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  1. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    Inspirational msg for all guys who R still single

    'Dude,she has a boyfrnd..!!'

    'Yeah, so..?

    Football has a goalkeeper, doesn't mean U can't Score.

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  2. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    PAGALPANTI
    Dil ko sabse zyada dard kab hota he





    Jab aap mobile charging par laga kar jaye or 2 ghante baad aakar dekhe ki switch board pe button off tha

    ReplyDelete
  3. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu

    Muje Bhul Jao

    BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi

    Na tere jane ka Gum

    Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatm.

    ReplyDelete
  4. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    Child-who is this man who comes every night and dissapears in morning?

    Mother-thank God! You saw him, he is your father, a "Software Engineer"

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  5. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:39 PM

    Nai-nai shadi thi
    nya tha jamana
    dulha bechain tha
    sunne ko dulhan se gana
    dulhan sarmyi
    suru kiya gana
    bhaiya mere
    rakhi k bandhn ko nibhna

    ReplyDelete
  6. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:39 PM

    BOYS ATTITUDE
    When they prpose a grl
    If she say yes
    Boy feel
    Pata nai kitno ko yes kaha hoga
    &
    If she say no
    Bandariya Khud Ko Katrina samajhti h

    ReplyDelete
  7. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    Who let u get on d horse,u child of Ghost !!


    Samajh nai aaya?



    Are Ye


    "Tainu ghodi kinney chadhaya,bhootni k"
    Ka english version he ;

    ReplyDelete
  8. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    Teacher: vich Was 1st Silent Film In hindi?
    Stud:If d Film Was Silent,Hw Could u Know It Was hindi?
    Teacher shocks
    Student rocks

    ReplyDelete
  9. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    BCA Ki Ladki,Boyz Ko Kaise Gaali Degi
    Pedaishi Error,
    Virus k Bacche,
    1Click Marungi 2 Dharti Se Delete Ho k Pataal Me Instaal Ho Jayega

    ReplyDelete
  10. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    Agar aap sochte hai ki DARR k aage JEET hai to galat soch he,
    JEET film ne sirf Rs.27 crore & DARR ne Rs.70 crore kamaay,so JEET k aage DARR hai..

    ReplyDelete
  11. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    DEAR Fnds,
    D'End Of d world which ws scheduld for 2012 hs been postpond to 2025, due 2some technical problem
    Plz co-operate
    ur lovng frnd
    yamraj

    ReplyDelete
  12. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    Gandhiji Ahinsa ko kyu mante the?

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    ?
    ?

    Kyuki unhe Pata tha ki wo 1 hi thappad me ludak jayenge
    Isliye Khali pili Panga lene se kya fayda..

    ReplyDelete
  13. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    Hey
    I got a job In microsoft thru Online interview Pay scale is 5.2lakh per annm Bngalore postin
    Cool na?


    Bt b4 joinng







    Mom woke me up!

    ReplyDelete
  14. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    Briliantly ansrd by bf on breakup
    Gf: Tujhe mere jaisi ladki kabi nhi mil skti.
    Bf: Chill swthrt,Jab mujhe tu pasnd hi nai to tere jesi Q dhundu

    ReplyDelete
  15. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    How will a foreigner say "open d door" 2 his servant who only understands Hindi..?

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    (Read dis
    as fast u can read)

    "There was a cold day"

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  16. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    1970-Dulha Dahej Me Tv Mangta Tha

    1980-Motor Cycle

    1990-Plot

    2000-Ac N Car

    2010

    Bas aisi Dulhan de jiska boyfrnd na ho
    Baki mai kama luga

    ReplyDelete
  17. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    Mai Ek Bar Commitment kr Du to Fir apne ap ki b nhi sunta
    2 Bar kar Du to kisi k baap ki b nhi sunta
    or jab
    3 Baar kar du to meri koi nahi sunta..

    ReplyDelete
  18. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    A T T I T U D E -

    DHONI says "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-" :-)

    SACHIN Replied
    "I never sent anybody-"

    ReplyDelete
  19. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    Barish ka mousam bahut tadpata h
    Unki yaad aati h jinhe dil chahta h
    lekin wo aaye b to kaise
    na unke pas rain kot hai or na chata hai

    ReplyDelete
  20. DevMarch 9, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    Dhoni is 29& shakshi is 21yrs..
    Bt stil dhoni says we r school friends.
    1dam chalu tha sala,
    10th Me b 2nd std Wali ladki pe line marta tha..:-)

    ReplyDelete
  21. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    Wo bole Mehfil me kahin humare joote kho gaye hain, to ghar kaise jayenge.
    Humne kaha Aap shayari to shuru kijiye itne ayenge ki gin bhi nahi payenge!

