'Bus' Ke Driver Aur Conductor Soo Gaye To Kya Hoga.? Conductor Soo Gya to Kisi Ka TICKET Nahi Katega,,Aur Driver Soo Gaya to Sab Ka TICKET Kat Jayega..!
Time ki kami ke karan ham is ''holi puja'' ka chanda mob. Se le hai apse anurodh hai , sacchi sraddha se is no. Pe 51 ya 1O1 ka balance dalwa de. DHANYAWAD...
Ldki K Gal pr Gulab marne pr. EngGirl-Drlng U r so Noghty, Urdu-Hye Allah aisa mt kriye na, Sikh-Tusi wade Rmntc ho, Bihari girl- Ankhia fod deba ka ho?
Agar Himmat hai to is sawal ka jawab 'Ha' ya 'Na' me do.
ReplyDeleteKal raat ko kutta aapke muh pr SUSU kr gaya. Aapko pata chala kya ?
#DEV
Dosti k geet gayenge
ReplyDeleteHum apni duniya basayenge
Jo Diye Bujh gaye hawaaon se
Un ko bech kr Philips k bulb lagayenge
Hamesha Apne pasand k raste p chalo
ReplyDeleteApne tariqe se Muhabat kro
Wo kro jo ap chahe
Fir dekhna 1 din duniya kahegi KAMINA kisi ki nahi sunta
Most of the questions in the world are answerable.
ReplyDeleteBut
The rest is asked in our question papers...
*DEV*
Jab question paper ho out of control
ReplyDeleteAnswer sheet kr k fold
Answer sheet kr k fold
Areoplane bana k bol
All is Fail
Fill in the blanks with YES/NO
ReplyDelete(1)....I m not mentally fit!
(2)....I ve no brain!
(3)....I ve no commonsense!
(4)....I m mad!
The Real value of infinity is known when we open the 1st page of our text book on the night before exam & see the no. of pages to be read!!
ReplyDeleteOnly 842 girls r left 4 every 1000 boys
ReplyDeleteSave girls
v cn save tiger later
Bike pe peche or theater ki corner seat pe baju m ladki chahiye ya tiger
Doctor or Bhagwan ko kbhi naraj mt krna qki jb Bhagwan Naraj ho to wo Dctr k Pas Bhej deta hai
ReplyDeleteor Dr Naraj ho to wo Bhagwan k pas bhej deta hai
Hamare sms k charche jaha me hone lage. Log humare diwane hone lage, Khusnasib h ap jo apko sms mila, Jise nahi mila wo mobile patak k rone lage.
ReplyDeleteInsaan ko paise-2 ki kimat kb pata chalti h ?
ReplyDeleteJb roaming me gf ki mis cal aye.cal ka charge 1.50rs lage or balance sirf 1.49 ho
Realy vry Ture:
ReplyDeleteOne Person-CA krne me kitna kharch aata he.
CA Student-Paise to bahut km khrch hote he bhai pr JAWANI puri kharch ho jati he
If u fell little bored, little sick, little sad, all lost. U knw wats wrong ?
ReplyDeleteU r suffering frm lack of vitamin 'ME'. So always keep me in ur thought.
Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jaye,
ReplyDeleteJab Koi Mushkil Pad Jaye,
To Hooth Ghuma,
Seeti Baja,
Seeti Baja k Bol
Bhaiya All Is Well
Q: Meaning of STUDYING ?
ReplyDeleteA: STUDENT + DYING
If u r also Student then u can feel it.
If not then try to feel.
Kaun Kehta Hai Waqt Laut K Nahi Aata,
ReplyDelete2005 Ka Calender 2011 me Repeat Hai,
I m First To Inform U
Hi One Interesting News
ReplyDeleteWhat is this ..?
1111
It's coming NEW YEAR Date 1.1.11
Amazing na
Wish U Advance Happy New Year 1-1-11
Income Tax Dept is keeping a watch on all high value transaction...
ReplyDelete.
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So Don't Bye Onions.
Plz...
Hatkey Paper
ReplyDeleteA parrot sits on elephant & elephant died !
Prove:
Stud: assume that elephant's name is parrot & parrot's name is elephant
Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola
ReplyDelete"Lafz tera geet mera, gajal koi sunau kya ?"
Ladki- Hath mera gal tera, kaan k neeche bajau kya ?
Changing Tyms:
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time, Girls used to cook like thier mothers.
But now they drink like their fathers!!
When lobe fail, emotion work, emotion fail, memories work, memories fail, words work. When everything fails, take 750 ml vodka it really works
ReplyDeleteCute Question
ReplyDeleteA small boy looks at his sister's Boyfrnd & asks innocently:
"Everyday u come to meet my sister,
Don't u have ur own sister"
Different Styles of gud nite wish
ReplyDeleteDad: gd ni8 son
Frnd: gd ni8 yaar
Lover: gd ni8 janu
but
Mom:So jao kamino phone wali maa se subha baat kr lena
The Law says if u can't convince them then at least confuse them
ReplyDeleteDo u know which law it is?
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This is Law of Answering in Examination
Dimag:- Vichaaro ki Factory!
ReplyDeleteSchool:- 5 Ghante ki Jail!
College- Yuvao ka Bagicha!
Proffesor:- Aadhe/Ek Ghante ka Radio
tension of d day:-
ReplyDeletekabhi ye mat socho k tumhari girlfriend ne tumhe kitna pyara sms bheja hai,
humesha ye socho k usko ye sms kisne bheja hoga.
think hatke!
