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TEACHER: which book has helped u most in ur life???
ReplyDeleteSTUDENT: my father's Cheque book..
Har Jaga FACEBOOK Nahi ChaltaFACEBOOK ke Keedo
Some thing sweet
ReplyDeleteGirl- Whats the proof dat u miss me??
Boy- See my cheeks,
My mumma slappd me bcz i was smiling while sleeping... thinking of u!
Short sentence but Rich in Meaning-
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Don't watch d
'Time & Girls' :-)
Ek Ladki Jo Apko,
ReplyDeleteApki Family
Apki Aadte
Sub Kuch Badal Sakti Hai
NOTE->
Ladkiyo Ka Rules He Ki Wo Dusro Ke Liye
Apne Apko Nahi Badalegi
Arz kia he,
ReplyDeleteGam he aur Tanhai He,
wah wah,
wah wah,
Gum he aur Tanhai he,
YEDO tum b msg karo maine kya.
"RATAN TATA" ki ladki patai he.
In a Bar 1Guy says 2 anothr
ReplyDeletei luv ur mom n want2marry
D whole Bar was waitn 4 d othr Guy's response
He laughs & says
Lets go home Dad, Ur drunk
Duriyo ki na parwah kijiye,
ReplyDeleteDil jab b pukare bula lijiye
Hm dur nhi zyada apse,
Bas 2 botal king fisher
Namkin or Choti gold flake mangwa lijiye
Mere"DoSto
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Kya
AaP"Machharo
Se
PareShan Ho?
Sone"Me
TaQLeef Hoti
Hai.?
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To
Machharo"Ke
Sone Ke Baad
So
Jaya"Karo
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What"An !deaSirJi_?
48+2 Members can sit in a Bus
ReplyDelete5+1 can sit in a
CAR
3+1 can sit in a
AUTO
1+1 Can sit in a
BIKE
Only 1 can sit in a.
TOILET
wat an idea sirji
A bumper sticker on a married man's car:-
ReplyDelete"please Do Not Disturb
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Already disturbed"
Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,
ReplyDelete3 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..!
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Father(Ghusse Se):-@:
Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ??
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Ladki: Patli Pin Wala Charger...
Select 1 No.
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& rechrge that amount to my No.
I'll tell U how much balance I got...:D
Kisi ko kisi b exams me pass krwana ho to muje
ReplyDeleteRs.10,OOO Aur apna Roll numbr send kr dena
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Mai uske liye DUA Krunga
Best Proposing Trick:
ReplyDeleteGiv a ki$$ 2 d gal widout telin nythng. Den say,"I Luv u & If u Luv me den Keep d Ki$$ wid u,Othrwise Giv it back"
Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress-
ReplyDeleteYahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to
KAMINA CHARACTERLESS
Dost chahe Kesa b ho
ReplyDeleteAWARA
PAGAL
DIWANA
LAFANGA
pr jb uska Sms milta h to chehre pe ajibsi smile ati h
tb mehsus hota h sala tedha h pr
MERA HE.
It is said if u close your eyes, u c the prsn u love d most....
ReplyDeleten wen i do tht....
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Slide show begins..!
Dats d fun of being singles.:-P
Dont waste ur affection to WRONG person who is not responding..
ReplyDeleteBut dont miss to keep ur affection to the RIGHT person who respects it
Suvichar:-
ReplyDeleteLife me kisi ko apne se chota na samjho.
Example-
ek choti C chiti apke pero ko kat sakti hai par
app uske pero ko nai kat sakte
Hawao K Hath Arman Bheja Hai
ReplyDeleteNetwork K Zriye Paigam Bheja Hai
Fursat Mile To Kubul Karna
Riyasat-E-Hindustan K 'Shehansha' Ne Salaam Bheja Hai
AgAr ZiNdAgi mE kAmyAb InsAn bAnnA hy
ReplyDeletet0 ApNe sE agAy wALe kA pAjAmA utAr do
Wo ShArAm sE wAhIn bEth jAegA
Or TuM agAy nikAL jAogE.. :-D ;->
A true frndshp quote:
ReplyDeleteIf i come to know that,
I wud DIE soon,
I'll hide it from u till i DIE.
Bcoz u IDIOTS will ask FareWell party 4 that also!
Wat is Talent n wt is Intelligence?
ReplyDeleteWalking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
not Tryng such a thng is called Intelligence.
LOVE never dies..
