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2day is WIFE DAY!Always Luv Wife.No life without wife.Remain loyal & faithful to wife.Keep wife hapy & satisfied.Never mind:WHOSE WIFE.:-)
Kilr shyri on publc dmnd!Tmhri adao p m wari wariwa watmhri adao p m wari wariwa wakya udhr light aari?Idhr toAari jari..Aari jari
History always tells a story..............Thats's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer.!:P
Lovely linesAger apko life me 2 bar pyar hota hetoHmesha 2nd pyar hi selct krobcozAger apka 1st pyar sacha hota to 2sra pyar kbi na hota!
If u break our frndship:I'll hang myself with noodles,Cut my hand with a rubber knife, Blast my head with water pistol,Stop smiling 'm serious
3 idiots aur bhi hit ho jati KASH kareena bhi ek bar kehati "JAHA PANAH TUSSI GRET HO TOHFA KABUL KARO"
There are many brave people, Who always want to fight and be Adventurous. Some choose ARMY & Others get....MARRIED
1 best thing in life is wen sum1 special gets angry with u & say,I'll never talk2ustill the person comes back 2u just to informm still angry :)
I Don't CareIf Some People Don'tLike Me Anymore,After AllI Am Not A FacebookStatus. . =P =D
Height of FALTOO MSG- Bus Stop Pe Log Bus Ke Intezar Me Khade The. Faqeer aya, Sabse Bhik Li Aur Taxi me Beithkr Chala Gaya Great Man..!:-
Girlfrnd K Honto PeShehad Laga K Ki$$ Kiya Jaye To GulabJamun Ka Swad AayegaOrKhansi b Thik Ho Jayegi.byDR. IMRAAN HASHMI
Wish U a Vry Happy Married LifeAise Kya Ghur Rahe HoPhone MeraPaise MereMsg MeraTo Marzi B MeriJo Chahe BhejuAp Shadi K Baad Padh Lena
Newton in romantic mood:"Love can neither b created nor b destroyed; only it cn transfer from 1 girlfrnd 2 another girlfrnd wid sum loss of money
A guy Searching these Keywords on the net.."Free Dinner in 5 star hotel"on GOOGLE.....GOOGLE search result:"INDIAN Lagte ho" ;)
Most of u will smile on this..Awesome Reality:Best friends never propose each other but they feel bad wen one gets engaged to sum other..! :)
Ladki- Mujhe Aisa Pati Chahiye Jo Achi Baate Kare, HasiMazak Kare Aur Raat Ko Muje Gaane SunayeLadka- Pati Ka Khwab Mat Dekh, Ek FM Radio Le Le
When We Tell Our ParentsWe Have Nothing To Do.Expectation:Oh Here's Money, Go To The MallWith Your Friends.Reality:Then Clean The House
Height of beingHygienic:An Computer studentwashing his handswith Dettol afterremoving a Virusfrom his System..;-):-D
Definition of Cricket-"Cricket is the game played by 2 Teams and Winning team is Dhoni's Team.." ;)
Grmi Se Bchne K LiyeEnter Pasword* * * * *O* * * *LO* * *ALO* *HALO*AHALONAHALOCode Accepted welcome to bathroomPani Tayar Hai.
Neel armstrong landed on moon n found two men r already thereHe asked"who r you?"They replied"cameraman santosh ke sath deepak -Aaj Tak"
In Year 2015Wo Dekho!MummyPapa..BhayaDidi..Jaldi Aao..Wo DekhoUs Ghar Me Light Hai
Height of Happiness-A boy got a job in grls hostel.After 2 mnthsowner askd:Y u dnt cm 2 take ur salary?.BoyKYAsalary b milegi
Techr:How many months r thr in a yearKid:12T:Wow how do u knowkid:12 Mahine Me12 tarike se tujkoPyar JatauGa ReDHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA
Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata haiSochosochonai pataTaki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye kiAbe Ye To Meri Wali Thi
For pepsi "RANBIR"For coke "AAMIR"For mirinda "ASIN"For thumsp "AKSHAYU Don't worry"GANNA k RAS" ke liye aapko SELECT kar liya hai!