    ReplyDelete
  22. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    Student Version of Mohabaten
    Duniya me Kitni H tutione
    Fir b Dilo me h Tenson Mar b jye Padnewale
    Mit b jaye Padnewale Zinda rhti he unk Pustke

    ReplyDelete
  23. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    Hamari to Zindagi Me andhere hi andhere Hai DOST

    Wo Or log He jinhone INVERTOR lagwa rake H

    ReplyDelete
  24. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    Yaar ruthe to rab ruthe,
    Yaar fir ruthe to jag chute
    Yaar fir ruthe to dil tute
    Yaar fir ruthe to?

    Chappal maro sale ko
    Roj ka 1hi drama he

    ReplyDelete
  25. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    HEIGHT OF PREVENT NOISE POLUTON-
    Keep D ALARM in SILENT mode
    During Exam

    ReplyDelete
  26. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    Styles of saying Good n9t-

    Dad-Gd 9t son

    Frnd-Gud nyt re

    GF-Gud nyt Dear

    Lover-Gd nyt Janu

    But MOM- SUSU KARKE SONA BETA....

    ReplyDelete
  27. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    Mehekti Hawa ye kehti h Pyar karle

    Madhosh Fiza ye kehti h Izhr karle

    Par in Gharwalo ko kaun Samjhaye?

    Kehte h pehle 12th TO PAAS KARLE!

    ReplyDelete
  28. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    KHUN se likh diya har diwar pe un ka naam, Or fir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha un ka naam,kyun ki..

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    ''SPELLING MISTAKE THI''....

    ReplyDelete
  29. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    Ye 1 naya SMS h jo market me abhi tak nhi aaya h
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    Kya khoj rhe ho? kaha na abhi tak market me nhi aya to Aap K pas kaise ayega

    ReplyDelete
  30. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    Kehte hain car me aage wali seat pe baccho ki vajah se haadse hote hai,
    Or piche wali seat par hadson ki wajah se bacche hote hai.

    ReplyDelete
  31. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    Tumhare darwaje per Sanam hum Bar-Bar aayenge,
    Ghanti bajayenge..

    Aur bhaag Jayenge.

    ReplyDelete
  32. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    Santa k ghar walo ne Babita ka rishta thukra diya batao kyu?
    Pagal tu Padai me dhyan de
    UnK ghar ki baat h hame kya lena dena

    ReplyDelete
  33. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    Agar koi tumhe pathar mare

    To TUMAHARA farz hai kI

    Tum us par phool phenko

    Lekin..


    GAMLE k sath.

    ReplyDelete
  34. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    Jo dil me he Use jatate rehna,
    Jise chahte ho
    Use btate rehna,
    Nhi to...??
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Nahi to kya
    Uski shaadi me 'Tent' aur 'kursi'
    Sajate rehna...

    ReplyDelete
  35. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    Jee Kare Aapke Pass Aaun
    Aapke Pass Aa K Ruk Jaoon
    Na Baithun Na Bolu
    Bas Aapki Ankho Me







    Santre Ka Chika Nichood K Bhag Jaun..

    ReplyDelete
  36. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    Shayari by Sardar-"Ek ladki ko dekha to Aisa laga, dusri ladki ko dekha to Vaisa laga, par jab 2no ne thapad mara to EK jaisa laga..

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  37. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    Zindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD Rakhiye. Kabi kisi k DiL se mat kheliye.Q k DiL 1 hi hota hai.Agar khelna hi hai to"KIDNEY" se kheliye wo 2 hoti hai.

    ReplyDelete
  38. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai ?



    ?







    ?







    ?



    Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaaye ki...


    So Rahe Ho Kya??

    ReplyDelete
  39. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    Ek Dukhi BOYFRND Ne Apne GIRLFRND k Liye Shayri Likhi=

    Phulo ki Rani, Baharo ki Sehzadi..

    Dil Tod k Chali Gayi
    Kutti, Kamini, Haramzadi..

    ReplyDelete
  40. DevMarch 26, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    1970 ki MOM to SON-Beta apne caste ki ladki se Shadi karna.
    1980-Apne religion ki.
    1990-Apne level ki.
    2000-Apne desh ki.
    2009-Beta, ladki se plz.

