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  1. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    Maine apne dil se pucha,
    "PYAR aur DOSTI m kya fark hai"
    Awaaz ayi.
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    "Mera kaam blood supply krna hai,ye CHICHORI bate mujse mat kiya kar".
    :-)

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  2. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    Aap ko kuch dena hai
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    Mere pas aao
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    Thoda aur
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    Ab theek hai




    Apna face meri taraf kro
    Aankhain band karo





    "DDIIISSSHHUUMM"

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  3. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    Life without girls.....


    All theaters silent

    The police at rest

    Mobile companies in loss

    Gift shops in loss

    &

    All Boys..?



    "UNIVERSITY TOPPERS!"

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  4. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    "Aalasya Manushya Ka Sabse Bada Shatru Hai"
    -Jawaharlal Nehru
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    "Apne Shatru Se Pyar Kro"
    -Mahtma Gandhi
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    Ab tumhe Batao Bapu Ki Mane Ya Chachu Ki..;-)

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  5. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    Arz hai... Wo mud mud k dekh rahe the hame or hum unhe, Woh mud mud k dekh rahe the hame or hum unhe, kyonki Exam me na kuch hame ata tha na unhe. Wah! Wah.

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  6. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    CONCEPT-"Do or die"

    #NEW CONCEPT-"Do before u die"

    #LATEST CONCEPT-"Dont die until u do"

    #OUR CONCEPT-"koi batayega sala karna kya hai??;-)

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  7. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    Bhojpuri version of d famous films:
    Titanic-NAAV DELE DHOKA.

    Anaconda-AADMI KHAWE WALA SAPWA.

    Three idiots-TEEN THO BUDBAK.

    Ghajini-TAKLA K BADLA..

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  8. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    The next Generation KG Poem- Drinking Drinkng little BEER.How i wonder which BAR is near. Quarter rates r up so HIGH.Drink a peg with chicken Fry...

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  9. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    Agar jaanna chahte hai apne pyar ki gahrai ko to type kare space & bhej de apne papa k mob pe wo batayenge apke pyar ki gahrai ko.

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  10. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Next Generation Kids,
    A_for_Applications
    B_Bluetooth
    C_Camera
    D_Download
    E_Email
    F_Facebook
    G_Google
    H_Hardware
    I_Iphone
    J_Java
    K_Kingston
    L_Lapy
    M_Msgs
    N_Nokia
    O_Orkut
    P_Panel
    Q_Qualcom
    R_Ram
    S_Server
    T_Touch screen
    U_Usb
    V_Visa
    W_Wifi
    X_Xp
    Y_Youtube
    Z_Zonel

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  11. DevJune 23, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    1 topi bechne wala ped k niche aaram kr rha tha k achank kch bandr uski topiya utha kr le gye.
    Use 1dum apne dada ki sunai kahani yad aayi.
    or usne apni 1 topi utha kr fek di.
    1 monkey aya,usne topiko utaya or 1 THAPAD mar k bola
    tu kya sochta h hmara dada hme kahani ni suna k gya?

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  12. DevJune 23, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    In our country
    most of d 1st div. studnts get technical seats
    & Bcum doctors & enginrs
    .
    The 2nd div. pass MBA
    Bcum admnistrtors & Control d 1st Divs..
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    D 3rd div. enter politics
    Bcum ministers &
    Control BOTH
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    D failures
    Join d underworld &
    Control ALL..

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  13. DevJune 23, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    800 Kamron ka mahal ho aur motiyon se saja darbar. Income ho arbon me aur 200 mercedes car.Ye Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai Isliye jagna hai bekar.

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  14. DevJune 23, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    Zindgi ki mushkil Raho me kaun apka sath dega




    MUMMY



    PAPA



    BHAI




    BAHAN



    DOST





    PADOSI








    NAhi






    SIRF AAP KI



    APNI




    "CHAPPAL".

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  15. DevJune 23, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai-


    Maine Ek BIKHARI Ko Pucha-1000 Rupaye ka Note Dun to kya karega?
    Woh Bola- khushi se Mar Jaunga.



    Maine Nahi Diya..
    Thik kiya na.

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  16. DevJune 23, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Arz kiya hai...
    Khidki khuli julfe giree...
    Samne husn ka didar tha...
    Zulfe hati kismat futi...
    Woh to nahaya hua sardar tha, bolo ta ra ra.

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  17. DevJune 23, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Maths Magic :
    259 x apni AGE x 39 =
    Just Try It.
    You will get an interesting result.
    Just try & watch Magic of Maths..... In terms of your age. have good day

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  18. DevJune 23, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    Mil jati sapno ki shehzaadi, agar mushrraf ki beti se hoti meri shadi, hota kashmir ki samasya ka nidaan, kyuki dahej me milta Pakistan bolo Mera BHARAT Mahan!