Truth of the TimeAs we grow up we think we are losing frnds.But truth is we don't lose frnds,We just learn who the real ones r!
Santa:I am a proud father.My son is in medical college.Banta: What is he studying?Santa: He is not studying, they R studying him.
Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafao Ki Kahani Na Sunaya KarMERE D0STEk t0 pehle hi itni tension heOper se tere Drame khatam nhi hote
Thought 4 d Night:"Dont waste Time by thinking about ur Past or Future!Better kill some Mosquitoes in that time.So that U can sleep Better!"
Kashpyar ka insurance ho jatapyr karne se phle premium bharwaya jatapyr m wafa mili2theekwarna BEWAFFAO pejo kharcha hota uska claim2mil jata
Patni- Sunoji, Ladka Bahut Paise Udane Laga Hai, Jaha B Chupati Hu dhundh Leta HaiPati- Nalayak Ki Book Me Rakh De, Exam Tak Nahi Dhundh Payega
Ultimate Truth:If Girl Fails In S.S.CThen Directly Marriage...If Boy Fails In S.S.CThen Directly Garrage...Funny..ButTrue....!! :P
GOLU Apne Dost Se:Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha Hai?MOLU:Ek Dukan Kholi Thi Par ab Jail Me HaiGOLU:Wo Kyu?MOLU:Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi
When a married man says-'I'll think about it',What he really means that,He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P
BREAKING NEWS: 24 hrs U can watch 'Star Plus'on ur mobile for free... Just press *+ Thank u..keep on watching.
Smart Answering..Santa-'Mere Paas Facebook Hai, Orkut Hai, Twitter Hai....Tere Paas Kya Hai'Banta-'Mere Paas Aur Bhi Kaam Dhande Hai'
Totky1-agr apko kutta kat le to ap use kat le,Hisab barabar2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage se Sil le,Ksi ko pata nahi chalega
Snta:dunia mai sab se dukhi aadmi kon hai?Banta:panipuri wala !Snta:kaise?Banta:kyu ki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati hai.
1 aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi,sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,batao kyo?SochoQki Radhe shyam hi uska naam thafaltu dimag mat lagaya karo
Durion ki na parvah kijiye,Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,Hum dur nahi zayada apseBas ek bottleMAZAAAur5 Samose taazaMangwa lijiye..
Lecturer: What comes first - Sun or Moon? Student: Obviously Moon.Lecturer: How?.. Student: Sir G, Honey'MOON', k baad hi to 'SON' Ayega na
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar ho jaye toh kya karna chahiye????think!!!dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA..
Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zarurat NhiNa Hi Kisi Se Drne KiSb K Samne K iqrar KroK tum MujSeTum MujSeTum MujseZyada sms nahi kar skte
father-1 zamana tha k mai Rs 10 me kirana, saag, dudh, or nashta leke aata thaBeta-Ab possible nahi hai Dad Qki ab wahan CCTV camera hota h
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails.If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney..:P :D
Sardarji_JokesWhat is the Most Proudest Momentin a Students Life.?Standing in Middle of the exam hall &Asking'Whoever Has My Answer Sheet Please Return"
Ye joke padhoge to haste.....haste mar jaoge .........isleye nahi bheja...I care for u always..!!:)
Kitna bebas h insan kismt k ageHrSapne tut jate h haqiqat k aageJisne kbi duniya me hath na failaya hoWo b hath failata h GOLGAPPEwale k aage
Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua..kiBIRYANI Achi h0 To Mohabbt b fiki Lagti h(',')<) )->1plate/ /or de yarmaza aa gya....
Ek ladki ka dil sahi mayno me kab toot ta hai...???..jab wo apne jaise print ka suit mohalle ki kaamwali ko pehne dekhti hai.
