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Zindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD
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Kbhi kisi ka
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Todna hi h to uski
HADDIYA
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206 hoti hai!
Devdas ki mafik jaan mat do yaro, pyar ko lath maro,
ReplyDeletemeri baat mano, Na chandrmukhi Na paro,
roz rat ko 1 KING FISHER STRONG maro aur chain se jindgi gujaro...!
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Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se,10% sukh milta hai.Or Girlfriend ko 10% kamai dene se, 100% sukh milta hai. Paisa Aapka, Faisla aapka.JAAGO GRAHAK JAAGO
ReplyDeletePappu pinki ko pasand karta hai aur pinki pappu k bhai ko,lekin pappu k bhai ko pinki ki behen achi lagti hai aur pinki ki behen pappu ko pasand nahi karti.Halaki pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai.Ab jab k pinki ko pappu acha nahi lagta aur pappu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nahi hai aur pappu pinki ki behen se pyar nahi karta jab k pinki ki behen ko pappu ka bhai acha nahi lagta.To ye unka personal problem hai,aap kyu apna dimag kharab kar rahe hain
ReplyDeleteApni Saso Ko Rok Lijiye, Dil Ki Dhadkano Ko Thaam Lijiye, Dil Ki Gehrai Se Mera Naam Lijiye, Bas Ab Normal Ho Jaiye or Apna Kaam Kijiye. Mujhe or b kaam hai.
ReplyDeleteA cute Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths;
ReplyDelete'Dear Maths,
please Grow up soon & try to solve your own probleMs. Don't depend on others...
Manmohan Singh k agle PM Election k 3 vaade:-
ReplyDelete1. Sardaro k upar Jokes & SmS band.
2."SING Is KING" National song hoga.
3. 11 baje k bad sidha 1 bajega.
Padai k sath ishq bhi jaruri hai
ReplyDeleteVerna student life adhuri hai
Dono ko nibhana padta hai
1 me dimag to 1 me dil lagana padta hai
Girls poem:-husbnd hmara aisa ho', wallet me jiske paisa ho, lambi jiski hight ho, gusse ka vo light ho, jab saas se meri fight ho, kahe jaanu tumhi right ho...
ReplyDeleteBechara ladka..
ReplyDeleteAgar LADKI pe Hath uthaye to ZALIM,
LADKI se Pit jaye to NAAMARD,
LADKI ko kisi k sath dekh k Laadai to JEALOUS,
Chup rahe to BEGAIRAT,
Ghar se bahar rahe to AWARAA,
Ghar me rahe to NAKARA,
Bachchon ko daante to BUZDIL,
Na daante to LAPARWAH,
BIWI ko Naukri se roke to SHAKI-MIZAAJ,
Na roke to BIWI ki Kamai KHANEWALA,
Aakhir yeh bechara jaye kahan?
Maths ki"ladki"gaali kaise degi-"sale dharti p unsolved equation. trignometry k undefind angle.kutte itna diffrenciate krungi zindgi m kabhi integrate nhi hoga.
ReplyDeleteTake 1 spoon of Sugar and Put it in ur eyes
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Arre baba.!
4"sweet dreams yar"
If u want spicy dreams, try Mirchi Powder.
Akbar ne Birbal ko kuchh aisa likhne ko kaha Jise khushi me padho toh gham ho, aur agar gham me padho toh khushi ho..Birbal ne likha
ReplyDelete"YE WAQT GUZAR JAYEGA":
Hi gud mrng maine bhari dopahar me ye msg aapko diwali ki badhai dene ke liye kiya hai, aaj is aazadi ke avsar par hame ye rakhi ka tyohar achhe se manana chahiye aur gharo me deepak laga kar holi khelni chahiye kyoki aaj hi ke din gandhiji ne ravan ko maarkar mahabharat ka yuddh jeeta tha aur America ko aazad karaya tha, isliye 1 baar fir se aapko janam din ki bahut-2 shubhkamnaye. Ishwar aapko iss msg ko jhelne ki shakti de
ReplyDeleteKingfisher
ReplyDeleteassistant :- Sir, pichle 15 dino me 1 b bottle nahi biki.
Vijay Malya:-
Phone lagao pucho ENGINEERING KA RESULT kab aa raha hai.;-)
Aaj hm DIYE pe hath rakh k ksm khate h ki-rgulrly pdenge,
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tchrs ko gali nhi denge notes bnayge
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Abe...DIYE me
PHOONK KISNE MAARI.
Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
ReplyDeletedaal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai...
when u read love msg
ReplyDeleteu never think od the person who has sent d msg,bt uthink of the person whom u loved most strange na
paise koi khrche
or yad koi aye
Life has so much 2 teach us.1 famous Chinese poet said: "Shinguya chi chongo itima shin shun una ping ching myang"
ReplyDeleteReally touching na?
Mere to ansoo hi aa gaye..
A spl gift 4 U- Chocolaty brown n crnchy outside,cremy n whitish inside, Gues wtz it?
ReplyDeleteHint it strts wth C.
Kyu muh me pani a gaya na?
Lo kha lo
COCKROACH-:-D
Dard milti hai,
ReplyDeletepar dawa nai milti, dil tutne ki koi wajah nai milti, ladki to milti hai dosto,
par ghumane ki jagah nai milti hai.
Grl:Mt Kr Mera Picha 1Din Pchtyga Colge k bahar Chaat kA Thela Lgayga.
ReplyDeleteBoy:Mt Thukra Mere Pyar Ko 1Din Pchtaygi
Usi Chaat kE Thele P Brtan Manjti Nzar Ayegi.
Today Is "SORRY DAY"
ReplyDeleteSo, Agar Humari Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To
Lagti Rahe
Hum Ye Din Nahi manate<('.')> /"/
./"Lhudd hudd dabbang dabbang!!
Newton Ki Grlfrnd:- Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu.?
ReplyDeleteNewton:-
Tan C/Sin C
Grlfrnd:- Wat.?
Newton-
Tan C/Sin C
=Sin C/Cos C/Sin C
= 1/Cos C
= Sec C
Girl-WOW..
A very naughty answer given by a GIRL When asked how u feel when sum1 gvs u a flying Kiss.
ReplyDeleteGIRL-:
I Feel boyz r very
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Lazyyyy..
2 al my frns who r commited -happy valentinez day
ReplyDeleteN al those who r single - happy independence day
N al dose who hav broken up-happy republic day
("£OVE" K BAAD)
ReplyDeleteBoy: oh! Is din ka to me kabse intejar karta tha.
Girl: To mai jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Haan,Karta tha, karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi,Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Will u marry me?
B: Yes, why not
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya mai tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh dearl!
AUR SHADI K BAAD.
AB IS MSG KO NICHE SE PADHO->
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas ho,
ReplyDeleteNa koi tumhare paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazer mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazer mein ho,
To samajh lena ke tum..
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TOILET mein ho!
Hum bhul jane wale Dosto ko bahut buri saza dete hai Wah. Wah. . Ham bhul jane wale Dosto ko bahut buri saza dete hai Jute nahi Marte bas, Moje sungha dete hai
ReplyDeleteAgar manzil ko paana hai to Himmat saath rakhna, Agar pyar ko paana hai to Aitbaar saath rakhna, Aur hamesha muskurana ho to Brush aur Paste saath rakhna.
ReplyDeleteMERA SMS MILA ? Nahi mila ? TO YE LE SMS SMS SMS LE CHOTA SMS sms sms sms YE LE REMIX SmS sMs SmS STYLISH BHI LE $M$ $M$ $M$. Ab bolna mat k sms nahi mila.
ReplyDeleteMohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai. 2 se ho to apnapan hai. 3 se ho to deewana pan hai. 4 se ho to pagalpan hai. Fir bhi counting na ruke to kaminapan hai.
ReplyDeleteDua karo ke Meri umar Lambi ho or Muje kuch na ho Q k Muje kuch ho gaya to . Tum Kanjuso ko itne Pyare Pyare sms kon karega.
ReplyDeleteDevdas- papa ne kaha haveli chor do. Maa ne kaha paro ko chor do. Paro ne kaha daru chor do. 1din ayega jab paro k bachhe kahenge, mamu zara school chor do..
ReplyDeleteHum gaye unki gali me,wo phool barsane lage, (zara dhyan de) hum gaye unki gali me,wo phool barsane lage, jab dekha unki mummy ne to gamle bhi aane lage.
ReplyDeleteL=loss of money
ReplyDeleteO=out of mind
V=vaste of time
E=end of life
So don't LOVE Only line maro
Line marne ke bahut se tareeke hain jinme se 3 mazedaar ye hain:
ReplyDelete1.Pencil se
2.Pen se
3.Marker se
aap kya soch rahe the
hm roz sms Kyun bhejte h?
