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  1. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Dis PJ will blow u
    Who was d 1st INDIAN 2 use 4G ?
    Har baar Rajnikant nhi hota yaar..
    Ans-It's Anil Kapoor.!
    !
    !
    !
    aG, oG, lo G, suno G.

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  2. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    Kisi purush nahi maha purush ne kaha hai
    ladkiyo ki aadhi zindagi pati ki talash me
    aur
    Baaki aadhi zindgi pati ki talashi me guzr jati hai.

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  3. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    Aj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
    Yu mat khinch
    tu mujhe apni taraf sanam..
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    Branded T-shirt hai, phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
    maa kasam.;-)

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  4. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    Fantastic Ad for Taj Mahal made by an Ad agency for Uttar Pradesh Tourism...
    'Come Via-Agra....
    and see Man's Greatest Erection for a Woman' ;-)

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  5. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    Inventions by Santa:
    1. Waterproof towel
    2. Solar powerd torch
    3. Book on how to read
    4. Pedal powered wheel chair

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  6. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    Har khushi HASI mange Aapse,
    Har Phool KHUSHBU mange Aapse,
    itni ROSHNI ho Aapki Zindgi me,
    ki Electric Board Wale bhi CONNECTION mange Aapse!?

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  7. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    A Begger begs Outside d Temple
    Whereas
    A Rich Person begs inside d Temple..

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  8. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    Ek"Dukhi
    Boyfrnd Ne Apne
    Girlfrnd Ke Liye
    >Ek
    Shayri Likhi,
    Phulon"Ki Rani
    Baharo
    Ki"SehZadi
    DiL
    Tod"Kar Chali
    Gayi
    Kutti"Kamini
    HaramZadi

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  9. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    Boy: hey girl, wats ur name?
    Grl:"Amitabh Bachhan ko dhakka maaro"
    Boy:means wat?
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    Grl: "PUSH'PAA

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  10. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyo nahi hui?
    Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako raakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

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  11. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    Jo dost Apne Jeb se Apne Dosto Ko party deta H
    Kamyabi Hamesha Us K Qadam Chumti H
    |
    |'\(';')
    | '..(> to Hai Koi
    | <| Program?

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  12. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    A boy luks in a girl's purse in a class
    She says its bad manners.
    He says its nt.
    Girl:Y?
    Boy:Coz members of d same class can access private data.

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  13. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    MBBS entrance exm me 1 Q
    pucha gya
    Q) Ladki ke behosh hone pr kya
    dekhoge?
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    Jinhone "PULSE" likha vo DoCTR
    bn gye
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    baki sb Engineer

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  14. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    Arz Kiya H
    Us Kamine
    Ne MuJhe
    Raat Ko Kabaristan Me Akela Chhod
    Diya
    Ye Kh Kr Ki
    ''Jab Pyar Kiya to Darna Kya'

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  15. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    HAQIQAT
    Ladki sath ho to
    Hotel Bill,
    Ladki Door ho to
    Mobile Bill,
    Aur
    Ladki Door hi hojaye to
    Daru ka Bill,
    Isliye Na lagao Dil
    Na aaegi Bill

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  16. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    Lab Sil Jate H Jb Tm Samne Ate Ho
    Dil Dhadkta H Jb Tum Nigah Milate Ho
    Sans Ruk Jati H Jb Tum Muskurate Ho
    Koi PRET ATMA Ho Kya Jo Itna Darate Ho

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  17. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    Santa- Dr Saab, Mujhe Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Mere Kaan Me Koi Gunguna Raha Hai
    Dr- Tumhe Aisa Kab Lagta Hai
    Santa- Jab Mai Kaan Me WalkMan Sunta Hu

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  18. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    Kya Aapko Pata Hai
    Ki
    Swatantrata DivaS
    Kab Aata Hai
    Socho...
    Socho..
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    Are Bhuddu Jub Ghar Wali Mayke Jati Hai

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  19. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    A Rabbit runs, jumps&lives only for 15 yrs!
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    A Turtle does'nt run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 yrs!
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    Moral:
    EXERCISE IS HELL...
    SLEEP WELL.!!