Teri Galiyon MeNa RakhengeKadam Aaj K BaadQ KHumari ApniGali Me Setting Ho Gayi He|'\('.') Kya| |.|> Item| _| \_ He Yaar
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Y Boys Call all Grls ITEM?coz..ITEM=MAALMAAL=PAISAPAISA=LAXMIoRLadkia Toh Ghr Ki LAXMI Hoti h!Toh Hui na ITEM=Rishta Wohi Soch Nyi=
Besharmi ki b koi hadd hoti he?Ab uninor walo ko hi dekh lo1bade se poster pr ladki ko chipkakar niche likh diya.Ab 38rupees me puri raat free
Kehte Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh SaktaLekinMera Manna Hay Ke....Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bhi Nahi Reh Sakta
Height of Ego-"Why should i attend someones funeral wen he/she is not going to attend mine?" ;)
Khate hai ke ishq mein neend ur jaati hai,kehte hai ke ishq mein neend ur jaati hai,koi humse bhi ishq kare,kambakht neend bohot aati hai...
Diplomacy of GAlsThey hate it wen u ask their age?but they wud kil uif u forget theirbirthday.:
True Lines :Girls express their Feelings with gussa and tears..& Boyz express their Feelings with sutta and Beers..Cheers to life..
Kya aap pareshan hai?Dukhi rehte hai?Nind nhi aati?Kisi kaam me DIL nhi lagta?To.To..To...Tosamaj lo kiVitamin"SHE" ki kami hai....
Wen a Boy Sends Dirty SmsShe laughs for 10 mints,frwd dat to her frnds & replies the boy"I Dont like dat Kind of Msgs"
Maa Ne kha Haveli chod Do,Paro Ne kha Daru chod Do,ek Din Aaega!Jab GF khegi-BHAIYA,IN BACHO KO ZARA SCHOOL CHOD DO
Hi..M switchin off my no. Prmanently n wont b in touch,Cz I hv 2wrk hard 2bcum smthn in lyfPlz contct me aftr20 Mintbtk Mera Bhoot utr jayga
Girl:husband hmara aisa ho,wallet me jiske paisa hoLambi jiski height ho,gusse ka wo light hojb saas se meri fight hokahe jaanu ''TUMHI RYT Ho
Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed is nothing actually....!!.............The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!! ;-) :-P
PATI Bechara-'BIWI MakeUp Kre To Khrcha Brdasht Nai HotaAurNa Kre To BIWI Brdasht Nai Hoti'
Wo Ruth Kr Kehti He Hamse,Tumhara To Milna Km Ho Gaya HeUs Pagli Ko Koun SmjhayeKiPETROL Kitna Mehenga Ho Gya He
Bahut Samay Pehle Ki Baat Hai.......................................Isliye Yaad Nahi Hai...!!: Sorry.
D best Break up Ever!!!....A boyfrnd Threw 6 Cricket Balls at His Galfrnd.Gal yelld "Wat was dat for"..Boy: "ITS OVER" :D
It is said if u close your eyes, u c the prsn u love d most.n wen i do tht...Slide show begins..!Dats d fun of being singles
A Boy asked a Girl in a marketingi have lost my GFcan u talk2me 4a minute?Girl- why!Boy- bcaz whenever i talk2any girl my GF find me!
Girls Policy1.Fraud with innocent boy2.Fun with handsome boy3.Frndship with smart boy4.Love with faithful boy5.Finaly mariage with rich boy
Obama:-we have 3 item bombs1.Maddona2.Angelina3.Shakirawhat do you have?Manmohan:we have Emraan Hashmi,professional bomb diffuser
Hum tumhari chaahat me itni door nikal aaye hai,Ae SanamKi ab Rikshay wala waapsi ka500Rsmaang raha hai..(.")/ )/\_
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2day is WIFE DAY!
ReplyDeleteAlways Luv Wife.
No life without wife.
Remain loyal & faithful to wife.
Keep wife hapy & satisfied.
Never mind:
WHOSE WIFE.:-)
Kilr shyri on publc dmnd!
ReplyDeleteTmhri adao p m wari wari
wa wa
tmhri adao p m wari wari
wa wa
kya udhr light aari?