ReplyDeleteIt remain
Forever
Forever
Forever
Forever
& Forever
Only partner changes so keep loving the latest one..! :D
The Words Best Feeling comes wen frnds see a wonderful Question paper
ReplyDeleteIn the examnation hall & smile at each other by Saying
"Gaye beta"
GOD-I Cant B Evrywhere So
ReplyDeleteI Created MOTHERS
DEVIL-I Cant B Evrywhere
So I Creatd GIRLS
G-Dont Worry I Hv Creatd BOYS 2Change Dem 2MOTHER
"Kal ka kaam aaj mat karo,
ReplyDeletekya pata kal tak us kaam ko karne k liye koi machine aa jaye"
-William Kaam Chor.. :-;-)
Boy 2 God-
ReplyDeleteHazaro ki kismat tere hath thi agar pass kr deta to kya bat thi.
God
Gf thodi kam banate to kya baat thi kitabe to sari tere pass thi.
GOLDEN WORDS-
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Gold Ke The Na..
Chori Ho Gaye..
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Today Is Slap Day..
ReplyDeleteIf Ever I Was Angry With U Or Misbehaved U Or Hurt U..
Plz Plz
Just SLAP Urself
Its Ur Fault,
I'm Basicly a GOOD PERSON
Tumhi Ho Meri Aankho Ke Taare
ReplyDeleteTumhi Ho Mere Jeene Ke Sahare
Bahut Pareshan Hu Me Mere Yaar
Udhari Ke Paise Chuka Do Saare
A Kid Was Crying Very Heavily..
ReplyDeleteSo, What Did BABI Do.?
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Puts Johnson & Johnson's Baby Shampoo In His Eyes & Says-
'No More Tears'
New generation gal's wish-
ReplyDeletei dont want any prince charming coming on white horse
i would rather die for vampire coming in a BMW.
"Everything is fair in Love & War "
ReplyDeleteHuh...!!
Old one....New version" Everything is war.... when Love is Fair....!! " :-)
A new wife has 3 qualities:economic in kitchn,artist at home,devil on bed.
ReplyDeleteAftr 3 yrs C became artist in kitchn, devil at home & economic at bed.
What is the moral of Rajnikant's movie
ReplyDelete"THE ROBOT"
Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bi dimag kharab kr sakti hai
When someone loves u,
ReplyDeleteU never realize it,
When u realize it,
Its too late,
U always love the 1,
Who leaves u,
& leave the 1,
Who loves u!
Exact definition of MATHS..
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"Mathematics is d study of finding a Black Cat in a dark room, when der is no cat..." :p ;)
The only thing we learn in college during serious lectures is...
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typing msgs without looking at d phone!
Ek Kabutar Itna Uda, Itna Uda,
ReplyDeleteItna Uda,
Itna Uda,
Bahut Uda,
Bahut Upar Uda,
Itna Uda,
Choro Ab Nahi Dikh Raha,
KAL DOOSRA UDAYENGE
Arz hai !
ReplyDeleteAaP hmare dil me baste ho.
AaP hmare dil me baste ho.
thik hai dil me baste ho..
Thoda side me ho jao,saans vali nali Me Q faste ho.
A Guy Searching;
ReplyDeleteThese Keywords on Google:
"How to Tackle A Wife.
Google Search Result:
"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching..
U really luv her na..
ReplyDeletedont u?
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Itz a psychological qstn.
No name was mentioned bt suddnly
sum1 came into ur mind.
Datz ur luv.. <3
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai..
ReplyDeleteJab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski Maa kahe..
HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA!
Boy: Wanna go out!
ReplyDeleteGirl:I hv a boyfrnd.
Boy:I hv a Fish!
Girl:What?
Boy: Oh! I thought we are talking about d things that doesn't matter-:D
Wenevr a boy takes any imprtnt decision,
ReplyDeletehe closes his eyes,
thinks a lot,
listns 2 his heart,
uses his brain,
n finaly dos wat his gf says!!:-P
A Hurted Line By A Boy Who's Frnd Req Was Not Accepted by A GiRl On Facebook
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"I Had Sent u A Frnd Request
Not A Love Letter..:D
If U marry me Darling I promise 2 satisfy every small wish of Yours.
ReplyDeleteGirl: And what bout Big ones? :-D
Moral: Girls never change :-P
Ladki Se Nasha Hota He
ReplyDeleteNashe Se Junun
Junun Se Mehnat
Mehnat Se Padhai
Padhai Se Career
isliye Career Banane k Liye
Ladki Patana Zaruri Hai!
Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye
ReplyDeleteWo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye
Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki
Ki
Wo RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gye
Girl 2 Another Girl
ReplyDeleteur so Beautiful
Other Girl
Thanku,
ur Beautiful 2.
Nw
Boy 2 Another boy
hi ur HANDSOME
other boy:GAY SALA:D
Ye muhabat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai,,
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Dost Jaan to de dete hain magar apni JAAN ka number nahi dete...!