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  20. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    Kaun Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
    Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.
    Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.
    Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. ;-)

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  21. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    In 1975, Suprman, Batman & Spidrman wer flying via India & dey died
    Y
    .
    Abe Rajnikant Nai, Hawa me Chalayi Gabbar ki 3 Goliyo ko Yaad kr

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  22. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    ''My LOVER is my life''
    Ye Padh K 1 Wish mango
    Mang Li na ?
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    Ab Ye Wish Tabhi Puri Hogi Jab
    Aap Ye Msg Apne
    "PAPA" Ko Frwd Kroge..;-)

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  23. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    Dard Dene Se Mohabbat Badhti Hai..
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    Ye Keh Kar Wo Meri Ungli Darwaze Mein Fasa Gaye.
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    l!
    l!"\(-,-)
    l! //> _/ \_ Aaaeeii. :)

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  24. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    I askd my heart,
    "Why can't i sleep at night?"
    my Heart said,
    "Its cuz u slept in the aftnoon! don't OVER ACT as if u r in love!"

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  25. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    Hum Chat Pe Chade Patang Udane Ke Bahane
    Wo Chat Pe Ayi Kapde Sukhane Ke Bahane
    Uski Maa Ne Dekha Jo Ye Nazara
    Danda Le Ke Ayi BNDAR Bhagne Ke Bhn

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  26. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    Santa : Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili he
    Banta Par tumhare paas to koi car nahi hai.
    Santa : Abe gadhe BMW matlab BAHUT MOTI WIFE

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  27. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    Dhoka Mila"Jab
    Pyar Me_"
    "Zindagi Me Udasi Chha gayi_"
    Socha Tha AAG LAGA Denge Is
    Duniya Ko
    Kambakhat gali Me Dusri Aa
    Gayi..!

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  28. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Arz Hai.
    Na Muskurane Ko G Chahta H
    Na Kuch KHANE Pine Sone Ko G Chahta H
    Ye Garmi Ab BARDAST Nai Hoti
    Bas Ab Generator LANE Ko G Chahta H

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  29. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Producer : Movie ka naam sunte hi sab bache dar jaye aisa kuch title bataao..
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    Director:
    "MORNING EXAM EVENING RESULT"

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  30. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi hot Ladkiya/Ladke Dekhna Chahte Hai?
    "DONATE UR EYES"
    Dosto ko Social Msg bhi interestng bana kr Bhejna Padta hai..

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  31. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    Zindgi bhar unke khushi dene ki kasam thi
    Par us din unki ankhe jhil se nam thi
    Poch deta unke ansu par
    Kya karu meri height thori kam thi.:

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  32. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    Boys Ka Common Sense Zero
    Hota He.
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    Kaise.?
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    Gents Toilet Me Likh Kar Aayenge "Shalu I Love U"
    Ab Kya Shalu Waha Padhne Jayegi..?

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  33. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    Exam Ki Raat 1 Student Ne toss Kiya-Head Aaya to Sona Hai
    Tail Aaya to Film Dekni Hai
    Agar Hawa Me Raha to
    Maa Kasam Raat Bhar Padhaai Karunga

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  34. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    JOKEZONE
    If u r sitting in a clas & evry1s heads are down & urs is up
    Thats not d proof dat
    'u r confident'
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    u just don't have a mobile..!

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  35. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    Santa to banta hum dono me kya rishta he
    Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he
    Santa-wo kese
    Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he

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  36. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    Yasomti maiya se bole nandLala-Radha Q FAIR & LOVLY me Q JINGaLALA?
    Boli muskati maiya Sun mere lala,uska bapu pese wala tu gao ka gwala, so kala.

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  37. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    1 ladka or ladki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen nai kroge k dusre din hi
    Unka
    Bacha
    hua
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    khana kharab hogya,
    fridge me nahi rakha tha na.