Idhr to
Aari jari..Aari jari
History always tells a story..
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Lovely lines
ReplyDeleteAger apko life me 2 bar pyar hota he
to
Hmesha 2nd pyar hi selct kro
bcoz
Ager apka 1st pyar sacha hota to 2sra pyar kbi na hota!
If u break our frndship:
ReplyDeleteI'll hang myself with noodles,
Cut my hand with a rubber knife, Blast my head with water pistol,
Stop smiling 'm serious
3 idiots aur bhi hit ho jati KASH kareena bhi ek bar kehati "JAHA PANAH TUSSI GRET HO TOHFA KABUL KARO"
ReplyDeleteThere are many brave people, Who always want to fight and be Adventurous. Some choose ARMY & Others get
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1 best thing in life is wen sum1 special gets angry with u & say,
ReplyDeleteI'll never talk2u
still the person comes back 2u just to inform
m still angry :)
I Don't Care
ReplyDeleteIf Some People Don't
Like Me Anymore,
After All
I Am Not A Facebook
Status. . =P =D
Height of FALTOO MSG-
ReplyDeleteBus Stop Pe Log Bus Ke Intezar Me Khade The.
Faqeer aya, Sabse Bhik Li Aur
Taxi me Beithkr Chala Gaya
Great Man..!:-
Girlfrnd K Honto Pe
ReplyDeleteShehad Laga K Ki$$ Kiya Jaye To GulabJamun Ka Swad Aayega
Or
Khansi b Thik Ho Jayegi.
by
DR. IMRAAN HASHMI
Wish U a Vry Happy Married Life
ReplyDeleteAise Kya Ghur Rahe Ho
Phone Mera
Paise Mere
Msg Mera
To Marzi B Meri
Jo Chahe Bheju
Ap Shadi K Baad Padh Lena
Newton in romantic mood:
ReplyDelete"Love can neither b created nor b destroyed; only it cn transfer from 1 girlfrnd 2 another girlfrnd wid sum loss of money
A guy Searching these Keywords on the net..
ReplyDelete"Free Dinner in 5 star hotel"
on GOOGLE
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GOOGLE search result:
"INDIAN Lagte ho" ;)
Most of u will smile on this..
ReplyDeleteAwesome Reality:
Best friends never propose each other but they feel bad wen one gets engaged to sum other..! :)
Ladki- Mujhe Aisa Pati Chahiye Jo Achi Baate Kare, HasiMazak Kare Aur Raat Ko Muje Gaane Sunaye
ReplyDeleteLadka- Pati Ka Khwab Mat Dekh, Ek FM Radio Le Le
When We Tell Our Parents
ReplyDeleteWe Have Nothing To Do.
Expectation:
Oh Here's Money, Go To The Mall
With Your Friends.
Reality:
Then Clean The House
Height of being
ReplyDeleteHygienic:
An Computer student
washing his hands
with Dettol after
removing a Virus
from his System..;-):-D
Definition of Cricket-
ReplyDelete"Cricket is the game played by 2 Teams and Winning team is Dhoni's Team.." ;)
Grmi Se Bchne K Liye
ReplyDeleteEnter Pasword
* * * * *O
* * * *LO
* * *ALO
* *HALO
*AHALO
NAHALO
Code Accepted welcome to bathroom
Pani Tayar Hai.
Neel armstrong landed on moon n found two men r already there
ReplyDeleteHe asked"who r you?"
They replied
"cameraman santosh ke sath deepak -Aaj Tak"
In Year 2015
ReplyDeleteWo Dekho!
Mummy
Papa..
Bhaya
Didi..
Jaldi Aao..
Wo Dekho
Us Ghar Me Light Hai
Height of Happiness-
ReplyDeleteA boy got a job in grls hostel
.
After 2 mnths
owner askd:Y u dnt cm 2 take ur salary?
.
