Next Msg 4m Him Which Says-"sorry, Galti Se Tuje fOrward hO Gaya"
LADKI or SMS me kya similarity hai,***Jab Tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN Nahi aata.
Teri aankhon me aasu Chehre pe hasi hai teri sanso me aahain,Dil me Bebsi haiTune pehle Q nahi btaya mujhko KDarwaze me teri ungli phasi hai..
A MEN LIFE IS LIKE A DOGSchool life=Paltu kutteCollege = Awara KUTTE,Service = Khujli wale KutteMaried=Wafadar kutteOld Age= Pehredar Kutte
ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta.....Wat is d moral of this line....????...................Anek "ta" me ek "TA"
Tcher 2 sleepy student:WhoInvented Steam Engine?Student: Wht sir?T:Yes correctIt's James WattMoral:Sleeping is improve urgenaral knowledge.
Future OF ENGINEERING Studnts-ExtC-Radio RepairCom/IT-Typing MastrMECH-Cycle Tube PunctrELEC-Fan & Mixer RepairCIVIL-Gutter Cleaning
Lamha Lamha waqt gujar jaega,koi Tumhare sath bandh jaega,Abhi waqt Hai kisiko patalo,kya pata kal kisiki patayi hui ko Tumhe sonp diya jayega.
bhojpuri smsTu ruth jaiba ta Hum jiyab kaise?Fatal karejwa k siyab kaise?Tu hi ta humar sona ke surahi, Tu hi fut jaiba ta pani piyab kaise?
Light the cigaar with the heat of liver there is alot of fire in liver.Ab Hindi me padhoBeedi jalayele jigar se piya Jigar maa badi aag hai..
Patni banate samay God ne kaha ki achi or samjdar Patni duniya k har kone me milegi?Aur fir Bhagwan ne duniya gol bana di Kona rakha hi nhi.
500 Ka Note Check Karna Ho toUske 10 Fold Karke Us Par 20Mukke MaaroFir Note Ko KholoAgar Gandhi G Ka Chasma Toot Jayeto Note Nakli Hai.
zoobi doobi zoobi doobi zoobi doobiwah wahzoobi doobi zoobi doobi zoobi doobiwah wahwah wah na kro..jaa k zoobi ko bachao...Doob jayegi..
FREE PICKUPFREE STAYFREE BREAKFASTFREE DINNERWANT TO GET THIS PACKAGE..JUST DIAL 100 AND SAY,"MUMBAI BLAST ME MERA HATH THA..!"
if i get 8 hours to cut a tree i'll spend 7 hrs to sharp my knife-Abraham LincolnIf i get 8hrs to study i'll spend 7hours 2 find my buks-Dev
IMAGINEU & Me join NASAAFTER 1 monthThe Americans will hav 2 change the name 4rm NASA to.."SATYANASA"apna talent hi aisa hai...;-)Dev
To all my friends and relatives who sent me love and best wishes anytime in my life and prayed for my successIts not helping:-(Plz send Cash
Pata he aaj konsa din he?aaj Titanic ki 94th anniversary heso plz sbhi pyar karne walo se guzarish h kiDuB MARO! ;)
To b a"Gud profesional" always start to study late for "Exams"Bcoz it teaches how to manage"time"& tackle "emergencies"!Thnk differently yAAr
SHARAB CHALISAGurur GutkaGurur WhiskyGurur Scotchnamo namahGurur QuarterDesi PauuaTasmay Shri Beer NamahGOD Apko Sada Tunn Rakhe.
Degree of Girls:BA-Beauiful Angel,BSc-Beautiful Structure,BL-Beautiful Lips,BCom-Beautiful Completely,MBA-Married But Available.
Best Traffic Add Of The Year-Picture Of Lord GANESHA Holding a Helmet With a Saying:'Take Care Of Your Head,Not Every 1Gets a ReplaceMent Like Me!
Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage and watch other girls dressed beautifully nd think "yeh maal engagement se pehle kyu nhi dikha
Mere Pairon Se Us Waqt Zamen Nikal Gai aeDOSTOJub Usne KahaI Love U Jaan !Wala SMSGhalti Se Apko Send Ho Gya ThaBhai Jaan
What is Swarg?American SalaryGerman carChinese Food &Indian WifeWhat is Nark?American WifeGerman FoodChinese Car &Indian Salary
Sab Parents apne bete ko bolte hAI."Bete DIL LAga Ke Padhna"Lekin unko kon samjaaye ke DIL lagne Ke baad padhai kAha hoti hAI.
This is a User Friendly Blog.Simple Interface and Simple Controls are used.Post your comments so i can modify blog regarding your wish.
Inspirational msg for all guys who R still single
ReplyDelete'Dude,she has a boyfrnd..!!'
'Yeah, so..?
Football has a goalkeeper, doesn't mean U can't Score.
PAGALPANTI
ReplyDeleteDil ko sabse zyada dard kab hota he
Jab aap mobile charging par laga kar jaye or 2 ghante baad aakar dekhe ki switch board pe button off tha
GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu
ReplyDeleteMuje Bhul Jao
BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatm.
Child-who is this man who comes every night and dissapears in morning?
ReplyDeleteMother-thank God! You saw him, he is your father, a "Software Engineer"
Nai-nai shadi thi
ReplyDeletenya tha jamana
dulha bechain tha
sunne ko dulhan se gana
dulhan sarmyi
suru kiya gana
bhaiya mere
rakhi k bandhn ko nibhna
BOYS ATTITUDE
ReplyDeleteWhen they prpose a grl
If she say yes
Boy feel
Pata nai kitno ko yes kaha hoga
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If she say no
Bandariya Khud Ko Katrina samajhti h
Who let u get on d horse,u child of Ghost !!
ReplyDeleteSamajh nai aaya?
Are Ye
"Tainu ghodi kinney chadhaya,bhootni k"
Ka english version he ;
Teacher: vich Was 1st Silent Film In hindi?
ReplyDeleteStud:If d Film Was Silent,Hw Could u Know It Was hindi?
Teacher shocks
Student rocks
BCA Ki Ladki,Boyz Ko Kaise Gaali Degi
ReplyDeletePedaishi Error,
Virus k Bacche,
1Click Marungi 2 Dharti Se Delete Ho k Pataal Me Instaal Ho Jayega
Agar aap sochte hai ki DARR k aage JEET hai to galat soch he,
ReplyDeleteJEET film ne sirf Rs.27 crore & DARR ne Rs.70 crore kamaay,so JEET k aage DARR hai..
DEAR Fnds,
ReplyDeleteD'End Of d world which ws scheduld for 2012 hs been postpond to 2025, due 2some technical problem
Plz co-operate
ur lovng frnd
yamraj
Gandhiji Ahinsa ko kyu mante the?
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Kyuki unhe Pata tha ki wo 1 hi thappad me ludak jayenge
Isliye Khali pili Panga lene se kya fayda..
Hey
ReplyDeleteI got a job In microsoft thru Online interview Pay scale is 5.2lakh per annm Bngalore postin
Cool na?
Bt b4 joinng
Mom woke me up!
Briliantly ansrd by bf on breakup
ReplyDeleteGf: Tujhe mere jaisi ladki kabi nhi mil skti.
Bf: Chill swthrt,Jab mujhe tu pasnd hi nai to tere jesi Q dhundu
How will a foreigner say "open d door" 2 his servant who only understands Hindi..?
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"There was a cold day"
1970-Dulha Dahej Me Tv Mangta Tha
ReplyDelete1980-Motor Cycle
1990-Plot
2000-Ac N Car
2010
Bas aisi Dulhan de jiska boyfrnd na ho
Baki mai kama luga
Mai Ek Bar Commitment kr Du to Fir apne ap ki b nhi sunta
ReplyDelete2 Bar kar Du to kisi k baap ki b nhi sunta
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3 Baar kar du to meri koi nahi sunta..