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  38. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    New Theory:
    Argument wins d prsn,
    But loses d Reltion..
    So dnt argue wit ur frns
    Just..
    Slap them & Say- CHUP SALE,TU GALAT HE AUR MAI SAHI:-P

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  39. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    Barish ka mousam bahut tadpata h
    Unki yaad aati h jinhe dil chahta h
    lekin wo aaye b to kaise
    na unke pas rain kot hai or na chata hai

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  40. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    The only person on dis Earth,
    who can ask Women 2 Stop her TALKS & in Reply gets a Smile back from her is
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    A Photographer :P

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  41. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    I Miss U
    I Love U
    I Can't Live
    Without U
    Confused
    SORRY YAAR
    MERA
    MOBILE
    BEER
    K
    GLASS
    ME
    GIR GAYA THA
    TAB
    SE
    BeHKI-2
    BAATE
    KAR RAHA
    HAI.. ;-)

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  42. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    Mandir me tham liya maine hath uska,
    Aaj kaabu me mera dil nahi tha,
    Chah Kar B Wo Kuch Kar Na Saki...
    Kyuki Uske Pao Me Sandle Nahi Tha.

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  43. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    2 ways for suicide:
    1) Faast n gud: gale me rassi dal ke fan par latak jao aur
    2)Slow n painful: gale me varmala daal ke zindagi bhar latke raho

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  44. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    ANY TIME
    ANY PROBLEM ANY HELP JUST GIVE ME
    ONE MISS CALL I ll "give u another
    "miss call"
    and we'll play miscall miscall

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  45. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    Wife Husband se: Aaj Mere Tann Mann Me Aag Laga Do.
    Husband ne Petrol Daal kar fook Diya..
    Moral: "jazbaton ka izhar Asaan lafzon me kare" (-;

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  46. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    aurate 3 prakar ki hoti hai..
    ek jiske bina aap reh nahi sakte,
    dusri jo aapke bina reh nahi sakti,
    &
    tisri jiske saath aap rehte ho !! :-)

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  47. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    Madam to student: u scored zero.
    Student proudly moves his hand through his hairs...
    Madam: idiot! U scored zero marks, not zero DANDRUFF.

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  48. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    Ek sharaabi Vivah film dekh kar Ghar aaya aur Biwi se bola
    ''Tujhe pikar me dekhu.. mujhe hak hai.
    Tu bhi piti hai daru mujhe shak hai"!!!;

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  49. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    My Attitude For Life:
    Loog Mere Baray Mein Kiya Soochtay Hain
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    Ager Yeh Bhe Mein Sochoon Tu Phir Loog Kya Soche Gay

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  50. DevAugust 18, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    Definition of First Love
    "First love is like getting water in a hot desert..
    Once we drink it,we get to knw its not water..Its petrol..!" :D

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  51. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    Most innocent and heart touchng lines said By a True Lover to his Girlfrnd on Brk Up..
    Behen mere gift toh wapas kar de..
    Teri bhabhi ko de dunga!!

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  52. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    Boy-I Luv U
    Gal-Bt i luv sm1 else
    B-K no problm,ur hapines is more imp 4me dan ur luv
    Moral-Jaha or kuch nai kr skte wha dialog ache dedo

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  53. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    Har AADMI Ka Sapna:
    7 Figure Ki Salary
    6 Figure Ki Bachat
    5 Bedroom Ka Ghar
    4 Wheel Ki Garri
    3 Week Ki Vacation
    2 Pyare Bache
    1 Goongi Biwi

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  54. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    Mere Paas
    Email He
    Facebook He
    Orkut He
    Twitter He
    Mobile He
    Sms Package He
    Tere Paas Kya Hai?
    Smart Answer:Mere Paas "Aur Bhi Kaam Hain

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  55. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    few years b4 ppl used to wake up & 1st see GOD's image
    now a days ppl wake up & 1st see how many msgs & missed calls r there :-)

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  56. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:25 AM

    CLASSIC INSULT:
    Girl-Mai abhi-abhi beauty parlour se aa rhi hu..
    Boy-Arey!!..Aaj b band tha kya?