ReplyDeletemasti k liye?
No !
Time paas?
No !
hm ye msg apne Desh k liye krte hai Qki,
PADHEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA.
"MAA"
ReplyDeleteZindagi me Maa kya hai.?
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"Abbu ki Biwi"
Har baar emotional mat ho jaaya karo yaar...!!
Evrythng is incmplete vidout "ME":
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co_dy,
ti_,
ga_,
so_thing.
Even dis lvly _ssage.
So,Don't 4get _, i means "me".Gdnyt
DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL..
ReplyDelete1st msg- lets break up now,its all over..
2nd msg.- sorry,sorry!! that ws nt 4 u... ;)
Sensible lines by a smoker to his girl friend-
ReplyDelete"If you don't wanna see me smoking, then u better find other ways to keep my lips busy". . . ;-)
Udhar aap majbur baithe hain. Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain. vah vah, baat ho to kaise ho. Jub dono trf do knjus baithe hain.
ReplyDelete9 .*7"9"7*. 7*"7"9*.
ReplyDelete97* I7 M7I9S7S 7*9
79 "7*7.9 9U7 9.*7"
9 9"7*7.7*9"7
Only Delete 7and9
fir dekho kya banta hai
She sends the following message:
ReplyDeleteMy love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams
If you're smiling, send me your smile
If you're crying, send me your tears I love you.
He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?
GOD said:i can't be everywhere,so i created FRIENDS!!!
ReplyDeleteGHOST replied:i too can't be everywhere,so i created 'girlfriends'
A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
ReplyDeleteIf He's Still The Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly Shouting-
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Ye Mayawati Kaun Hai ??
Smile is d lighting systm of face,Cooling systm of head, Heating systm of d heart... So keep smiling bt zyada nhi hasna, log smjhenge k systm hi khrab hai.
ReplyDeleteKhali jagah me"HAA" ya "NAHI" bharo 1:____main insan nahi,bandar hu.
ReplyDelete2:____main hi pagal hu
3:____mere dimag ka koi ilaaj nahi 4:____mujhe pagalkhane bhej do.
/*Love Program*/
ReplyDelete#include
#include
void main()
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One 9t a lovely star dropped on earth
ReplyDeleteHe askd me wat do u want?
A Million Dollar
OR
A True Frnd?
I said million dollar....Be practical yaar Mil kr udayenge.
Why asian girls r not gud in sports?
ReplyDeleteOnly 10% r playing cricket, hockey, tennis, badmintn, chess, etc!
Remaining 90% r busy in playing
with Janu
janu ye
janu wo
janu kaha ho??
janu kya kar rahe ho??
janu kab aaoge??
janu u Love me na??
Janu i miss u..
Jaan hi le lo janu ki
Sunheri Baate
ReplyDelete1) Kisi Ke Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo
2) 2012 Me Log Pagal Light Ki Waja Se Hoge
3)Agar Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Dekh Le Us Ke Pass Generator Hai
God-what ur wish?
ReplyDeleteMAN-plz Mujhe meri shadi k phle ki life louta de.
God-beta Maine Tumhe Mannat Mangne ko kaha tha
"Jannat"nahi
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Bhagwan Ki Kasam
Muje Bi Khali Mila Tha.
Ek Ladki thi, Divani si Sachin pe woh Marti thi.. Chori chori, Chupke chupke, Harbhajan ko Chitthiya likha karti thi. Nazre jhuka ke, Sharma ke, Gambhir se Baat karti thi. Kabhi kabhi Zulfe Bikherke, Sehwag ki Galiyo se Guzra karti thi. Kuchh Kehna tha Shayad usko Raina se, Par Dhoni se woh Darti thi. Jab bhi Milti thi woh YuvraJ se, Bas yahi Puchha karti thi, Ki
ReplyDeleteKi
Haramkhoro
Tum Log Wrorld Cup Kab Jitoge ?
Meri cal ka intezar to 31 mulko k dosto ko hai.. Lekin ek bt samajh lo.. Meri cal aana mushkil h nai namumkin hai KYUKI mere sirf msg free hain cal nai.. Heheheh..
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Fizao k badalne ka intezar mat kr,
ReplyDeleteAndhiyo k rukne ka intezar mat kr,
Pakad kisi ko aur faraar ho ja,
Papa ki pasand karne tak ka intezar mat kr!
