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Maine apne dil se pucha,
ReplyDelete"PYAR aur DOSTI m kya fark hai"
Awaaz ayi.
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"Mera kaam blood supply krna hai,ye CHICHORI bate mujse mat kiya kar".
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Aap ko kuch dena hai
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Mere pas aao
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Thoda aur
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Ab theek hai
Apna face meri taraf kro
Aankhain band karo
"DDIIISSSHHUUMM"
Life without girls.....
ReplyDeleteAll theaters silent
The police at rest
Mobile companies in loss
Gift shops in loss
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All Boys..?
"UNIVERSITY TOPPERS!"
"Aalasya Manushya Ka Sabse Bada Shatru Hai"
ReplyDelete-Jawaharlal Nehru
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"Apne Shatru Se Pyar Kro"
-Mahtma Gandhi
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Ab tumhe Batao Bapu Ki Mane Ya Chachu Ki..;-)
Arz hai... Wo mud mud k dekh rahe the hame or hum unhe, Woh mud mud k dekh rahe the hame or hum unhe, kyonki Exam me na kuch hame ata tha na unhe. Wah! Wah.
ReplyDeleteCONCEPT-"Do or die"
ReplyDelete#NEW CONCEPT-"Do before u die"
#LATEST CONCEPT-"Dont die until u do"
#OUR CONCEPT-"koi batayega sala karna kya hai??;-)
Bhojpuri version of d famous films:
ReplyDeleteTitanic-NAAV DELE DHOKA.
Anaconda-AADMI KHAWE WALA SAPWA.
Three idiots-TEEN THO BUDBAK.
Ghajini-TAKLA K BADLA..
The next Generation KG Poem- Drinking Drinkng little BEER.How i wonder which BAR is near. Quarter rates r up so HIGH.Drink a peg with chicken Fry...
ReplyDeleteAgar jaanna chahte hai apne pyar ki gahrai ko to type kare space & bhej de apne papa k mob pe wo batayenge apke pyar ki gahrai ko.
ReplyDeleteNext Generation Kids,
ReplyDeleteA_for_Applications
B_Bluetooth
C_Camera
D_Download
E_Email
F_Facebook
G_Google
H_Hardware
I_Iphone
J_Java
K_Kingston
L_Lapy
M_Msgs
N_Nokia
O_Orkut
P_Panel
Q_Qualcom
R_Ram
S_Server
T_Touch screen
U_Usb
V_Visa
W_Wifi
X_Xp
Y_Youtube
Z_Zonel
1 topi bechne wala ped k niche aaram kr rha tha k achank kch bandr uski topiya utha kr le gye.
ReplyDeleteUse 1dum apne dada ki sunai kahani yad aayi.
or usne apni 1 topi utha kr fek di.
1 monkey aya,usne topiko utaya or 1 THAPAD mar k bola
tu kya sochta h hmara dada hme kahani ni suna k gya?
In our country
ReplyDeletemost of d 1st div. studnts get technical seats
& Bcum doctors & enginrs
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The 2nd div. pass MBA
Bcum admnistrtors & Control d 1st Divs..
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D 3rd div. enter politics
Bcum ministers &
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Join d underworld &
Control ALL..
800 Kamron ka mahal ho aur motiyon se saja darbar. Income ho arbon me aur 200 mercedes car.Ye Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai Isliye jagna hai bekar.
ReplyDeleteZindgi ki mushkil Raho me kaun apka sath dega
ReplyDeleteMUMMY
PAPA
BHAI
BAHAN
DOST
PADOSI
NAhi
SIRF AAP KI
APNI
"CHAPPAL".
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai-
ReplyDeleteMaine Ek BIKHARI Ko Pucha-1000 Rupaye ka Note Dun to kya karega?
Woh Bola- khushi se Mar Jaunga.
Maine Nahi Diya..
Thik kiya na.
Arz kiya hai...
ReplyDeleteKhidki khuli julfe giree...
Samne husn ka didar tha...
Zulfe hati kismat futi...
Woh to nahaya hua sardar tha, bolo ta ra ra.
Maths Magic :
ReplyDelete259 x apni AGE x 39 =
Just Try It.
You will get an interesting result.
Just try & watch Magic of Maths..... In terms of your age. have good day
Mil jati sapno ki shehzaadi, agar mushrraf ki beti se hoti meri shadi, hota kashmir ki samasya ka nidaan, kyuki dahej me milta Pakistan bolo Mera BHARAT Mahan!