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  57. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:25 AM

    Wife pulls her husband (fully drunk) to bed n tries removing his shirt..& he replies.."Lady, leave me alone, I'm married n i love my wife so much"

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  58. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    Agar koi ladki/ladka tumse mile
    Tumse frnshp kare aur pehle hi I Luv u bole
    To Samjh lena
    Wo emotional atyachar ki undercover agent hai.. ;-)

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  59. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    Insaan ki 5 maa
    1.apni Maa
    2.Nani Maa
    3.Dadi Maa
    4.sasu Maa
    5.or Ek wo jis ke bare me maa raat ko kehti hai
    Ye 12 baje kon si maa ka phone hai

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  60. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    Bahaduri Kya He?
    Subah Se Der Raat Dosto Ke Sath Party Kar Ke Ghar Aao
    Mummy Jhadu Le K Darwaze Pe Mile
    Tum Pucho-
    Mom, Ab Tak Jhadu Laga Rahi Ho

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  61. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    Mai to yuhi paani ko gaur se dekh raha tha
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    *DOSTO*
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    ..Itne me ek machli nikal kar boli kamine tere ghar me maa behen nhi h kya.,

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  62. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    1aadmi ne 100times khoon daan kark record bnaya
    Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya
    ye kehte hue ki
    Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne Liya

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  63. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    I realizd d Pain of misng my Frndz,
    Wen I was alone watchng a grup of girl's
    &
    I didnt hv any1 wid me 2 say
    "Pep wali meri, ActivA wali teri"

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  64. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    CutE:
    BF msg 2 his Gf:
    BabY SoRy 2 DIstRUb u.
    cAn u sEnd Me Ur PhOtO?
    Its UrgeNt
    SeriOus matTer
    "we r playinG cArdS & Ive LosT my QueEn":)

    ReplyDelete
  65. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Best song sung by a boy on break up:
    "Give me some sunshine..
    Give me some rain..
    Give me another girl's number..
    I am single once again..

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  66. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    ONE OF THE BEST MESSAGES WRITTEN BEHIND A CAR-
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    $
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    "GIVE ME A LOAN AND THEN,
    LEAVE ME ALONE..!!

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  67. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
    "Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
    If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
    "Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"

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  68. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    Faqer :Baji Bhoka Hu Khuda K Nam P Khana De Do
    Baji :Khana Abi Ni Pka
    Fqeer ;FaceBook Pe BABA Pappu K Nam Se H
    Pak Jae To Wall Pe Update Kar Dena

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  69. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    What an insult:
    Boyfrnd: i like ur "teeth" very much.
    Girlfrnd (smiled n said): oh really. Why?
    boyfrnd: b'coz "yellow" is my favrite colour.

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  70. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    U never know what U hav
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    Until U Cleans Ur Room..

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  71. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    Earlier- "NEKI KAR, DARIYA ME DAAL.."
    But Now-
    "KUCH BHI KAR, FACEBOOK PAR DAAL.."

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  72. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    Hw 2 Propose Ur Love
    Jst Tak Ur GF Into a Boat
    den Go In Middle Of a River n Say-
    Do U Love Me, If Yes Than OK, Otherwise Leave My Boat

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  73. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    Husbnd throwing knives on wifes pic
    Al wer missing d target
    Sudnly he recievd call 4m her hi wat r u doin?
    His honest reply:
    MISSING U

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  74. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    Girl: Na chedo ladkiyo ko paap hoga,
    Kal tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
    Boy: khuda kare teri baat sachi ho,
    Jo mujhe papa kahe wo teri bachi ho

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  75. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter and harsh it is:-
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    and run immidiately after speaking it;-)

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  76. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    Mis-Use Of English!!
    A Figure In Book Was Not Clear,
    So Teacher Drew It On Blackboard
    &
    Said:
    "Don't Look At Book Figure,
    Look At My Figure..

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  77. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    "People think smoking is hard to quit !!
    Oh God, clearly
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    they haven't tried to quit Facebook yet!"

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  78. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    A perfct student is not d 1 who read books b4 exams..
    but,
    who writes a new book in d xam,with innovative ideas
    & outstanding theories

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  79. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    Things in Boys room before marriage-
    Perfumes,
    Luv leters,
    Gifts,
    Laptops,
    N97
    After marriage-
    Pain killers
    Loan papers,
    Nokia 1100 &
    Zandu balm

    ReplyDelete
  80. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    I Always Give
    100% At Work:
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    13% Monday
    22% Tuesday
    26% Wednesday
    35% Thursday
    4% Friday

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  81. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Dil kholo,
    pyar lo,
    Dimaag kholo,
    gyan lo,
    Aankhe kholo,
    khwaab lo,
    Honth kholo,
    muskaan lo,
    Kapde kholo aur
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    NAHA lo yaar garmi hai.