    ReplyDelete
  41. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne Vardan Offer Kia

    1st-Muje Gora Bana Do
    2nd-Muje B
    3rd-Hi Hi Hi,Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do

    Moral-Kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte Hai

    ReplyDelete
  42. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    Hum gaye the unke Ghar,
    Kehna tha Dil-se-Dil mila lo.
    Unki ma ne khola Darwaza,
    to Hm Ghabra k bole agar koi Bachcha ho to POLIO DROPS pilwa lo!

    ReplyDelete
  43. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    TOP 5 FUNNY SHOP-
    MALLIKA SHERAWAT TEXTILES,
    SALMAN KHAN MARRIAGE BUREAU,
    DOLLY BINDRA FITNESS CENTRE,
    SUNNY DEOL DANCE SCHOOL,
    RAKHI SAWANT SATSANG MANCH

    ReplyDelete
  44. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    Hey bhagwan kya hoga is desh ka, kaise unnati krega? Padhe -likhe log hone k bawazud 75% log angutha istemal karte he
    Ab is sms padhne wale ko hi dekh lo

    ReplyDelete
  45. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    Whats WORSE Than Finding A Worm In D Apple That U Have Bitten

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    Finding Only HALF A Worm

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  46. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    Chuho ka
    aatank dekho.


    U a g i
    m t
    b h k
    ur p o

    g l
    me ta
    p e

    ge

    ma


    t i n

    ka

    ge

    pu

    Sara msg kutar gaye
    Sach me bahut kuch likha tha

    ReplyDelete
  47. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    Pyar Pyar Pyar

    Pyar Pyar Pyar

    Pyar Pyar Pyar

    Pyar Pyar Pyar

    Pyar Pyar

    Dekha

    Kitna Pyar bhara msg beja TUMko

    Kisi or ne kbi bheja

    ReplyDelete
  48. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    Pyar agar maa se ho to Mamta,
    Baap se ho to Bapta,
    Aur agar patni se ho to,
    Pappu, pinku, chintu, chotu, chunnu, munnu.

    Ajab hota hai ye pyar.

    ReplyDelete
  49. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    Osama Bin Laden ka Favourite Song:-
    "O mai Nikla plane Leke O Raste Me
    NEWYORK me Ek Mod aaya Mein WTC Tod aaya..

    ReplyDelete
  50. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    AAP KITNE B DUKH ME Q NA HO KOI NAHI DEKHTA
    AP JITNE RO LO KOI NAHI DEKHTA
    PR
    PR
    EK'DATE' Par CHALE JAO
    PURA KHANDAN DEKH LETA HAI

    ReplyDelete
  51. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
    "Dost ke piche mat bhago..
    Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFriend ke piche bhago
    Dost jhakh maarke tumhare piche aayega"

    ReplyDelete
  52. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    Boy: hey girl, wats ur name?

    Grl:"Amitabh Bachhan ko dhakka maaro"

    Boy:means wat?


    Grl: "PUSH'PAA"

    ReplyDelete
  53. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    Most Touching Lines Said
    By A True Lover 2 His
    Luv While Break Up:

    "Out Of All Ur Lies U
    Said To Me,

    "I LOVE U..."

    Was My Favourite!"

    ReplyDelete
  54. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    Wat is the Difference between
    "GHAZAL" &"LeCTURE"
    Every Word Spoken by the Girlfrnd is "GHAZAL"
    &
    Every Word Spoken by Wife
    is "LECTURE"

    ReplyDelete
  55. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    A Girl worries abt her future till C gets a husband.
    Bt a Boy nevr worries about his future until he gets a wife.

    ReplyDelete
  56. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    Beautiful Line Written In a Petrol Pump..

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    Avoid GF, Save Petrol..

    ReplyDelete
  57. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    100cc Platina
    125cc Yamaha
    150cc Honda
    180cc Pulsar
    350cc Bullet..
    kuch bhi kharid lo... Aakhir pichha to ek 80cc "SCOOTY" ka hi to karna hai.

    ReplyDelete
  58. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Wen Things go Wrong
    Wen sadness fils ur Heart
    Wen tears flow in ur Eyes
    Always remember 3 things
    1.I M WID U
    2.U HAVE MONEY
    3.BAR IS OPEN Lets Go.

    ReplyDelete
  59. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Hamesa apni pasand k raste pe chalo , apne tarike se kam karo , vo karo jo aap chaho 1 din dunia khegi , NALAYAK NE KABHI KISI KE NAHI SUNI....!