ReplyDeleteKyon msg msg karta hai,msg pe tu kyon marta hai.kya hota hai msg ka msg ki laga du dheri.. me barish kar du msg ki jo teri girl friend ho jaye meri. *dont mind*
ReplyDeleteBIPASA DESH K HAR NAGRIK KO MILNI CHAHIYE, BIPASA KO PANA HAMARA ADHIKAR HAI, BIPASA HAR SHAHER/ GAON KI ZRURT HAI. BIPASA: BI=BIJLI PA=PANI SA=SADAK.
ReplyDeleteWanna make money through Facebook...??
ReplyDeleteGo to: Account- account settings- De-activate your Account and Start Working...!! Lolz
"Which is better?
ReplyDeleteGoogle or Yahoo..?"
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"Oh wait.. I'll search it on
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DID U kNoW.??
ReplyDeleteSoftware Engineers Never Die!!
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They Just Go Offline..!!
Earlier- "NEKI KAR, DARIYA ME DAAL.."
ReplyDeleteBut Now-
"KUCH BHI KAR, FACEBOOK PAR DAAL
In Barishon Se Keh Do Kahin Or Ja K Barsein
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Ye INDIA Hai Yahan Light Chali Jati Hy Barish Aane Se
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_/|_ Haan Ni T0..
Attitude of young generation :
ReplyDeleteThey love 'facebook'.. but they hate to 'face' of the 'book'.
4 words dat change ur mood
ReplyDelete"I love you"
"You are Failed"
"I hate you"
last and d most
"FACEBOOK LOGIN ERROR"
Hum ankho ko phul or hoton ko kamal kahte h
ReplyDeleteJaisi mahfil ho vaisi gazal kahte h
Hum mahfilo me jaya nhi krte
Hum jaha hote h log use mehfil khte h
Waah Re GANDHI.. Kya chali Teri Aandhi.. Aaya tha Langot me.. Aur ghus gaya.. 5.. 10.. 20.. 50.. 100.. 500.. 1000.. k Note me!
ReplyDeleteNever kiss a lawyer bcuz she says-'I Object' never kiss a doctor bcuz she says-'next' alwys kiss a teacher bcuz she says-do it 2morow n repeat 5 times
ReplyDeleteIn our life time 6 things can come at any time:
ReplyDelete1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona.
Do pal ki khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge. Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
ReplyDeletePower house company ki 1 job hai. Salary Rs 18000/- krni hai to reply karo.....zyada mehnat ka kaam nahi hai, bus bijli k taro pr gila kapda marna hai.
ReplyDeleteWAT'S D worst PUNISHMENT U CAN GIVE 2 A GIRL?
ReplyDeleteANS - GIVE HER NEW DRESSES, JEWELLERY, COSMETICS, ETC.
& LOCK HER IN A CLOSED ROOM, WITHOUT A MIRROR!!!!!
Gudnite in Paresh Rawal style:Sula de re deva sula de, mereko nahi re Baba,Sms padnewaleko sula de, Hamesha k liye nahi re deva,avi k liye sula de.good night
ReplyDeleteMohbabbat ki raho me har pal Dard milega,??? Mohabbat ki raho me har pal Dard milega,??? Meri maano isi raah me ek "Medical store" khol lo?Bahut chalega...
ReplyDeleteFrndshp is like susu in d Pants..
ReplyDeleteOthers can only see it,
But only U can feel its Warmth,
Spreading slowly all over...
So do it
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Feel
Behind every Successful Student thr is a Gud teacher
ReplyDeleteBt wat abt failed student?
A Beautiful Teacher.!
Uske kadam jahan jahan pade...
ReplyDeletehumne wo jagah choom li aur wo bewafa
meri mummy ko ja kar boli...-
Aapka beta mitti khata hai... :-P
Kisi ne bhool se Aaj Mujhse poonchh liya,Kaise ho.? Maine kaha,Dost Zindgi me bahut GUM hai,GUM me bahut Dard hai,Dard me bahut MAZA hai aur Main "MAZE ME HOON"
ReplyDeleteAj Se 100 Sal Pehle
ReplyDeleteSham K Waqt
1 Gaon Me Thik
7 baje
1 Gali Me..
Kuch Nai Hua Tha
Chalo Apna Kam Karo
Bahut Shauk H Idhar Udhar
Ke kisse sunne ka!