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  82. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Wat's d Prfect Example of both Gud Luck & Bad Luck at same time?
    D naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high, bt also brings dust in boy's eyes..

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  83. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    Ek Muddat Se Meri GirlFriend Nai Soi
    DOST
    Wo Kehti H Mai So Gai To Tum 2ri Larkiyo Ko Phone Krogy
    (,")
    /) (>
    ! L
    Lo Batao Yar Mai aisa
    Hu Kya@

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  84. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    A student writes all answrs as ||||||| and at last writes,
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    "ANS R WRITTEN IN BAR CODE FORMAT TO PROTECT FROM BEING COPIED":D

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  85. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    In D Xam A Studnt Was'nt Prepard,
    Lft D Page Blank
    N At D Bottom kept Flowrs N
    Wrote
    .
    "In D Memory Of My Memory,
    which Recntly Passed Away"

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  86. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    Height Of Oohh Shitt Situation-
    A Boy Throws a Love Letter To a Girl, But It Falls On Her Brother..
    &
    Her Brother Was a Gay
    Oohh Shitt

    ReplyDelete
  87. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    Fact- 80% Of D Boys Have GirlFrnd..
    Rest 20% r Having "BRAIN"

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  88. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar.
    Agar woh KASAB k sath mumbai aa gaya hota...

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  89. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    Balu-Aadmi jo hamesha hastha rehtha hai usko
    "HUS-MUKH" kehthe hai.
    Jiska hasna bilkul band ho gaya ho,
    usko kya kahte hai ?
    Lalu- " HUS-BAND "

    ReplyDelete
  90. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko
    I LOVE YOU kehte ho
    to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
    BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
    kahi thapar na mar de

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  91. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    Wn u tel ur gf tat u saw a gal on d street who lookd xactly lyk her n she asks"Was she beautiful?"U cant say no,cant say yes...

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  92. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    Plz ignore mat krna
    Roz kitne faltu msg karte ho
    1 Girl jiski umar 21/22 saal he, bohot pyari hai
    Dua karo ki wo mere sath set ho jaaye :-D

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  93. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    Wo roz-roz kehti hai ki mujhe apni tasveer mms karo..
    .
    .
    .
    " Ae DOST"
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    Us nadaan ko ye kaise btaon ki mere paas
    .
    .
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    Nokia 1100 hai,.

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  94. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    Guzri hui exam ko yad na karna,
    Answr sheet me kya likha uski fariyad na karna,
    jo hoga vo hokar rahega
    us tension me apna vacation barbad nakrna

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  95. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
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    Friend Asked : Who Is She?
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    Boy : My Cousin.
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    The Frnd Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

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  96. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    Cute msg..!!
    Mario met me online once,
    and i greeted him..
    "hey, do u remember me??
    I spent my whole childhood saving ur girlfriend..!!!";-)

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  97. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    BF Ne Apni GF Ko Park Me Bulaya Wo Der Se Aayi To Sher Sunaya-Falak Pe Sitaro Ko Neend Aa Rahi He,
    Dusri Ka Time Ho Gya Or Tu Ab Aa Rahi Hai...

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  98. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Boy & grl ki$s kr rhe the
    Tabhi Baap ki call Aayi-kaha ho?
    Grl-prectical Kar Rhi hu
    Bap-itna bhi na Kariyo ke exam Se Pehle Result aa jaye.

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  99. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Ladki- Socha Tum Miss Kr Rahe Hoge To Call Kr Lu
    Ladka- Aur Jo Abhi 45 Min. Baat Ki Thi Wo
    Ladki- Ooh Sst..
    ..Sorry Fir Tumara Number Mila Dia

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  100. DevSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Rajasthani Msg-
    Seth laayo sethaani
    Sethani badi soni.
    Seth laayo sethaani
    Sethaani badi soni.
    ghungat uthai ne dekhyo
    To daat hi koni... :) ;)

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