    ReplyDelete
  60. DevMarch 30, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Aam aadmi ki genuine problem! Government bolti hai PAANI bachaao
    !dea wala Abhishek bolta hai PAPER bachaao. Ab saala POTY kya Mobile se SAAF KARE

    ReplyDelete
  61. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    Premika~ mai maa banne wali hu
    premi~ r u mad ?
    kahani me twist
    premika~ bakvas nahi, mai tumhare baap se shadi kar ke tumari maa banne wali hu

    ReplyDelete
  62. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Research:
    WAt is d color of frequency?

    Freqncy= 1/TiMe= 1/sec
    &
    1 sec=1 pal

    so,
    1/pal=per pal

    So its "PURPLE"
    PURI PHYSICS HILA K rakh di

    ReplyDelete
  63. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    INDIA ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
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    02/08/2012
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    Kyonki....
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    is din rakhi
    Aur friendship day Ek saath hai

    ReplyDelete
  64. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    Wen u read luv msg
    U Nvr think of d prsn who sent d msg
    Bt u think of d prsn whom u luv d most!


    Saala Kharcha kiska
    aur
    Charcha Kisika

    ReplyDelete
  65. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    1 day God askd me if u hv 2 choose b/w Luv & Frndshp whum u will choose??

    & i just lukd at my frnds nd said-"salo ab to Ladki chunne do"

    ReplyDelete
  66. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    2type ki girls k piche Na bhago
    1-Jiske piche mai hu
    Qki wo tuko kabi nai milegi
    2-jiske piche mai nai hu
    Qki jo mujse n pati wo tumse kya pategi

    ReplyDelete
  67. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    If u break our frnship i'll hang myself wid noodles
    cut my veins wid rubber knife
    blast my head wid water pistol..
    Stop smilin
    m damn serious.

    ReplyDelete
  68. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    Shortcut Propose

    Boy:Kya Me Apka Address Jaan
    Sakta Hu

    Girl:Q

    Boy:Ek Din Baraat Jo Leker Aani
    He

    ReplyDelete
  69. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    Dedicated to all my frnds. .
    Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena. . :-(
    .

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    .

    Ham dil pe pathar rakh k tumhe goli mar denge

    ReplyDelete
  70. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    Machli jal ki rani He

    No no
    Somthng new


    Grlfrnd dil ki rani he
    Jivan uska money he
    Haath lagao chillayegi
    Money nikalo to pat jaegi

    ReplyDelete
  71. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-

    No money,
    No fun,
    Your son.


    Pita ka jawab-
    So sad,
    very bad,
    Your Dad.

    ReplyDelete
  72. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    All is wel rmix..
    Jb Q. papr ho out of cntrl
    answrsheet ko krke fold
    Answrsheet ko krke fold
    aeroplane banake bol
    I WILL FAIL

    ReplyDelete
  73. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    An !dea Can Change uR Life
    Bt
    A Girl Can Change uR Ideas

    So
    Always Change uR GirlFrnds tO Get New ideas

    What an !dea
    Sirji!!!

    ReplyDelete
  74. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
    sab 2 din ki masti he.
    Tera husn bi tab tak qayam he,
    jab tak.

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    FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai

    ReplyDelete
  75. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    What Can B wOrse Then Ur Gf Sendin U A Text Msg-
    "Lets Break Up"








    Next Msg 4m Him Which Says-
    "sorry, Galti Se Tuje fOrward hO Gaya"

    ReplyDelete
  76. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    LADKI or SMS me kya similarity hai,


    *



    *



    *

    Jab Tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN Nahi aata.

    ReplyDelete
  77. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    Teri aankhon me aasu Chehre pe hasi hai teri sanso me aahain,
    Dil me Bebsi hai
    Tune pehle Q nahi btaya mujhko K
    Darwaze me teri ungli phasi hai..

    ReplyDelete
  78. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    A MEN LIFE IS LIKE A DOG

    School life=Paltu kutte
    College = Awara KUTTE,
    Service = Khujli wale Kutte
    Maried=Wafadar kutte
    Old Age= Pehredar Kutte

    ReplyDelete
  79. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta
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    Wat is d moral of this line....????
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    Anek "ta" me ek "TA"

    ReplyDelete
  80. DevApril 6, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    Tcher 2 sleepy student:Who
    Invented Steam Engine?
    Student: Wht sir?
    T:Yes correct
    It's James Watt
    Moral:Sleeping is improve ur
    genaral knowledge.

