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  1. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:15 PM

    2day is WIFE DAY!
    Always Luv Wife.
    No life without wife.
    Remain loyal & faithful to wife.
    Keep wife hapy & satisfied.
    Never mind:
    WHOSE WIFE.:-)

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  2. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:16 PM

    Kilr shyri on publc dmnd!
    Tmhri adao p m wari wari
    wa wa
    tmhri adao p m wari wari
    wa wa
    kya udhr light aari?
    Idhr to
    Aari jari..Aari jari

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  3. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:16 PM

    History always tells a story..
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    Thats's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer.!:P

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  4. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    Lovely lines
    Ager apko life me 2 bar pyar hota he
    to
    Hmesha 2nd pyar hi selct kro
    bcoz
    Ager apka 1st pyar sacha hota to 2sra pyar kbi na hota!

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  5. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    If u break our frndship:
    I'll hang myself with noodles,
    Cut my hand with a rubber knife, Blast my head with water pistol,
    Stop smiling 'm serious

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  6. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    3 idiots aur bhi hit ho jati KASH kareena bhi ek bar kehati "JAHA PANAH TUSSI GRET HO TOHFA KABUL KARO"

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  7. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    There are many brave people, Who always want to fight and be Adventurous. Some choose ARMY & Others get
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    MARRIED

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  8. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    1 best thing in life is wen sum1 special gets angry with u & say,
    I'll never talk2u
    still the person comes back 2u just to inform
    m still angry :)

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  9. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    I Don't Care
    If Some People Don't
    Like Me Anymore,
    After All
    I Am Not A Facebook
    Status. . =P =D

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  10. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    Height of FALTOO MSG-
    Bus Stop Pe Log Bus Ke Intezar Me Khade The.
    Faqeer aya, Sabse Bhik Li Aur
    Taxi me Beithkr Chala Gaya
    Great Man..!:-

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  11. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    Girlfrnd K Honto Pe
    Shehad Laga K Ki$$ Kiya Jaye To GulabJamun Ka Swad Aayega
    Or
    Khansi b Thik Ho Jayegi.
    by
    DR. IMRAAN HASHMI

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  12. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    Wish U a Vry Happy Married Life
    Aise Kya Ghur Rahe Ho
    Phone Mera
    Paise Mere
    Msg Mera
    To Marzi B Meri
    Jo Chahe Bheju
    Ap Shadi K Baad Padh Lena

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  13. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    Newton in romantic mood:
    "Love can neither b created nor b destroyed; only it cn transfer from 1 girlfrnd 2 another girlfrnd wid sum loss of money

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  14. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    A guy Searching these Keywords on the net..
    "Free Dinner in 5 star hotel"
    on GOOGLE
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    GOOGLE search result:
    "INDIAN Lagte ho" ;)

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  15. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    Most of u will smile on this..
    Awesome Reality:
    Best friends never propose each other but they feel bad wen one gets engaged to sum other..! :)

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  16. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:22 PM

    Ladki- Mujhe Aisa Pati Chahiye Jo Achi Baate Kare, HasiMazak Kare Aur Raat Ko Muje Gaane Sunaye
    Ladka- Pati Ka Khwab Mat Dekh, Ek FM Radio Le Le

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  17. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:22 PM

    When We Tell Our Parents
    We Have Nothing To Do.
    Expectation:
    Oh Here's Money, Go To The Mall
    With Your Friends.
    Reality:
    Then Clean The House

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  18. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    Height of being
    Hygienic:
    An Computer student
    washing his hands
    with Dettol after
    removing a Virus
    from his System..;-):-D

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  19. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    Definition of Cricket-
    "Cricket is the game played by 2 Teams and Winning team is Dhoni's Team.." ;)

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  20. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    Grmi Se Bchne K Liye
    Enter Pasword

    * * * * *O
    * * * *LO
    * * *ALO
    * *HALO
    *AHALO

    NAHALO
    Code Accepted welcome to bathroom
    Pani Tayar Hai.

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  21. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    Neel armstrong landed on moon n found two men r already there
    He asked"who r you?"
    They replied
    "cameraman santosh ke sath deepak -Aaj Tak"

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  22. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:24 PM

    In Year 2015
    Wo Dekho!
    Mummy
    Papa..
    Bhaya
    Didi..
    Jaldi Aao..
    Wo Dekho
    Us Ghar Me Light Hai

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  23. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:24 PM

    Height of Happiness-
    A boy got a job in grls hostel
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    After 2 mnths
    owner askd:Y u dnt cm 2 take ur salary?
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    Boy
    KYA
    salary b milegi

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  24. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    Techr:How many months r thr in a year
    Kid:12
    T:Wow how do u know
    kid:12 Mahine Me
    12 tarike se tujko
    Pyar JatauGa Re
    DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA

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  25. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai
    Socho
    socho
    nai pata
    Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki
    Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi

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  26. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    For pepsi "RANBIR"
    For coke "AAMIR"
    For mirinda "ASIN"
    For thumsp "AKSHAY
    U Don't worry"GANNA k RAS" ke liye aapko SELECT kar liya hai!