Log kehte hai ki pyar 1 aisi bimari hai
ReplyDeleteJiski koi dawa nahi hoti
meri nazar me
BEWAFAI 1 Aisi Dawa Hai
Jis se ye bimari dobara nahi hota!
Desi PJ-
ReplyDeleteGarib Kisaan Ke Ghar Pe Roz Colour Aata Tha..
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Kaise.?
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Kyu Ki,
Uski Mehnat 'RANG' Laati Thi
Kamine
ReplyDeleteKamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Aap ki 'KAMI-NE' itna pareshan kar diya ki Hum mSg me space dena hi bhul gaye
Boys Mentality..
ReplyDeleteI Don't Hate U But I Can't Love U
Means
Tu Itni B Mast Nahi Ki Shaadi Kar Lu Par Itni Buri B Nahi Ki Flirt Mare Bina Jaane Du
Son - Dad, how did you meet Mom..?
ReplyDeleteDad - Ah! My son, it all started
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with a request
ADD AS A FRIEND
on Facebook... ;-)
Maana Ke Teri Nazar Me Kuch Bhi Nahi Hu Mein,,,
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Meri Qadar Un Se Puch Jin Ke Maine Paise Dene Hain.. :
Mard aur aurat ka rishta bhi ajeeb hai....
ReplyDeleteDur ho to judai
Aur
Pass ho to Din Bhar
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Chic Chic..
JIS TARAH LADKIYO KI jansankhya GHAT RAHI HAI
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USSE AANE WALE TIME ME MARRIAGE CARD KUCH AISE HOGE..
"RAJU & BABLU WEDSGUDDI.."
Ye hoti h asali dosti..
ReplyDelete1 dost ne apne dost ko adhi raat ko fone kia aur bola:
Yaar me ro raha hu..;-(
Dost ne kaha.
Bhad me ja.
Me so raha hu.
Bill Gates Said-
ReplyDeleteI m Not Topper,
But Today All University Toppers r My Employees..
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Bas
Yahi Line Har Baar Mujhe Top Krne Se Rok Deti Hai
A Loose Hug Says
ReplyDeleteitz ok!
Normal Hug Says-
Thanks!
Tight Hug Says-
I Need U!
A More then Tight Hug Says- $ala
Kamina hai..
kuch Aur hi Chahta hai..
Height of Bad English:
ReplyDeleteBabi was asked "when will u marry?"
Then he told
"First i will marry my sister, then my mother will marry me..!!":D
New accounting Terminology
ReplyDelete1cr= Khoka
500cr= Koda
1000cr= Radia
10000cr= Kalmadi
1lac cr= Raja
10kalmadi+10raja= Sharad Pawar
Mera Desh Mahan
Evry students gets opportunity 2 enjoy their student lyf
ReplyDeleteBt sum miss those beautiful moments.
nd those stupid ppl r known as
toppers
2 Boys Wer Follwing 2 Gals
ReplyDeleteEach gal tuk rakhi & tied 2 their hands & askd them- wat'll u do now
Boys- Dude, u marry my sister, i'l marry ur sister
Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi,
ReplyDeletewada kisi se karo to todna nahi,
koi agar tod de dil apka to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chodna nahi.
UNIVERSAL TRUTH-
ReplyDeleteHelp a girl when she is in trouble,
and she will surely remember you only when she is again in trouble!!!!
Ha_Ha_Ha
ReplyDeleteSanta 'KhudKushi' Pe Bhashan De Raha Tha
KhudKushi
Paap Hai
Zulm H
Gunah H
Buzdili H
Pagalpan H
Isse Behtar Hai
K Insan
Apne Ap Ko
GOLI Mar Le
ACCHI PATNI
ReplyDeleteaur
BHOOT
EK Jaise Hote Hai.
Kyuki Inki Baate To Sab Karte Hai.
PAR.
AAJ TAK Dekha Kisine Nahi
Girl frnd to boyfrnd: Im pregnant!!
ReplyDeleteBoyfrnd: Ru sure dat its mine?
Girlfrnd starts crying & say:
Yaar sab log aisa bologe to kaise chalegaaa!
Old Luv Story:
ReplyDeleteStarts From Eyes
Grows Wit Gifts
Ends Wit Tears
Modern Luv Story:
Starts From Mobile
Grows Wit Date
Ends With Sim Change.
There are some fools in this world who always reply "NO" to every question we ask..!
ReplyDeleteNow you tell me,"Are you Such A PERSON?