ON & OFF dono friends the.
ReplyDeleteON ne dekha ke fan OFF hai.
OFF ne nahi dekha ke fan ON hai.
OFF ne ON se kaha ke fan ON hai.
ON ne OFF se kaha nahi OFF hai.
OFF ON Keh raha hai & ON OFF.
ON fan ON karna chahta hai aur OFF OFF.
ON ka dimaag OFF ho raha hai.
OFF ka ON.
Kyunki jab ON hai to OFF hoga OFF h toh ON.
ON ne ON kar diya or OFF ne OFF.
Dono ON OF karte rhe.
Phir ON ON karke chala gya or OFF OFF.
Jinka bheja ON tha ye msg padh k OFF ho gya.
DIMAG HAI,TO JAWAB DO- Andhe ki biwi ko behra utha kar le gya,aur Gunge ne dekh liya,To Gunga andhe ko kaise btayga?It's A CHALLENGE 4 U!Ans jarur dena.
ReplyDeleteKhubsoorti ye nahi k naye kapde,
ReplyDeleteNaye joote pehno,
Smart nazar aao.
Balki khubsoorti to andar se hoti hai.
Isliye.
CHADDI Rangeen pehna karo.:-P
Log kahte hain koshish karte raho,
ReplyDeleteHar raah me hope hai.
Aankhe aaj bhi us kamine ko dhoondti hain,
jisne kaha tha SCIENCE le lo zabardast scope hai...!!! :)
A Boy took a book 4m his shelf 2 STUDY..
ReplyDeleteAll other books fell on him & he died.
Moral- Zara si over acting aapki jaan b le skti h..
so tkcr.....;-):-)
A boy was driving a car...
ReplyDeleteA girl on scooty ovrtook him...
Boy shouted,
"Hey buffalo"
Girl turned back n shouted,
"pig,
donkey,
monkey,
stupidboy..."
Suddenly she met with an accident...
She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road...
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MORAL:- Girls never understand what a boy wants to say...:-)
Wen u count ur best frnds,don't count me
ReplyDeleteWen u count close frnds,don't count me
Bt wen u realy need a frnd
Bula Lena
unhi ko jinko pehle count kia tha.
Wat is 1+4+3 ?
ReplyDeleteI+Love+U
No
I+Like+U
No
I+Miss+U
No
I+Kiss+U
No
1+4+3 Means
1+4+3 = 8
MATHS pe Dehaan do..
ROMANCE pe nahi
ok.
Q.Prove 2=1
ReplyDeleteSolu:-
Let x=y
or, 2x=2y
so 2x-x=2y-y
or,2x-2y=x-y
2(x-y)=x-y
or,2=1
Maths ki History hila kar rakh dala,
bata dena NEWTON Ko,uska baap aa gya hai.
A Smile costs less than Electricity.. But Gives more light.. So Always Keep Smiling n Prove that you are the Best Tube Light.
ReplyDeleteBoy-Uski Zulfon ki chhav me jbse soya hu,
ReplyDeleteAllah ki kasm meri to jue hi nhi khatm ho rahi h
<(".")> mammi!
) ) Baareek Kanghi
_/ /_ Denaa...?
We broke up.....:-(
ReplyDeleteMe & My
BOOKZ !!!:-D
bohot ho gaya tha yaar...:-(
Hamare bich kuch understanding Hi nahi thi..:-(:-)
If the first button in a shirt is put wrong,den every button will b wrong..
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KALLU TAILOR:D
I ws standing alone n d moon askd me
ReplyDelete'wud u still remembr ur frnd if dey dnt remembr u?'
I turned,
lukd to d moon n said
'tu tera kam kar na be 'TAKLE'.
Mrng in Cities:
ReplyDeleteDelhi: Get Up Darlng
Pune: Dear U r getng late
Mumbai:Wake up SwtHrt
U.P/Bihar/MP:
Pani aa gaya h
Light jane wali h
Uth rhe ho ki du 1 laat.
Golden Words:
ReplyDelete"Insan Ki Kamyabi Uski Pehli Girlfriend Ki Wajah Se Hoti Hai
Aur
Uski Baki Girlfriend Uski Kamyabi Ki Wajah Se Hoti Hai.
Beh Na Saki Wo Askon Ki Dhara
ReplyDeleteJo Aankho Se Behni Thi
Chaha Tha Uska Pallu Pakad K Roye
Pr
Kambakht Ne Us Din Jeans T-Shirt Pehni Thi.