,;*;*;*, Haal
ReplyDelete*( "._." )* kaisa >") ("< hai,,(") ("),, janab ka?
Kya khayal hai apka?
Hum to PASAR gaye HO HO HO Tum bhi LUDAK LO HA HA HA.
Gd ni8
'Daaru' saal mein sirf 2 hi mauke pe peni chahiye. Ek jis din janamdin ho aur doosra
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jis din janamdin na ho.
CHEERS...
By DaruBaaz
If you are in "LOVE"
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Abhi Ruk teri mummy.. ko batata hu....
anteeeee!;>
Aap mere ghar Kabhi aao Hum apko
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matar paneer,
pizza,
custard,
gulab jamun,
coffee,
icecream se hone wale NUKSAN k bare me batayenge..
Zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti hai,ankhe band ho to saansen bolti hai,saansen band ho to dhadkan bolti hai,dhadkan band ho to
ReplyDeleteDoctor bolta hai
"I AM SORRY".
Boys r very kind wile Girls r very mean.
ReplyDeleteProof-
most of d Girls dont like 2 help unknown Boy.
Bt all Boys r alwaz der 2 help any unknown Girl....
Most innocent dhamki: As d thief was leaving house, d kid woke up & said to d thief "sale mela school bag b le ja kamine wrna mummy to utha dunga".......
ReplyDeleteIs duniya me lakho log rehte h
ReplyDeleteKoi hasta hai...
koi rota h...!!
Pr sukhi wahi hota h...
Jo rat ko 1peg chada kr sota hai!:-P:-O
cheers
By DaruBaaz
Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai?
ReplyDeleteAgar haa to thoda haldi,
mirchi,
immli,
aur narial dalkar chatni kyu nhi bana lete..
what an idea sir ji.
;-):-O:-P
Agar tumne hume sms nahi kiya to hum tumhare mobile me itne chhed karenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha lagaye aur earphone kaha pe...
ReplyDeleteRaat ki tanhai me agar koi badan ko chhu le, hoto ko chum le, kano me aake ishara kare...
ReplyDeleteto ishq samajh kar risk mat uthao.....
Allout jalao macchar bhagao...
Fill in the blank with 'HA' ya 'NAHI'.
ReplyDelete1.___mei insaan nahi bandar hu.
2.___mei hi pagal hu.
3.___muze pagalkhane hi bhej do.
4.___mere dimag ka koi ilaj nahi.
Smoking effects lungs.
ReplyDeleteDrinking effects liver.
Girls effect heart.
But the most dangers One is: STUDIES,
It Effects BRAIN.
Sidha coma me jaoge..so plz
Avoid it
Imagine-
ReplyDeleteU r in a boat which is sinking, sharks n crocodiles all around U.
What can u do2save urself?
Oye buddhu.
Very simpl
STOP IMAGINATION.
Teachrs r
ReplyDeleteHot Water
Parents r
Mineral Water
Enemies r
Salt Water
Lover is
Ice Water
But,
Frnds r
DARU ki BOTTLE..
Khushi ho ya gam,De sath har dum..
Cheers.
By DaaruBaaz
10+2 Pass karne k baadFather :- ab tum kya karna chahte ho,Boy :- "BCA"Father:-very good Per ye "BCA" hota kya hai. Boy:-Baap ke Cash pe Aish.....
ReplyDeleteThis Maths test predicts ur favourite IDOL...
ReplyDeletetry it without looking d answer!
Pick 1 favourite no. from
1 to 10
then x 3
n then +3,
then x 3 again..
U'll get a 2 digit no, then make a total of those 2 digits n find ur IDOL below:
1. Sachin Tendulkar
2. Amitabh Bachan
3. Dr. APJ
4. Salman Khan
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhiji
7. Manmohan Singh
8. Aamir khan
9. Dev
10. Ratan Tata
Thank u,
u made a smart choice.!!!
Crazzy fans!!!
Mar kar B hum dosti nibhayenge,
ReplyDeleteBhoot bankar pas ayenge,
Agar aap so rahe honge to apko jagayenge,
Darna mat, hum 'miss u' bolkar bhag jayeng..!
Gn
"If someone throws a stone at U, throw back flower at them"
ReplyDelete-Gandhiji
But, make sure u throw it with the pot..
-Yeh hai Youngistan, meri jaan...!
Teacher 2 student-homework kyu nahi kiya?
ReplyDeleteStudent-sir,light nahi thi.
Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
Student-sir, maachis nahi thi.
Teacher-kyu?
Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teachr-toh le aata.
Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teachr-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
student-paani nahi tha sir.
teachr-arey, pani kyu nahi tha?
Student-sir motor nahi chal rahi thi.
Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua kamine?
Student-haram khor kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.:-D;-)
Golden Words -
ReplyDeleteKaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalo.
Wo Parso B Ho Sakta H.
Take Full Rest.
Frwrd 2 All Kaam chors..!
(UN)WISE THOUGHTS:-
ReplyDelete1) Early to bed,early to rise,makes you stupid,gives you red eyes.
2) Practice makes a man perfect...But nobody's perfect...so why practice?
3) We are here to help others,then what exactly are others here for?
4) Money is not everything,after all there's mastercard & visa.!
5) Your future depends on your dreams,so go to sleep!
6) Hardwork never kill anybody,but why to take the risk??
Boy: Chalte-2 Yu hi Ruk Jata hu
ReplyDeleteMe
Bethe-2 yuh Gir Jata Hu main
Kya Yehi Pyar hai?
Girl: Nahi Bhaiya Kamjori Hai
Chavanprash Khaya Karo.
Software Engineers Film banayenge to naam kya hoga
ReplyDelete1 Munna Bhai C++
2 Kabhi CD kabhi Floppy
3 Hamara Mouse apke pass hai
4 Software Mil Gaya.
Why industrial productivity is so low in Kerala??
ReplyDeleteBecause 86 of the shift time is spent on lifting,folding retying the lungi...
Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay tension ko sath leke nahi sona chahiye
ReplyDeletePhir bhi log
pata nahi kyo
Biwi ko sath leke
sote hai
Apne Saas Sasur Ka Dulara
ReplyDeleteHu Me
Apni Biwi Ko Bahut Pyara Hu Me
Filhaal To Ye Sab Mere Sapne Hi Hai
Kyuki Abhi Taq Kuwara Hu M
Aj didar,
ReplyDeletekal yar,
parso pyar,
phir ikrar,
phir intezar,
phir takrar,
phir darar,
sari mehnat bekar
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lastly
ek aur devdas at beer bar
isliye sab bekar mere yar
Rishte banaye hai to nibhaye jaao,
ReplyDeleteHar pal apno ko hasaye jaao,
Pata nahi kisi ko fursat hai ya nahi yaad krne ki,
Khud tang kar kar ke apni yaad dilaye jaao...
Aap khush to bahut hue honge .
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Par hum bhi bahut chalak hai .
Humne bhi kuchh nahi likha...
ha...haa...-)!!
Agar aap chahte hain ke aapke face pe dhool -mitti na lage to Roz subha lgaiaye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool -mitti ko tikne na de.
ReplyDeleteDaru se Nasha badta hai,Nashe se junun,Junun se mehnat,Mehnat se paisa,Paise se izzat,Isliye Izzatdar woh hai jo Daru pita hai.
ReplyDeleteBy DaruBaaz
Only once in your life will right person with whom will get married ,so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Once!
ReplyDeleteThought of the day:Agar aap bus pe chade....ya phir bus aap pe chade....dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kattha hai.
ReplyDeleteZindgi me sda muskurate rho, Fasle km kro dil milate rho,Drd kaisa b ho koi Gm na kro,Bs IODEX khrido aur lgate rho.
ReplyDeleteDiffrnce b/w a Frnd & Luvr. U can Tell ur frnd, "u are my best frnd"ButDo u have courage to tell ur lover"U are my best lover"?Trying is injurious...:-)
ReplyDeleteDuniya k 3 sach:- 1st-Aap apne sare daant apni zuban se nahi chu sakte. 2nd-Pahla sach sunkar sare bewakuf ye kar ke dekhenge. 3rd-ab uske baad hasenge..
ReplyDeletePaani me Wishky milao to nasha chadta hai, Paani me Rum milao to nasha chadta hai, Paani me Brandi milao to nasha chadta hai, Saala paani me hi kuch gadbad hai.
ReplyDeleteGeneration next motto: Na to kudh shadi karo aur Na hi apne bacho ko karne do.
ReplyDelete1 hand on Clutch1 hand on Accelerator1 Ear listening to song1 Ear on mobile1 Leg on gear1 Leg on brake& 2 Eyes on Girls! Indian boys are multitalented!