A T T I T U D E -
ReplyDeleteDHONI says "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-" :-)
SACHIN Replied
"I never sent anybody-"
Barish ka mousam bahut tadpata h
ReplyDeleteUnki yaad aati h jinhe dil chahta h
lekin wo aaye b to kaise
na unke pas rain kot hai or na chata hai
Dhoni is 29& shakshi is 21yrs..
ReplyDeleteBt stil dhoni says we r school friends.
1dam chalu tha sala,
10th Me b 2nd std Wali ladki pe line marta tha..:-)
Wo bole Mehfil me kahin humare joote kho gaye hain, to ghar kaise jayenge.
ReplyDeleteHumne kaha Aap shayari to shuru kijiye itne ayenge ki gin bhi nahi payenge!
Student Version of Mohabaten
ReplyDeleteDuniya me Kitni H tutione
Fir b Dilo me h Tenson Mar b jye Padnewale
Mit b jaye Padnewale Zinda rhti he unk Pustke
Hamari to Zindagi Me andhere hi andhere Hai DOST
ReplyDeleteWo Or log He jinhone INVERTOR lagwa rake H
Yaar ruthe to rab ruthe,
ReplyDeleteYaar fir ruthe to jag chute
Yaar fir ruthe to dil tute
Yaar fir ruthe to?
Chappal maro sale ko
Roj ka 1hi drama he
HEIGHT OF PREVENT NOISE POLUTON-
ReplyDeleteKeep D ALARM in SILENT mode
During Exam
Styles of saying Good n9t-
ReplyDeleteDad-Gd 9t son
Frnd-Gud nyt re
GF-Gud nyt Dear
Lover-Gd nyt Janu
But MOM- SUSU KARKE SONA BETA....
Mehekti Hawa ye kehti h Pyar karle
ReplyDeleteMadhosh Fiza ye kehti h Izhr karle
Par in Gharwalo ko kaun Samjhaye?
Kehte h pehle 12th TO PAAS KARLE!
KHUN se likh diya har diwar pe un ka naam, Or fir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha un ka naam,kyun ki..
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Ye 1 naya SMS h jo market me abhi tak nhi aaya h
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Kehte hain car me aage wali seat pe baccho ki vajah se haadse hote hai,
ReplyDeleteOr piche wali seat par hadson ki wajah se bacche hote hai.
Tumhare darwaje per Sanam hum Bar-Bar aayenge,
ReplyDeleteGhanti bajayenge..
Aur bhaag Jayenge.
Santa k ghar walo ne Babita ka rishta thukra diya batao kyu?
ReplyDeletePagal tu Padai me dhyan de
UnK ghar ki baat h hame kya lena dena
Agar koi tumhe pathar mare
ReplyDeleteTo TUMAHARA farz hai kI
Tum us par phool phenko
Lekin..
GAMLE k sath.
Jo dil me he Use jatate rehna,
ReplyDeleteJise chahte ho
Use btate rehna,
Nhi to...??
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Nahi to kya
Uski shaadi me 'Tent' aur 'kursi'
Sajate rehna...
Jee Kare Aapke Pass Aaun
ReplyDeleteAapke Pass Aa K Ruk Jaoon
Na Baithun Na Bolu
Bas Aapki Ankho Me
Santre Ka Chika Nichood K Bhag Jaun..
Shayari by Sardar-"Ek ladki ko dekha to Aisa laga, dusri ladki ko dekha to Vaisa laga, par jab 2no ne thapad mara to EK jaisa laga..
ReplyDeleteZindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD Rakhiye. Kabi kisi k DiL se mat kheliye.Q k DiL 1 hi hota hai.Agar khelna hi hai to"KIDNEY" se kheliye wo 2 hoti hai.
ReplyDeleteJaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai ?
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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaaye ki...
So Rahe Ho Kya??