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  19. DevJune 23, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    Kyon msg msg karta hai,msg pe tu kyon marta hai.kya hota hai msg ka msg ki laga du dheri.. me barish kar du msg ki jo teri girl friend ho jaye meri. *dont mind*

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  20. DevJune 23, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    BIPASA DESH K HAR NAGRIK KO MILNI CHAHIYE, BIPASA KO PANA HAMARA ADHIKAR HAI, BIPASA HAR SHAHER/ GAON KI ZRURT HAI. BIPASA: BI=BIJLI PA=PANI SA=SADAK.

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  21. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Wanna make money through Facebook...??
    Go to: Account- account settings- De-activate your Account and Start Working...!! Lolz

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  22. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    "Which is better?
    Google or Yahoo..?"
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    "Oh wait.. I'll search it on
    Google.."

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  23. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    DID U kNoW.??
    Software Engineers Never Die!!
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    They Just Go Offline..!!

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  24. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    Earlier- "NEKI KAR, DARIYA ME DAAL.."
    But Now-
    "KUCH BHI KAR, FACEBOOK PAR DAAL

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  25. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    In Barishon Se Keh Do Kahin Or Ja K Barsein
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    Ye INDIA Hai Yahan Light Chali Jati Hy Barish Aane Se
    (',')
    <))>
    _/|_ Haan Ni T0..

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  26. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    Attitude of young generation :
    They love 'facebook'.. but they hate to 'face' of the 'book'.

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  27. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    4 words dat change ur mood
    "I love you"
    "You are Failed"
    "I hate you"
    last and d most
    "FACEBOOK LOGIN ERROR"

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  28. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    Hum ankho ko phul or hoton ko kamal kahte h
    Jaisi mahfil ho vaisi gazal kahte h
    Hum mahfilo me jaya nhi krte
    Hum jaha hote h log use mehfil khte h

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  29. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Waah Re GANDHI.. Kya chali Teri Aandhi.. Aaya tha Langot me.. Aur ghus gaya.. 5.. 10.. 20.. 50.. 100.. 500.. 1000.. k Note me!

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  30. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Never kiss a lawyer bcuz she says-'I Object' never kiss a doctor bcuz she says-'next' alwys kiss a teacher bcuz she says-do it 2morow n repeat 5 times

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  31. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    In our life time 6 things can come at any time:
    1.love
    2.friendship
    3.money
    4.death
    5.illness
    -
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    6.susu: isliye karke sona.

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  32. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    Do pal ki khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge. Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

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  33. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Power house company ki 1 job hai. Salary Rs 18000/- krni hai to reply karo.....zyada mehnat ka kaam nahi hai, bus bijli k taro pr gila kapda marna hai.

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  34. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    WAT'S D worst PUNISHMENT U CAN GIVE 2 A GIRL?
    ANS - GIVE HER NEW DRESSES, JEWELLERY, COSMETICS, ETC.
    & LOCK HER IN A CLOSED ROOM, WITHOUT A MIRROR!!!!!

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  35. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    Gudnite in Paresh Rawal style:Sula de re deva sula de, mereko nahi re Baba,Sms padnewaleko sula de, Hamesha k liye nahi re deva,avi k liye sula de.good night

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  36. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    Mohbabbat ki raho me har pal Dard milega,??? Mohabbat ki raho me har pal Dard milega,??? Meri maano isi raah me ek "Medical store" khol lo?Bahut chalega...

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  37. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    Frndshp is like susu in d Pants..
    Others can only see it,
    But only U can feel its Warmth,
    Spreading slowly all over...
    So do it
    &
    Feel

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  38. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:21 AM

    Behind every Successful Student thr is a Gud teacher
    Bt wat abt failed student?
    A Beautiful Teacher.!

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  39. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    Uske kadam jahan jahan pade...
    humne wo jagah choom li aur wo bewafa
    meri mummy ko ja kar boli...-
    Aapka beta mitti khata hai... :-P

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  40. DevJuly 17, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    Kisi ne bhool se Aaj Mujhse poonchh liya,Kaise ho.? Maine kaha,Dost Zindgi me bahut GUM hai,GUM me bahut Dard hai,Dard me bahut MAZA hai aur Main "MAZE ME HOON"

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  41. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    Aj Se 100 Sal Pehle
    Sham K Waqt
    1 Gaon Me Thik
    7 baje
    1 Gali Me..
    Kuch Nai Hua Tha
    Chalo Apna Kam Karo
    Bahut Shauk H Idhar Udhar
    Ke kisse sunne ka!