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  27. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    Truth of the Time
    As we grow up we think we are losing frnds.
    But truth is we don't lose frnds,
    We just learn who the real ones r!

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  28. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    Santa:I am a proud father.
    My son is in medical college.
    Banta: What is he studying?
    Santa: He is not studying, they R studying him.

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  29. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafao Ki Kahani Na Sunaya Kar
    MERE D0ST
    Ek t0 pehle hi itni tension he
    Oper se tere Drame khatam nhi hote

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  30. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Thought 4 d Night:
    "Dont waste Time by thinking about ur Past or Future!
    Better kill some Mosquitoes in that time.
    So that U can sleep Better!"

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  31. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Kash
    pyar ka insurance ho jata
    pyr karne se phle premium bharwaya jata
    pyr m wafa mili2theek
    warna BEWAFFAO pejo kharcha hota uska claim2mil jata

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  32. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Patni- Sunoji, Ladka Bahut Paise Udane Laga Hai, Jaha B Chupati Hu dhundh Leta Hai
    Pati- Nalayak Ki Book Me Rakh De, Exam Tak Nahi Dhundh Payega

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  33. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:29 PM

    Ultimate Truth:
    If Girl Fails In S.S.C
    Then Directly Marriage...
    If Boy Fails In S.S.C
    Then Directly Garrage...
    Funny..
    But
    True....!! :P

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  34. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:29 PM

    GOLU Apne Dost Se:
    Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha Hai?
    MOLU:Ek Dukan Kholi Thi Par ab Jail Me Hai
    GOLU:Wo Kyu?
    MOLU:Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi

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  35. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    When a married man says-'I'll think about it',
    What he really means that,
    He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..
    :-P

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  36. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    BREAKING NEWS: 24 hrs U can watch 'Star Plus'
    on ur mobile for free... Just press *+ Thank u..
    keep on watching.

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  37. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    Smart Answering..
    Santa-
    'Mere Paas Facebook Hai, Orkut Hai, Twitter Hai..
    ..Tere Paas Kya Hai'
    Banta-
    'Mere Paas Aur Bhi Kaam Dhande Hai'

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  38. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    Totky
    1-agr apko kutta kat le to ap use kat le,Hisab barabar
    2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage se Sil le,Ksi ko pata nahi chalega

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  39. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    Snta:dunia mai sab se dukhi aadmi kon hai?
    Banta:panipuri wala !
    Snta:kaise?
    Banta:kyu ki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati hai.

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  40. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    1 aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi,
    sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,
    batao kyo?
    Socho
    Qki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha
    faltu dimag mat lagaya karo

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  41. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    Durion ki na parvah kijiye,
    Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
    Hum dur nahi zayada apse
    Bas ek bottle
    MAZAA
    Aur
    5 Samose taaza
    Mangwa lijiye..

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  42. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    Lecturer: What comes first - Sun or Moon? Student: Obviously Moon.Lecturer: How?.. Student: Sir G, Honey'MOON', k baad hi to 'SON' Ayega na

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  43. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    Agar kisiko kisise pyaar ho jaye toh kya karna chahiye????
    think!!!
    dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
    SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA..

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  44. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zarurat Nhi
    Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki
    Sb K Samne K iqrar Kro
    K tum MujSe
    Tum MujSe
    Tum Mujse
    Zyada sms nahi kar skte

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  45. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    father-1 zamana tha k mai Rs 10 me kirana, saag, dudh, or nashta leke aata tha
    Beta-Ab possible nahi hai Dad Qki ab wahan CCTV camera hota h

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  46. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
    If liver fails, kidney fails.
    If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney..:P :D

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  47. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    Sardarji_Jokes
    What is the Most Proudest Moment
    in a Students Life.?
    Standing in Middle of the exam hall &Asking
    'Whoever Has My Answer Sheet Please Return"

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  48. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:36 PM

    Ye joke padhoge to haste.....haste mar jaoge
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    isleye nahi bheja...
    I care for u always..!!:)

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  49. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    Kitna bebas h insan kismt k age
    HrSapne tut jate h haqiqat k aage
    Jisne kbi duniya me hath na failaya ho
    Wo b hath failata h GOLGAPPE
    wale k aage

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  50. DevNovember 17, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua
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    ki
    BIRYANI Achi h0 To Mohabbt b fiki Lagti h
    (',')
    <) )->1plate
    / /or de yar
    maza aa gya....

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  51. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:30 PM

    Ek ladki ka dil sahi mayno me kab toot ta hai...???
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    jab wo apne jaise print ka suit mohalle ki kaamwali ko pehne dekhti hai.