Ek Dukhi BOYFRND Ne Apne GIRLFRND k Liye Shayri Likhi=
ReplyDeletePhulo ki Rani, Baharo ki Sehzadi..
Dil Tod k Chali Gayi
Kutti, Kamini, Haramzadi..
1970 ki MOM to SON-Beta apne caste ki ladki se Shadi karna.
ReplyDelete1980-Apne religion ki.
1990-Apne level ki.
2000-Apne desh ki.
2009-Beta, ladki se plz.
3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne Vardan Offer Kia
ReplyDelete1st-Muje Gora Bana Do
2nd-Muje B
3rd-Hi Hi Hi,Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do
Moral-Kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte Hai
Hum gaye the unke Ghar,
ReplyDeleteKehna tha Dil-se-Dil mila lo.
Unki ma ne khola Darwaza,
to Hm Ghabra k bole agar koi Bachcha ho to POLIO DROPS pilwa lo!
TOP 5 FUNNY SHOP-
ReplyDeleteMALLIKA SHERAWAT TEXTILES,
SALMAN KHAN MARRIAGE BUREAU,
DOLLY BINDRA FITNESS CENTRE,
SUNNY DEOL DANCE SCHOOL,
RAKHI SAWANT SATSANG MANCH
Hey bhagwan kya hoga is desh ka, kaise unnati krega? Padhe -likhe log hone k bawazud 75% log angutha istemal karte he
ReplyDeleteAb is sms padhne wale ko hi dekh lo
Whats WORSE Than Finding A Worm In D Apple That U Have Bitten
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Finding Only HALF A Worm
Chuho ka
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Sach me bahut kuch likha tha
Pyar Pyar Pyar
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Dekha
Kitna Pyar bhara msg beja TUMko
Kisi or ne kbi bheja
Pyar agar maa se ho to Mamta,
ReplyDeleteBaap se ho to Bapta,
Aur agar patni se ho to,
Pappu, pinku, chintu, chotu, chunnu, munnu.
Ajab hota hai ye pyar.
Osama Bin Laden ka Favourite Song:-
ReplyDelete"O mai Nikla plane Leke O Raste Me
NEWYORK me Ek Mod aaya Mein WTC Tod aaya..
AAP KITNE B DUKH ME Q NA HO KOI NAHI DEKHTA
ReplyDeleteAP JITNE RO LO KOI NAHI DEKHTA
PR
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EK'DATE' Par CHALE JAO
PURA KHANDAN DEKH LETA HAI
Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
ReplyDelete"Dost ke piche mat bhago..
Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFriend ke piche bhago
Dost jhakh maarke tumhare piche aayega"
Boy: hey girl, wats ur name?
ReplyDeleteGrl:"Amitabh Bachhan ko dhakka maaro"
Boy:means wat?
Grl: "PUSH'PAA"
Most Touching Lines Said
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Luv While Break Up:
"Out Of All Ur Lies U
Said To Me,
"I LOVE U..."
Was My Favourite!"
Wat is the Difference between
ReplyDelete"GHAZAL" &"LeCTURE"
Every Word Spoken by the Girlfrnd is "GHAZAL"
&
Every Word Spoken by Wife
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A Girl worries abt her future till C gets a husband.
ReplyDeleteBt a Boy nevr worries about his future until he gets a wife.
Beautiful Line Written In a Petrol Pump..
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Avoid GF, Save Petrol..
100cc Platina
ReplyDelete125cc Yamaha
150cc Honda
180cc Pulsar
350cc Bullet..
kuch bhi kharid lo... Aakhir pichha to ek 80cc "SCOOTY" ka hi to karna hai.
Wen Things go Wrong
ReplyDeleteWen sadness fils ur Heart
Wen tears flow in ur Eyes
Always remember 3 things
1.I M WID U
2.U HAVE MONEY
3.BAR IS OPEN Lets Go.
Hamesa apni pasand k raste pe chalo , apne tarike se kam karo , vo karo jo aap chaho 1 din dunia khegi , NALAYAK NE KABHI KISI KE NAHI SUNI....!