Pati Cigrette Pi Raha Tha, Biwi Pass Aa K Boli-Kya Tum Mere Liye Ye Cigrette Chor Skte Ho
ReplyDeletePati-Tu To Cigrette Piti Hi Nai, Phir Choru Kis K Liye
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad, Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad,Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad,Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bhad
ReplyDeleteYaroon mere marne ke baad aaso mat bahana,
ReplyDeleteYaroon mere marne ke baad aaso mat bahana,
Jyada yaad aaye, toh upar chale aana
maths sir: what is a 'line'?
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a genius answered:
a line is a dot, going for a walk.. ;) :d
Beh Na Saki Wo Askon Ki Dhara,
ReplyDeleteJo Aankho Se Behni Thi,
Chaha Tha Uska Pallu Pakad Ke Roye,
Per Kambakht Ne Uss Din Jeans T-Shirt Pehni Thi..
Maali n ful ko khas bnaya,ful ne khusbu ko khas bnaya,khusbu ne mohbbat ko khas bnaya,mohbbat ne ladki ko khas bnaya.1 ladki ne kitno ko "DEVDAS"bnaya
ReplyDelete"Height of studying
ReplyDeleteIf somebody asks you 'whats your name ?'
& You reply
'for how many marks.?':D
4 thought sms
TuJhE pAaNe Ki HaSrAt Me AkHiR kAb TaK tAdApTa RaHu.
ReplyDeleteKoI aIsA dHoKa De k MeRi AaS tUt JaYe.
Har fooli hui roti kacchi nhi hoti,
ReplyDeleteaansu bahane wali sacchi nhi hoti,
In Ladkiyon se bachkar rehna dost,
har school jane wali bachi nhi hoti....!
Sir- Padhai Karo, Warna Koi Tumhe Job Nahi Dega.
ReplyDeleteStudent- Sir, Padhai To Wo Log Karte Hai Jinhe Job Chahiye..
Hum To Job Dene Waalo Me Se Hai..
Classic insult:-
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AIEEE results were declared
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A boy messaged his rank to GF...
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she replied, "naya number liya hai kya?
What is FACEBOOK?
ReplyDeleteIts a place whr boy posts joke
gets no response
&
If girl posts d same joke
she gets 150likes 300comments
& 60frnds requests
GIRL'S TOP 6 LIES:
ReplyDelete1.It Wont Happen Again
2.Im Single
3.he Was Just A Frnd
4.I Like U
5.I Dnt Wanna Loose U
6.Im Teling Truth
"New Economic Analysis:
ReplyDeleteIts Better To Have A Long Distance
Relationship Because STD Rates Are Much Lower Than Fuel Rates..
There is no use in missing ur Lover who breaks ur heart
ReplyDeleteIts better to miss Mosquito who Sacrifices its life just to KISS U :-D
Bhakt: Swami ji,
ReplyDeleteaisi Patni ko kya khenge jo
Gori ho
Beutiful ho
Inteligent ho
Pati ko smjhe
Or kbhi jhagda n kare.
Swami-
"Mann ka Vaham''
Zindgi Ise Kehte
ReplyDeleteHe
Khane Ko RoZ
Thali Ho
Do Time
Ki Kamwali Ho
PadoSan
Nakhre Wali Ho
Sundar Si 1Saali
Ho
Or
Ghrwali Ka Dimag
Khali_Ho
Dedicated 2 all youngstrs:
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When sum1 is flirting wid u,
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Please Co-operate..!!
Yahi to din hai yaar..!!;-)
:-D...!!
wife looks in mirror and says to her husband:
ReplyDeleteI look horrible, fat, ugly
Plz say something nice about me
Husband: Your eyesight is perfect ;)
Marzi Ki Zindgi Ki 7 Baate
ReplyDelete1)Studies
2)Entertainment
3)Good Job
4)Shadi
5)
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7)
Shadi Ho Gai na?
Marzi Ki Zindgi Khatam..
I used facebook for a few days and got
ReplyDeleteaddicted to it..
But I am studying since I was 4..
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why the hell I am not getting addicted to it :P
Sometimes I forget to ask
ReplyDelete'Are u ok..?'
Sometimes I even miss to say
"Hi"
But
It doesn't mean that I forgot u.
Im just lazy
Like u!!
Brain is such a
ReplyDeletewondrful &
imprtant
useful gift givn
2humans
by god which works 24hr 365days
4rm your birth til..
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u fall in
LOVE!! :-)
Boy got rejected and Girl got selected in an Interview for the same reason
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Both of them had their first button of shirt opened;)
Sardarji creats new email id :
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mailg@sardarji.com
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are
ReplyDelete2,4,10,17?
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The Boy Replies After deep thinking
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HBO, FTv, SONY & POGO...:P