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  42. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    ,;*;*;*, Haal
    *( "._." )* kaisa >") ("< hai,,(") ("),, janab ka?
    Kya khayal hai apka?
    Hum to PASAR gaye HO HO HO Tum bhi LUDAK LO HA HA HA.
    Gd ni8

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  43. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    'Daaru' saal mein sirf 2 hi mauke pe peni chahiye. Ek jis din janamdin ho aur doosra
    ????????
    ??????
    ?????
    ????
    ???
    ??
    ?
    ?
    jis din janamdin na ho.
    CHEERS...
    By DaruBaaz

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  44. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    If you are in "LOVE"
    Press down
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    Abhi Ruk teri mummy.. ko batata hu....
    anteeeee!;>

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  45. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    Aap mere ghar Kabhi aao Hum apko
    coldrink
    matar paneer,
    pizza,
    custard,
    gulab jamun,
    coffee,
    icecream se hone wale NUKSAN k bare me batayenge..

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  46. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    Zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti hai,ankhe band ho to saansen bolti hai,saansen band ho to dhadkan bolti hai,dhadkan band ho to
    Doctor bolta hai
    "I AM SORRY".

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  47. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    Boys r very kind wile Girls r very mean.
    Proof-
    most of d Girls dont like 2 help unknown Boy.
    Bt all Boys r alwaz der 2 help any unknown Girl....

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  48. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    Most innocent dhamki: As d thief was leaving house, d kid woke up & said to d thief "sale mela school bag b le ja kamine wrna mummy to utha dunga".......

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  49. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
    Koi hasta hai...
    koi rota h...!!
    Pr sukhi wahi hota h...
    Jo rat ko 1peg chada kr sota hai!:-P:-O
    cheers
    By DaruBaaz

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  50. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai?
    Agar haa to thoda haldi,
    mirchi,
    immli,
    aur narial dalkar chatni kyu nhi bana lete..
    what an idea sir ji.
    ;-):-O:-P

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  51. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Agar tumne hume sms nahi kiya to hum tumhare mobile me itne chhed karenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha lagaye aur earphone kaha pe...

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  52. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Raat ki tanhai me agar koi badan ko chhu le, hoto ko chum le, kano me aake ishara kare...
    to ishq samajh kar risk mat uthao.....
    Allout jalao macchar bhagao...

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  53. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    Fill in the blank with 'HA' ya 'NAHI'.
    1.___mei insaan nahi bandar hu.
    2.___mei hi pagal hu.
    3.___muze pagalkhane hi bhej do.
    4.___mere dimag ka koi ilaj nahi.

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  54. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Smoking effects lungs.
    Drinking effects liver.
    Girls effect heart.
    But the most dangers One is: STUDIES,
    It Effects BRAIN.
    Sidha coma me jaoge..so plz
    Avoid it

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  55. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Imagine-
    U r in a boat which is sinking, sharks n crocodiles all around U.
    What can u do2save urself?
    Oye buddhu.
    Very simpl
    STOP IMAGINATION.

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  56. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    Teachrs r
    Hot Water
    Parents r
    Mineral Water
    Enemies r
    Salt Water
    Lover is
    Ice Water
    But,
    Frnds r
    DARU ki BOTTLE..
    Khushi ho ya gam,De sath har dum..
    Cheers.
    By DaaruBaaz

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  57. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    10+2 Pass karne k baadFather :- ab tum kya karna chahte ho,Boy :- "BCA"Father:-very good Per ye "BCA" hota kya hai. Boy:-Baap ke Cash pe Aish.....

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  58. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    This Maths test predicts ur favourite IDOL...
    try it without looking d answer!
    Pick 1 favourite no. from
    1 to 10
    then x 3
    n then +3,
    then x 3 again..
    U'll get a 2 digit no, then make a total of those 2 digits n find ur IDOL below:
    1. Sachin Tendulkar
    2. Amitabh Bachan
    3. Dr. APJ
    4. Salman Khan
    5. Bill Gates
    6. Gandhiji
    7. Manmohan Singh
    8. Aamir khan
    9. Dev
    10. Ratan Tata
    Thank u,
    u made a smart choice.!!!
    Crazzy fans!!!

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  59. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    Mar kar B hum dosti nibhayenge,
    Bhoot bankar pas ayenge,
    Agar aap so rahe honge to apko jagayenge,
    Darna mat, hum 'miss u' bolkar bhag jayeng..!
    Gn

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  60. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    "If someone throws a stone at U, throw back flower at them"
    -Gandhiji
    But, make sure u throw it with the pot..
    -Yeh hai Youngistan, meri jaan...!