ReplyDeleteAam aadmi ki genuine problem! Government bolti hai PAANI bachaao
ReplyDelete!dea wala Abhishek bolta hai PAPER bachaao. Ab saala POTY kya Mobile se SAAF KARE
Premika~ mai maa banne wali hu
ReplyDeletepremi~ r u mad ?
kahani me twist
premika~ bakvas nahi, mai tumhare baap se shadi kar ke tumari maa banne wali hu
Research:
ReplyDeleteWAt is d color of frequency?
Freqncy= 1/TiMe= 1/sec
&
1 sec=1 pal
so,
1/pal=per pal
So its "PURPLE"
PURI PHYSICS HILA K rakh di
INDIA ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
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is din rakhi
Aur friendship day Ek saath hai
Wen u read luv msg
ReplyDeleteU Nvr think of d prsn who sent d msg
Bt u think of d prsn whom u luv d most!
Saala Kharcha kiska
aur
Charcha Kisika
1 day God askd me if u hv 2 choose b/w Luv & Frndshp whum u will choose??
ReplyDelete& i just lukd at my frnds nd said-"salo ab to Ladki chunne do"
2type ki girls k piche Na bhago
ReplyDelete1-Jiske piche mai hu
Qki wo tuko kabi nai milegi
2-jiske piche mai nai hu
Qki jo mujse n pati wo tumse kya pategi
If u break our frnship i'll hang myself wid noodles
ReplyDeletecut my veins wid rubber knife
blast my head wid water pistol..
Stop smilin
m damn serious.
Shortcut Propose
ReplyDeleteBoy:Kya Me Apka Address Jaan
Sakta Hu
Girl:Q
Boy:Ek Din Baraat Jo Leker Aani
He
Dedicated to all my frnds. .
ReplyDeleteKabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena. . :-(
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Ham dil pe pathar rakh k tumhe goli mar denge
Machli jal ki rani He
ReplyDeleteNo no
Somthng new
Grlfrnd dil ki rani he
Jivan uska money he
Haath lagao chillayegi
Money nikalo to pat jaegi
Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-
ReplyDeleteNo money,
No fun,
Your son.
Pita ka jawab-
So sad,
very bad,
Your Dad.
All is wel rmix..
ReplyDeleteJb Q. papr ho out of cntrl
answrsheet ko krke fold
Answrsheet ko krke fold
aeroplane banake bol
I WILL FAIL
An !dea Can Change uR Life
ReplyDeleteBt
A Girl Can Change uR Ideas
So
Always Change uR GirlFrnds tO Get New ideas
What an !dea
Sirji!!!
Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
ReplyDeletesab 2 din ki masti he.
Tera husn bi tab tak qayam he,
jab tak.
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FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai
What Can B wOrse Then Ur Gf Sendin U A Text Msg-
ReplyDelete"Lets Break Up"
Next Msg 4m Him Which Says-
"sorry, Galti Se Tuje fOrward hO Gaya"
LADKI or SMS me kya similarity hai,
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Jab Tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN Nahi aata.
Teri aankhon me aasu Chehre pe hasi hai teri sanso me aahain,
ReplyDeleteDil me Bebsi hai
Tune pehle Q nahi btaya mujhko K
Darwaze me teri ungli phasi hai..
A MEN LIFE IS LIKE A DOG
ReplyDeleteSchool life=Paltu kutte
College = Awara KUTTE,
Service = Khujli wale Kutte
Maried=Wafadar kutte
Old Age= Pehredar Kutte
ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta
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Anek "ta" me ek "TA"
Tcher 2 sleepy student:Who
ReplyDeleteInvented Steam Engine?
Student: Wht sir?
T:Yes correct
It's James Watt
Moral:Sleeping is improve ur
genaral knowledge.