Boy
KYA
salary b milegi
Techr:How many months r thr in a year
ReplyDeleteKid:12
T:Wow how do u know
kid:12 Mahine Me
12 tarike se tujko
Pyar JatauGa Re
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA
Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai
ReplyDeleteSocho
socho
nai pata
Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki
Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi
For pepsi "RANBIR"
ReplyDeleteFor coke "AAMIR"
For mirinda "ASIN"
For thumsp "AKSHAY
U Don't worry"GANNA k RAS" ke liye aapko SELECT kar liya hai!
Truth of the Time
ReplyDeleteAs we grow up we think we are losing frnds.
But truth is we don't lose frnds,
We just learn who the real ones r!
Santa:I am a proud father.
ReplyDeleteMy son is in medical college.
Banta: What is he studying?
Santa: He is not studying, they R studying him.
Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafao Ki Kahani Na Sunaya Kar
ReplyDeleteMERE D0ST
Ek t0 pehle hi itni tension he
Oper se tere Drame khatam nhi hote
Thought 4 d Night:
ReplyDelete"Dont waste Time by thinking about ur Past or Future!
Better kill some Mosquitoes in that time.
So that U can sleep Better!"
Kash
ReplyDeletepyar ka insurance ho jata
pyr karne se phle premium bharwaya jata
pyr m wafa mili2theek
warna BEWAFFAO pejo kharcha hota uska claim2mil jata
Patni- Sunoji, Ladka Bahut Paise Udane Laga Hai, Jaha B Chupati Hu dhundh Leta Hai
ReplyDeletePati- Nalayak Ki Book Me Rakh De, Exam Tak Nahi Dhundh Payega
Ultimate Truth:
ReplyDeleteIf Girl Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Marriage...
If Boy Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Garrage...
Funny..
But
True....!! :P
GOLU Apne Dost Se:
ReplyDeleteTera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha Hai?
MOLU:Ek Dukan Kholi Thi Par ab Jail Me Hai
GOLU:Wo Kyu?
MOLU:Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi
When a married man says-'I'll think about it',
ReplyDeleteWhat he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..
:-P
BREAKING NEWS: 24 hrs U can watch 'Star Plus'
ReplyDeleteon ur mobile for free... Just press *+ Thank u..
keep on watching.
Smart Answering..
ReplyDeleteSanta-
'Mere Paas Facebook Hai, Orkut Hai, Twitter Hai..
..Tere Paas Kya Hai'
Banta-
'Mere Paas Aur Bhi Kaam Dhande Hai'
Totky
ReplyDelete1-agr apko kutta kat le to ap use kat le,Hisab barabar
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage se Sil le,Ksi ko pata nahi chalega
Snta:dunia mai sab se dukhi aadmi kon hai?
ReplyDeleteBanta:panipuri wala !
Snta:kaise?
Banta:kyu ki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati hai.
1 aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi,
ReplyDeletesb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,
batao kyo?
Socho
Qki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha
faltu dimag mat lagaya karo
Durion ki na parvah kijiye,
ReplyDeleteDil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zayada apse
Bas ek bottle
MAZAA
Aur
5 Samose taaza
Mangwa lijiye..
Lecturer: What comes first - Sun or Moon? Student: Obviously Moon.Lecturer: How?.. Student: Sir G, Honey'MOON', k baad hi to 'SON' Ayega na
ReplyDeleteAgar kisiko kisise pyaar ho jaye toh kya karna chahiye????
ReplyDeletethink!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA..
Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zarurat Nhi
ReplyDeleteNa Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki
Sb K Samne K iqrar Kro
K tum MujSe
Tum MujSe
Tum Mujse
Zyada sms nahi kar skte
father-1 zamana tha k mai Rs 10 me kirana, saag, dudh, or nashta leke aata tha
ReplyDeleteBeta-Ab possible nahi hai Dad Qki ab wahan CCTV camera hota h
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
ReplyDeleteIf liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney..:P :D
Sardarji_Jokes
ReplyDeleteWhat is the Most Proudest Moment
in a Students Life.?
Standing in Middle of the exam hall &Asking
'Whoever Has My Answer Sheet Please Return"
Ye joke padhoge to haste.....haste mar jaoge
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isleye nahi bheja...