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  61. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    Teacher 2 student-homework kyu nahi kiya?
    Student-sir,light nahi thi.
    Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
    Student-sir, maachis nahi thi.
    Teacher-kyu?
    Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
    Teachr-toh le aata.
    Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
    Teachr-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
    student-paani nahi tha sir.
    teachr-arey, pani kyu nahi tha?
    Student-sir motor nahi chal rahi thi.
    Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua kamine?
    Student-haram khor kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.:-D;-)

    ReplyDelete
  62. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    Golden Words -
    Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalo.
    Wo Parso B Ho Sakta H.
    Take Full Rest.
    Frwrd 2 All Kaam chors..!

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  63. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    (UN)WISE THOUGHTS:-
    1) Early to bed,early to rise,makes you stupid,gives you red eyes.
    2) Practice makes a man perfect...But nobody's perfect...so why practice?
    3) We are here to help others,then what exactly are others here for?
    4) Money is not everything,after all there's mastercard & visa.!
    5) Your future depends on your dreams,so go to sleep!
    6) Hardwork never kill anybody,but why to take the risk??

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  64. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    Boy: Chalte-2 Yu hi Ruk Jata hu
    Me
    Bethe-2 yuh Gir Jata Hu main
    Kya Yehi Pyar hai?
    Girl: Nahi Bhaiya Kamjori Hai
    Chavanprash Khaya Karo.

    ReplyDelete
  65. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    Software Engineers Film banayenge to naam kya hoga
    1 Munna Bhai C++
    2 Kabhi CD kabhi Floppy
    3 Hamara Mouse apke pass hai
    4 Software Mil Gaya.

    ReplyDelete
  66. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    Why industrial productivity is so low in Kerala??
    Because 86 of the shift time is spent on lifting,folding retying the lungi...

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  67. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay tension ko sath leke nahi sona chahiye
    Phir bhi log
    pata nahi kyo

    Biwi ko sath leke
    sote hai

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  68. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    Apne Saas Sasur Ka Dulara
    Hu Me
    Apni Biwi Ko Bahut Pyara Hu Me
    Filhaal To Ye Sab Mere Sapne Hi Hai
    Kyuki Abhi Taq Kuwara Hu M

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  69. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    Aj didar,
    kal yar,
    parso pyar,
    phir ikrar,
    phir intezar,
    phir takrar,
    phir darar,
    sari mehnat bekar
    &
    lastly
    ek aur devdas at beer bar
    isliye sab bekar mere yar

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  70. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    Rishte banaye hai to nibhaye jaao,
    Har pal apno ko hasaye jaao,
    Pata nahi kisi ko fursat hai ya nahi yaad krne ki,
    Khud tang kar kar ke apni yaad dilaye jaao...

    ReplyDelete
  71. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    Aap khush to bahut hue honge .
    .
    Ki
    hamara
    mssg
    aaya
    hai
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    .
    Par hum bhi bahut chalak hai .
    Humne bhi kuchh nahi likha...
    ha...haa...-)!!

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  72. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    Agar aap chahte hain ke aapke face pe dhool -mitti na lage to Roz subha lgaiaye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool -mitti ko tikne na de.

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  73. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    Daru se Nasha badta hai,Nashe se junun,Junun se mehnat,Mehnat se paisa,Paise se izzat,Isliye Izzatdar woh hai jo Daru pita hai.
    By DaruBaaz

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  74. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    Only once in your life will right person with whom will get married ,so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Once!

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  75. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    Thought of the day:Agar aap bus pe chade....ya phir bus aap pe chade....dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kattha hai.

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  76. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    Zindgi me sda muskurate rho, Fasle km kro dil milate rho,Drd kaisa b ho koi Gm na kro,Bs IODEX khrido aur lgate rho.

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  77. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    Diffrnce b/w a Frnd & Luvr. U can Tell ur frnd, "u are my best frnd"ButDo u have courage to tell ur lover"U are my best lover"?Trying is injurious...:-)

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  78. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    Duniya k 3 sach:- 1st-Aap apne sare daant apni zuban se nahi chu sakte. 2nd-Pahla sach sunkar sare bewakuf ye kar ke dekhenge. 3rd-ab uske baad hasenge..

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  79. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    Paani me Wishky milao to nasha chadta hai, Paani me Rum milao to nasha chadta hai, Paani me Brandi milao to nasha chadta hai, Saala paani me hi kuch gadbad hai.

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  80. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    Generation next motto: Na to kudh shadi karo aur Na hi apne bacho ko karne do.