Future OF ENGINEERING Studnts-
ReplyDeleteExtC-Radio Repair
Com/IT-Typing Mastr
MECH-Cycle Tube Punctr
ELEC-Fan & Mixer Repair
CIVIL-Gutter Cleaning
Lamha Lamha waqt gujar jaega,
ReplyDeletekoi Tumhare sath bandh jaega,
Abhi waqt Hai kisiko patalo,
kya pata kal kisiki patayi hui ko Tumhe sonp diya jayega.
bhojpuri sms
ReplyDeleteTu ruth jaiba ta Hum jiyab kaise?
Fatal karejwa k siyab kaise?
Tu hi ta humar sona ke surahi, Tu hi fut jaiba ta pani piyab kaise?
Light the cigaar with the heat of liver there is alot of fire in liver.
ReplyDeleteAb Hindi me padho
Beedi jalayele jigar se piya Jigar maa badi aag hai..
Patni banate samay God ne kaha ki achi or samjdar Patni duniya k har kone me milegi
ReplyDelete?
Aur fir Bhagwan ne duniya gol bana di Kona rakha hi nhi.
500 Ka Note Check Karna Ho to
ReplyDeleteUske 10 Fold Karke Us Par 20
Mukke Maaro
Fir Note Ko Kholo
Agar Gandhi G Ka Chasma Toot Jaye
to Note Nakli Hai.
zoobi doobi zoobi doobi zoobi doobi
ReplyDeletewah wah
zoobi doobi zoobi doobi zoobi doobi
wah wah
wah wah na kro..
jaa k zoobi ko bachao...
Doob jayegi..
FREE PICKUP
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WANT TO GET THIS PACKAGE..
JUST DIAL 100 AND SAY,
"MUMBAI BLAST ME MERA HATH THA..!"
if i get 8 hours to cut a tree i'll spend 7 hrs to sharp my knife
ReplyDelete-Abraham Lincoln
If i get 8hrs to study i'll spend 7hours 2 find my buks
-Dev
IMAGINE
ReplyDeleteU & Me join NASA
AFTER 1 month
The Americans will hav 2 change the name 4rm NASA to..
"SATYANASA"
apna talent hi aisa hai...
;-)
Dev
To all my friends and relatives who sent me love and best wishes anytime in my life and prayed for my success
ReplyDeleteIts not helping
:-(
Plz send Cash
Pata he aaj konsa din he?
ReplyDeleteaaj Titanic ki 94th anniversary he
so plz sbhi pyar karne walo se guzarish h ki
DuB MARO! ;)
To b a"Gud profesional" always start to study late for "Exams"
ReplyDeleteBcoz it teaches how to manage"time"& tackle "emergencies"!
Thnk differently yAAr
SHARAB CHALISA
ReplyDeleteGurur Gutka
Gurur Whisky
Gurur Scotch
namo namah
Gurur Quarter
Desi Pauua
Tasmay Shri Beer Namah
GOD Apko Sada Tunn Rakhe.
Degree of Girls:
ReplyDeleteBA-Beauiful Angel,
BSc-Beautiful Structure,
BL-Beautiful Lips,
BCom-Beautiful Completely,
MBA-Married But Available.
Best Traffic Add Of The Year-
ReplyDeletePicture Of Lord GANESHA Holding a Helmet With a Saying:'Take Care Of Your Head,Not Every 1Gets a ReplaceMent Like Me!
Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage and watch other girls dressed beautifully nd think "yeh maal engagement se pehle kyu nhi dikha
ReplyDeleteMere Pairon Se Us Waqt Zamen Nikal Gai aeDOSTO
ReplyDeleteJub Usne Kaha
I Love U Jaan !
Wala SMS
Ghalti Se Apko Send Ho Gya Tha
Bhai Jaan
What is Swarg?
ReplyDeleteAmerican Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife
What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary
Sab Parents apne bete ko bolte hAI.
ReplyDelete"Bete DIL LAga Ke Padhna"
Lekin unko kon samjaaye ke DIL lagne Ke baad padhai kAha hoti hAI.