I care for u always..!!:)
Kitna bebas h insan kismt k age
ReplyDeleteHrSapne tut jate h haqiqat k aage
Jisne kbi duniya me hath na failaya ho
Wo b hath failata h GOLGAPPE
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Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua
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BIRYANI Achi h0 To Mohabbt b fiki Lagti h
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Ek ladki ka dil sahi mayno me kab toot ta hai...???
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jab wo apne jaise print ka suit mohalle ki kaamwali ko pehne dekhti hai.
Teri Galiyon Me
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Y Boys Call all Grls ITEM?
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Ladkia Toh Ghr Ki LAXMI Hoti h!
Toh Hui na ITEM
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Besharmi ki b koi hadd hoti he?
ReplyDeleteAb uninor walo ko hi dekh lo
1bade se poster pr ladki ko chipkakar niche likh diya.
Ab 38rupees me puri raat free
Kehte Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
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Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bhi Nahi Reh Sakta
Height of Ego-
ReplyDelete"Why should i attend someones funeral wen he/she is not going to attend mine?" ;)
Khate hai ke ishq mein neend ur jaati hai,
ReplyDeletekehte hai ke ishq mein neend ur jaati hai,
koi humse bhi ishq kare,
kambakht neend bohot aati hai...
Diplomacy of GAls
ReplyDeleteThey hate it wen u ask their age?
but they wud kil u
if u forget their
birthday.:
True Lines :
ReplyDeleteGirls express their Feelings with gussa and tears..
&
Boyz express their Feelings with sutta and Beers..
Cheers to life..
Kya aap pareshan hai?
ReplyDeleteDukhi rehte hai?
Nind nhi aati?
Kisi kaam me DIL nhi lagta?
To.
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To
samaj lo ki
Vitamin
"SHE" ki kami hai....
Wen a Boy Sends Dirty Sms
ReplyDeleteShe laughs for 10 mints,frwd dat to her frnds & replies the boy
"I Dont like dat Kind of Msgs"
Maa Ne kha Haveli chod Do,
ReplyDeleteParo Ne kha Daru chod Do,
ek Din Aaega!
Jab GF khegi-BHAIYA,
IN BACHO KO ZARA SCHOOL CHOD DO
Hi..M switchin off my no. Prmanently n wont b in touch,Cz I hv 2wrk hard 2bcum smthn in lyf
ReplyDeletePlz contct me aftr
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tbtk Mera Bhoot utr jayga
Girl:
ReplyDeletehusband hmara aisa ho,wallet me jiske paisa ho
Lambi jiski height ho,gusse ka wo light ho
jb saas se meri fight ho
kahe jaanu ''TUMHI RYT Ho
Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed is nothing actually....!!
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PATI Bechara-
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Wo Ruth Kr Kehti He Hamse,
ReplyDeleteTumhara To Milna Km Ho Gaya He
Us Pagli Ko Koun Smjhaye
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Isliye Yaad Nahi Hai...!!: Sorry.
D best Break up Ever!!!
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A boyfrnd Threw 6 Cricket Balls at His Galfrnd
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It is said if u close your eyes, u c the prsn u love d most.
ReplyDeleten wen i do tht.
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Slide show begins..!
Dats d fun of being singles
A Boy asked a Girl in a marketing
ReplyDeletei have lost my GF
can u talk2me 4a minute?
Girl- why!
Boy- bcaz whenever i talk2any girl my GF find me!
Girls Policy
ReplyDelete1.Fraud with innocent boy
2.Fun with handsome boy
3.Frndship with smart boy
4.Love with faithful boy
5.Finaly mariage with rich boy
Obama:-
ReplyDeletewe have 3 item bombs
1.Maddona
2.Angelina
3.Shakira
what do you have?
Manmohan:we have Emraan Hashmi,
professional bomb diffuser
Hum tumhari chaahat me itni door nikal aaye hai,
ReplyDeleteAe Sanam
Ki ab Rikshay wala waapsi ka
500Rs
maang raha hai..
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