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  81. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    1 hand on Clutch1 hand on Accelerator1 Ear listening to song1 Ear on mobile1 Leg on gear1 Leg on brake& 2 Eyes on Girls! Indian boys are multitalented!

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  82. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    GIrlfRIENd i$ beautY & WIFE IS DUTYGF IS LOVELY WIFE IS PAGLI. GF IS WISKY WIFE IS RISKY .GF is RANI WIFE IS pareshani .GF IS MANGOFRUTI WIFE IS KiSmatKHOTI

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  83. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Lagate Lagate Kutte Bhi Hamare yaar Ho Gaye_ _ _ Wo To Hamare Na Hue Par Hum Kutton Ke Sardar Ho Gaye.

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  84. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    Student kya jane paper ka ky hoga,Marks milenge ya Zero me tie hoga,Koi na jane apna result kya hoga,To Chabi ghuma Gadi uda,Gadi uda k bol bhaiya,
    ALL IS FAIL

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  85. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    Pyar vyar to ek bahana hai dil mile na mile lips ko milana hai, yahi style hai sb ashiko ka, kya kare yar Dilip kumar ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka jamana hai..

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  86. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    When ur life is in darkness,pray 2 god & ask him 2 free u frm darkness,even after a pray,if u r still in darkness then
    Pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL.

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  87. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    Suno Gaur se "PEPSI" walo Buri Nazar na "COKE" pe Dalo Chahe jitna "DEW" Pilalo Sabse aage hoga "NIMBU-PANI" Humne piya hai Tum bhi piyo "Garmi Mubarak"

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  88. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    America Me LIGHT gai TO power office Me PHON Krte hai,
    JAPAN Me gai TO FUSE check krte hai, Par, INDIA me gayi to PADOSI k GhAR dekhate hai, sabki gai he na...

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  89. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:05 PM

    Apko 1 Bar Hichki Aye To Samazna I am Remembering U. 2 Bar Aae To I Want2 Meet U. 3 Bar Aye To I Miss U. Firse Aye To pani pe lena..!Theek hai ..

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  90. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:06 PM

    Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse, hum seh nahi paenge Bus 1bar keh dena ki zarurat nahi hai Apki .Kasam khuda ki Apko pitne "GHAR" tak chale aenge...!

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  91. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:07 PM

    3 Idiots : Once Rancho, Raju n Farhan went 4 an evenin walk. Suddenly wind came n Rancho was blown away! Why? Cool bcoz "BEHTI HAWA SA THA WO"..$

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  92. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:07 PM

    Kuwaro k liye shaadi alpenlibe toffi ki tarah hai,"Ji lalchaye raha na jaye'' aur shadisuda k liye clormint ki tarah, matlab"Dobara mat puchhna...

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  93. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:07 PM

    Nayi Padosan Ki Khidki Khuli,Uski Julfe Udi, Maine Socha Ki Shayad Is Baar Meri Kismat Khuli.Par Afsos Woh Din Itwaar Tha Aur Khuli Julfo Wala SARDAR Tha.

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  94. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:08 PM

    ""Machhar song"""Bhige pankh mere"pyasa dank mera"lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera"Kabhi mere sath koi raat guzar"tujhe subah tak me Du"Dengu"Bukhar Oh"O Oh O.

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  95. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:08 PM

    GIRL:--A bewafa tune dil jala diya, Dil jalakar raakh bana diya, BOY:--Teri kurbani bekaar Nahi jayegi, Bhej de Raakh bartan dhone Ke kaam aayegi...

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  96. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    Ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai.
    Maa se ho to mamta.
    Baap se ho to kartavya.
    Bhai se ho to dharm
    Behen se ho to farz.
    Aur patni se ho to.
    monu
    sonu
    chotu
    banti

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  97. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    Dere is nothing greater than "PARENTS" in this world so GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS.Think different!Do different! Ha ha.:

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  98. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    Jamin pe wo hamara naam likhte he mitate he...Jamin pe wo hamara naam likhte he mitate he...Unka to timepass ho jata he, kambkhat mitti me HUM mil jate.

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  99. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    Height Of coolness...!
    .
    Two friends, Finishing the paper, coming out of d exam hall, having a cold drink and talking...
    .
    1st- "Dude... which paper was it..."
    .
    2nd- "May be maths"
    .
    1st- "That means u did the paper..??"
    .
    2nd- "Nahi yaar baju wali item calculator use kar rhi thi..." :

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  100. DevJuly 22, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    Kaisa lagta hai jab
    Barasti pani me
    hawa k jhokon k sang
    Khamosi se chlte hue
    Koi apka hath tham k haule se keh de
    . . . Niche"GOBAR" hai zara dhyan se

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