Y do Bride's Parents need to pay Dowry in marriage.?
ReplyDeleteCA STUDENT:
Because Excise Duty on Production is payable at the time of Removal
Q-Insan or janwar k bacho me kya fark hota H
ReplyDeleteAn-Ullu k bache bade hokar ullu,Gadhe k Gadhe Bante H
jb ki Insan k bache Gadhe,Ullu dono ban Skte H
3 ways to write in exam
ReplyDeleteLook up for
INSPIRATION
Look down for
CONCENTRATION
&
Look around for
INFORMATION
Challange 4 All
ReplyDeleteYe Kam Koi B Nahi Kr Skta
Agar Kiye To I Promise
Mai Uske No.Pr 500 ka Load Krauga
Wo Kam He
Mere No. Pe 2000 Ka Load Kra Do
1 jungle me sb jnwr ga rhe the "PAN PARAG PAN MASALA PANPARAG"Par JIRAF nahi ga raha tha.
ReplyDeleteBatao Kyu?
Q ki 'Unche log unchi pasand
"MANIKCHAND"
Brain is d mst outstanding organ.
ReplyDeleteIt works for 24hrs 365dys continuosly 4m d tim of birth.
Bt stops only wen we enter d exam hall.
Dhokebaaz..!
D most embarrassing movment-
ReplyDelete" when one of ur female frnds calls u in d morning & ur mother picks up d call & say :-"beta, eto sandas gayo che" :P
Girlf-mera dil mobile hai aur tum SIM ho!
ReplyDeleteBf-O very good I am very happy !
Gf-zyada khush mat ho naya offer milte hi me SIM change kar dungi
Agar Dhoni or Saniya Mirza Ki Shadi Ho Jati To Unke Bache Ka Naam Kya Hota?
ReplyDeleteSocho?
So Simple
"DHANIYA" "MIRCHA" ;D
Roj 1Apple-No Doctor
ReplyDeleteRoj 1Tulsi Patta-No Cancer
Roj 1Nimbu-No Fat
Roj 1CupDudh-No Bone Problems
Roj 3 Ltr Pani:skin Saf
Or
Roj Mera Sms-Mood Fresh
1 juth apki zindgi k 5min km kr deta hai
ReplyDeleteor
1 muskuraht apki zindgi k 10 min bda deti hai...
Moral: Haste Haste juth bolo.
To b 5 min ka fayda h
+. Jalebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?
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Qki Ye Kabi Seedhi Nhi Ho Skti
pr hoti bahut SWEET h.
NARAD SAYS-
ReplyDeleteIf ur lover sends u romantic msgs den be very happy,
Bt think who is sending those msgs 2 ur lover?
My job is over..
Narayan-2 ;-)
Define a true music lover?
ReplyDeleteA girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath;)
and a boy near d keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes..
:-p
A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:
ReplyDeleteDear Math,
I'm sick & tired of finding ur 'x'
Jst accpt d fact dat she's gone!
Move On dude!
;)
Girl: If You Hug Me once More Like that,
ReplyDeleteI will be yours forever.
Boy: Thanks
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FOR THE WARNING !
The Shortest Relation in Life is
ReplyDeleteBetween
Students & Books
They Get Commited Couple of Days before Exam
&
After Exam..
Break Up ;)
Arranged marriage is
ReplyDelete"While u r walking unfortunately a snake bites u"
Bt Love marriage is
Dancing in front of a cobra & singing,chuma chuma de de
If u didn't have a GOOD DAY,
ReplyDeletedon't worry.
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Other biscuits
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20-20
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Little Hearts.. etc
Try them. .
Sale badhane ka naya tarika
ReplyDeleteEK Hotel Malik ne Bahar Board Pe Likha.
"Agar Aap Khana Nahi Khaoge To Aap Aur Me Dono Bhukhe Mar Jayenge."
Bachelors think dat
ReplyDeleteMarried man r lucky.
Married think dat Bachelors r lucky.
D point is dat
Bachelors think at night
&
Married think at day time.
Ek Govt. Office k board pe likha hua tha:
ReplyDelete"KRIPAYA
SHOR
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Kisi ne uske niche likh diya
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE"
Govt. Office Zindabad
Wat's d Perfect Example of both Gud Luck & Bad Luck at same time?
ReplyDeleteD naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high, bt also brings dust in boy's eyes