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  52. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:31 PM

    Teri Galiyon Me
    Na Rakhenge
    Kadam Aaj K Baad
    Q K
    Humari Apni
    Gali Me Setting Ho Gayi He
    |'\('.') Kya
    | |.|> Item
    | _| \_ He Yaar

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  53. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:32 PM

    Internet Explorer -
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    Is The best browser in the world for downloading Firefox and Google Chrome

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  54. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:33 PM

    Y Boys Call all Grls ITEM?
    coz..
    ITEM=MAAL
    MAAL=PAISA
    PAISA=LAXMI
    oR
    Ladkia Toh Ghr Ki LAXMI Hoti h!
    Toh Hui na ITEM
    =Rishta Wohi Soch Nyi=

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  55. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:34 PM

    Besharmi ki b koi hadd hoti he?
    Ab uninor walo ko hi dekh lo
    1bade se poster pr ladki ko chipkakar niche likh diya.
    Ab 38rupees me puri raat free

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  56. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:35 PM

    Kehte Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
    Lekin
    Mera Manna Hay Ke.
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    Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bhi Nahi Reh Sakta

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  57. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:35 PM

    Height of Ego-
    "Why should i attend someones funeral wen he/she is not going to attend mine?" ;)

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  58. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:36 PM

    Khate hai ke ishq mein neend ur jaati hai,
    kehte hai ke ishq mein neend ur jaati hai,
    koi humse bhi ishq kare,
    kambakht neend bohot aati hai...

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  59. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:36 PM

    Diplomacy of GAls
    They hate it wen u ask their age?
    but they wud kil u
    if u forget their
    birthday.:

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  60. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:37 PM

    True Lines :
    Girls express their Feelings with gussa and tears..
    &
    Boyz express their Feelings with sutta and Beers..
    Cheers to life..

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  61. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:38 PM

    Kya aap pareshan hai?
    Dukhi rehte hai?
    Nind nhi aati?
    Kisi kaam me DIL nhi lagta?
    To.
    To..
    To...
    To
    samaj lo ki
    Vitamin
    "SHE" ki kami hai....

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  62. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:38 PM

    Wen a Boy Sends Dirty Sms
    She laughs for 10 mints,frwd dat to her frnds & replies the boy
    "I Dont like dat Kind of Msgs"

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  63. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 9:39 PM

    Maa Ne kha Haveli chod Do,
    Paro Ne kha Daru chod Do,
    ek Din Aaega!
    Jab GF khegi-BHAIYA,
    IN BACHO KO ZARA SCHOOL CHOD DO

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  64. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:05 PM

    Hi..M switchin off my no. Prmanently n wont b in touch,Cz I hv 2wrk hard 2bcum smthn in lyf
    Plz contct me aftr
    20 Min
    tbtk Mera Bhoot utr jayga

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  65. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:17 PM

    Girl:
    husband hmara aisa ho,wallet me jiske paisa ho
    Lambi jiski height ho,gusse ka wo light ho
    jb saas se meri fight ho
    kahe jaanu ''TUMHI RYT Ho

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  66. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:18 PM

    Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed is nothing actually....!!
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    The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!! ;-) :-P

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  67. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:19 PM

    PATI Bechara-
    'BIWI MakeUp Kre To Khrcha Brdasht Nai Hota
    Aur
    Na Kre To BIWI Brdasht Nai Hoti'

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  68. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:20 PM

    Wo Ruth Kr Kehti He Hamse,
    Tumhara To Milna Km Ho Gaya He
    Us Pagli Ko Koun Smjhaye
    Ki
    PETROL Kitna Mehenga Ho Gya He

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  69. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:22 PM

    Bahut Samay Pehle Ki Baat Hai..
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    Isliye Yaad Nahi Hai...!!: Sorry.

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  70. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:23 PM

    D best Break up Ever!!!
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    A boyfrnd Threw 6 Cricket Balls at His Galfrnd
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    Gal yelld "Wat was dat for"
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    Boy: "ITS OVER" :D

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  71. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:36 PM

    It is said if u close your eyes, u c the prsn u love d most.
    n wen i do tht.
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    Slide show begins..!
    Dats d fun of being singles

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  72. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:37 PM

    A Boy asked a Girl in a marketing
    i have lost my GF
    can u talk2me 4a minute?
    Girl- why!
    Boy- bcaz whenever i talk2any girl my GF find me!

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  73. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:38 PM

    Girls Policy
    1.Fraud with innocent boy
    2.Fun with handsome boy
    3.Frndship with smart boy
    4.Love with faithful boy
    5.Finaly mariage with rich boy

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  74. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:39 PM

    Obama:-
    we have 3 item bombs
    1.Maddona
    2.Angelina
    3.Shakira
    what do you have?
    Manmohan:we have Emraan Hashmi,
    professional bomb diffuser

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  75. DevMarch 24, 2012 at 10:40 PM

    Hum tumhari chaahat me itni door nikal aaye hai,
    Ae Sanam
    Ki ab Rikshay wala waapsi ka
    500Rs
    maang raha hai..
    (.")
    / )
    /\_

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