    ReplyDelete
  81. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:27 AM

    Future OF ENGINEERING Studnts-
    ExtC-Radio Repair
    Com/IT-Typing Mastr
    MECH-Cycle Tube Punctr
    ELEC-Fan & Mixer Repair
    CIVIL-Gutter Cleaning

    ReplyDelete
  82. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    Lamha Lamha waqt gujar jaega,
    koi Tumhare sath bandh jaega,

    Abhi waqt Hai kisiko patalo,
    kya pata kal kisiki patayi hui ko Tumhe sonp diya jayega.

    ReplyDelete
  83. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    bhojpuri sms
    Tu ruth jaiba ta Hum jiyab kaise?
    Fatal karejwa k siyab kaise?
    Tu hi ta humar sona ke surahi, Tu hi fut jaiba ta pani piyab kaise?

    ReplyDelete
  84. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    Light the cigaar with the heat of liver there is alot of fire in liver.

    Ab Hindi me padho

    Beedi jalayele jigar se piya Jigar maa badi aag hai..

    ReplyDelete
  85. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    Patni banate samay God ne kaha ki achi or samjdar Patni duniya k har kone me milegi


    ?


    Aur fir Bhagwan ne duniya gol bana di Kona rakha hi nhi.

    ReplyDelete
  86. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    500 Ka Note Check Karna Ho to
    Uske 10 Fold Karke Us Par 20
    Mukke Maaro
    Fir Note Ko Kholo
    Agar Gandhi G Ka Chasma Toot Jaye
    to Note Nakli Hai.

    ReplyDelete
  87. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    zoobi doobi zoobi doobi zoobi doobi

    wah wah
    zoobi doobi zoobi doobi zoobi doobi

    wah wah
    wah wah na kro..
    jaa k zoobi ko bachao...
    Doob jayegi..

    ReplyDelete
  88. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    FREE PICKUP
    FREE STAY

    FREE BREAKFAST

    FREE DINNER

    WANT TO GET THIS PACKAGE..



    JUST DIAL 100 AND SAY,

    "MUMBAI BLAST ME MERA HATH THA..!"

    ReplyDelete
  89. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    if i get 8 hours to cut a tree i'll spend 7 hrs to sharp my knife
    -Abraham Lincoln
    If i get 8hrs to study i'll spend 7hours 2 find my buks
    -Dev

    ReplyDelete
  90. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    IMAGINE
    U & Me join NASA

    AFTER 1 month

    The Americans will hav 2 change the name 4rm NASA to..
    "SATYANASA"

    apna talent hi aisa hai...
    ;-)
    Dev

    ReplyDelete
  91. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    To all my friends and relatives who sent me love and best wishes anytime in my life and prayed for my success
    Its not helping

    :-(

    Plz send Cash

    ReplyDelete
  92. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    Pata he aaj konsa din he?

    aaj Titanic ki 94th anniversary he

    so plz sbhi pyar karne walo se guzarish h ki





    DuB MARO! ;)

    ReplyDelete
  93. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    To b a"Gud profesional" always start to study late for "Exams"
    Bcoz it teaches how to manage"time"& tackle "emergencies"!
    Thnk differently yAAr

    ReplyDelete
  94. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    SHARAB CHALISA

    Gurur Gutka
    Gurur Whisky
    Gurur Scotch
    namo namah
    Gurur Quarter
    Desi Pauua
    Tasmay Shri Beer Namah
    GOD Apko Sada Tunn Rakhe.

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  95. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    Degree of Girls:
    BA-Beauiful Angel,
    BSc-Beautiful Structure,
    BL-Beautiful Lips,
    BCom-Beautiful Completely,
    MBA-Married But Available.

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  96. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    Best Traffic Add Of The Year-
    Picture Of Lord GANESHA Holding a Helmet With a Saying:'Take Care Of Your Head,Not Every 1Gets a ReplaceMent Like Me!

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  97. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage and watch other girls dressed beautifully nd think "yeh maal engagement se pehle kyu nhi dikha

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  98. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Mere Pairon Se Us Waqt Zamen Nikal Gai aeDOSTO

    Jub Usne Kaha



    I Love U Jaan !





    Wala SMS

    Ghalti Se Apko Send Ho Gya Tha
    Bhai Jaan

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  99. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    What is Swarg?
    American Salary
    German car
    Chinese Food &
    Indian Wife

    What is Nark?
    American Wife
    German Food
    Chinese Car &
    Indian Salary

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  100. DevApril 16, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    Sab Parents apne bete ko bolte hAI.
    "Bete DIL LAga Ke Padhna"
    Lekin unko kon samjaaye ke DIL lagne Ke baad padhai kAha hoti hAI.

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