ReplyDeleteGIrlfRIENd i$ beautY & WIFE IS DUTYGF IS LOVELY WIFE IS PAGLI. GF IS WISKY WIFE IS RISKY .GF is RANI WIFE IS pareshani .GF IS MANGOFRUTI WIFE IS KiSmatKHOTI
ReplyDeleteUnki Gali Ke Chakkar Lagate Lagate Kutte Bhi Hamare yaar Ho Gaye_ _ _ Wo To Hamare Na Hue Par Hum Kutton Ke Sardar Ho Gaye.
ReplyDeleteStudent kya jane paper ka ky hoga,Marks milenge ya Zero me tie hoga,Koi na jane apna result kya hoga,To Chabi ghuma Gadi uda,Gadi uda k bol bhaiya,
ReplyDeleteALL IS FAIL
Pyar vyar to ek bahana hai dil mile na mile lips ko milana hai, yahi style hai sb ashiko ka, kya kare yar Dilip kumar ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka jamana hai..
ReplyDeleteWhen ur life is in darkness,pray 2 god & ask him 2 free u frm darkness,even after a pray,if u r still in darkness then
ReplyDeletePls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL.
Suno Gaur se "PEPSI" walo Buri Nazar na "COKE" pe Dalo Chahe jitna "DEW" Pilalo Sabse aage hoga "NIMBU-PANI" Humne piya hai Tum bhi piyo "Garmi Mubarak"
ReplyDeleteAmerica Me LIGHT gai TO power office Me PHON Krte hai,
ReplyDeleteJAPAN Me gai TO FUSE check krte hai, Par, INDIA me gayi to PADOSI k GhAR dekhate hai, sabki gai he na...
Apko 1 Bar Hichki Aye To Samazna I am Remembering U. 2 Bar Aae To I Want2 Meet U. 3 Bar Aye To I Miss U. Firse Aye To pani pe lena..!Theek hai ..
ReplyDeleteNafrat na karna kabhi hamse, hum seh nahi paenge Bus 1bar keh dena ki zarurat nahi hai Apki .Kasam khuda ki Apko pitne "GHAR" tak chale aenge...!
ReplyDelete3 Idiots : Once Rancho, Raju n Farhan went 4 an evenin walk. Suddenly wind came n Rancho was blown away! Why? Cool bcoz "BEHTI HAWA SA THA WO"..$
ReplyDeleteKuwaro k liye shaadi alpenlibe toffi ki tarah hai,"Ji lalchaye raha na jaye'' aur shadisuda k liye clormint ki tarah, matlab"Dobara mat puchhna...
ReplyDeleteNayi Padosan Ki Khidki Khuli,Uski Julfe Udi, Maine Socha Ki Shayad Is Baar Meri Kismat Khuli.Par Afsos Woh Din Itwaar Tha Aur Khuli Julfo Wala SARDAR Tha.
ReplyDelete""Machhar song"""Bhige pankh mere"pyasa dank mera"lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera"Kabhi mere sath koi raat guzar"tujhe subah tak me Du"Dengu"Bukhar Oh"O Oh O.
ReplyDeleteGIRL:--A bewafa tune dil jala diya, Dil jalakar raakh bana diya, BOY:--Teri kurbani bekaar Nahi jayegi, Bhej de Raakh bartan dhone Ke kaam aayegi...
ReplyDeleteYe pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai.
ReplyDeleteMaa se ho to mamta.
Baap se ho to kartavya.
Bhai se ho to dharm
Behen se ho to farz.
Aur patni se ho to.
monu
sonu
chotu
banti
Dere is nothing greater than "PARENTS" in this world so GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS.Think different!Do different! Ha ha.:
ReplyDeleteJamin pe wo hamara naam likhte he mitate he...Jamin pe wo hamara naam likhte he mitate he...Unka to timepass ho jata he, kambkhat mitti me HUM mil jate.
ReplyDeleteHeight Of coolness...!
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Two friends, Finishing the paper, coming out of d exam hall, having a cold drink and talking...
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1st- "Dude... which paper was it..."
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2nd- "May be maths"
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1st- "That means u did the paper..??"
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2nd- "Nahi yaar baju wali item calculator use kar rhi thi..." :
Kaisa lagta hai jab
ReplyDeleteBarasti pani me
hawa k jhokon k sang
Khamosi se chlte hue
Koi apka hath tham k haule se keh de
. . . Niche"GOBAR" hai zara dhyan se