Q: What is education
ReplyDeleteAns: Education is an organised system through which we waste half of our life to learn how to waste the remaining half of our life.
Jab tum humse khafa ho jaoge
ReplyDeleteJab tum humse ruth jaaoge
Jab tum hame bhool jaaoge
Tab aisa "Thappad"padega ki sab yaad aa jayega..!!
Apne 2010 ke gunah dhone ke liye 108 bar is mantra ka jap karna "east or west DEV is best"ab edit kar isme apna nam dal kar aur gunah mat badao...
ReplyDeleteGirl friend se pareshan ,, NO PROBLEM,, gift karo NOKIA MOBILE,, jis me ho battery BL5C,, Battery blast,, girl:-@friend khallas....
ReplyDeleteAnkhe teri roye, ansoo mere ho.Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho.Ai mere dost dosti itni gahri ho ki sarak pe tu pite aur galti meri ho.
ReplyDelete'Bus' Ke Driver Aur Conductor Soo Gaye To Kya Hoga.? Conductor Soo Gya to Kisi Ka TICKET Nahi Katega,,Aur Driver Soo Gaya to Sab Ka TICKET Kat Jayega..!
ReplyDeleteMARNE KE 3 TARIKE -:
ReplyDelete1) ROZ CIGARET PIYO
30 SAAL ME MAR JAOGE
2) ROZ DARU PIYO
15 SAAL ME MAR JAOGE
3) KISI SE SACHA PYAR KRLO
JITE G MAR JAOGE.
Time ki kami ke karan ham is ''holi puja'' ka chanda mob. Se le hai apse anurodh hai , sacchi sraddha se is no. Pe 51 ya 1O1 ka balance dalwa de. DHANYAWAD...
ReplyDeleteTake 1 spoon of Sugar & Put it in ur eyes.
ReplyDeleteKyu?
?
Are baba.!
For "swt drms":)
If u want spicy dreams, try Mirchi Powder!!:
Kya aap SMS aane se pareshan h? KYA Gussa aata h? KYA Inbox bhi full h? HA ji HA To apna PHONE kachre mein fek do Qki Hum nhi sudhrege
ReplyDeleteAlways Love Wife,No life without wife,Wife se pyar karo,Wife ke prati wafadar aur imaandar raho..yeh mat socho..
ReplyDeleteKi
ki
ki
ki
kiski wife h
Tere pyar me umar bhar intezar kiya��Tere pyar me umar bhar intezar kiya��Wah Wah��Aur�Uss intezar me na jane kitno se pyar kiya.
ReplyDeleteLdki K Gal pr Gulab marne pr.
ReplyDeleteEngGirl-Drlng U r so Noghty,
Urdu-Hye Allah aisa mt kriye na,
Sikh-Tusi wade Rmntc ho,
Bihari girl- Ankhia fod deba ka ho?
Indian wife Sanskaro wali hoti Hai, Kyoki Vo sabke samne apne pati ko "Abey Gadhe" nahi Kahti. isliye short me kehti hai.... A.G. sunte ho....
ReplyDeletePopulation control system in Pakistan., HUM DO HAMAARE DO
ReplyDeleteUske baad jitne ho AATANKWADI bana do...
Maine suna hai tum bahut kamzor ho gaye ho
ReplyDeleteFit body k liye roz ek chamach khaya karo
AMBUJA CEMENT
Q ki
Is cement me jaan hai.
Love Inspires Envy
ReplyDeleteEnvy Endangers Spite
Spite Spawns Fallacies
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Niche to Aise dekh Rahe Ho
Jaise
Upar ka Sab Samajh aa Gaya Hai..
Zindgi kuch pal ki maisahiouttahona hotatamjahptwamj adhajamjaddajkjlalotmagtn.
ReplyDelete{Nahi Padha Ja Raha Na)?
4wrd Kr Do,Tension Lene Ka Nahi, Dene Ka
Padhai sirf 2 wjh se hoti h?
ReplyDelete1 shauk se aur 1 khauf se.
Shauk hume h nhi aur
Khauf to hume kisi ka baap b nhi dila sakta.
To bindas raho.
Pyar ne pyar ko style bana diya
ReplyDeletejab aayi watan ki bat to misail bana diya
diwano ka dard jab dekha ni gaya
to Reliance com. ne mobile bana diya
Exam Ke Pawan Mauke Par Arz Kiya Hai-
ReplyDeletePadhna LikhNa Tyag De Mitra.
Rakh NakaL Ki Aas.
Odh Rajai So Ja Beta.
Rab Krega Pass..
Students r more genius dan teachers
ReplyDeletebcoz
teachers complete dere sylabus in 1yr
student in jst 1 nyt
9814551717 priyanka,
ReplyDelete9815814641 karina,
9888117728 katrina,
9316264731 bipasha,
9316610555 rani
9814173440 aishwarya,
Jaa Munna Aish kar..
"Aaj Ka Vichaar"Ladke agar ameer ban jaye to wo bigad jate hai...Aur.. Agar ladkiya bigad jaye to wo ameer ban jati hai..
ReplyDeleteCell Phones Were Introduced
ReplyDeleteBy Americans..
SIM Cards Were Introduced
By Japan..
But
Missed Call Is Introduced By
Our Great Indian Girls
such much hatkay hai.......
ReplyDeleteMuskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
ReplyDeletegor farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
Par use jo mohabbat samjhe
wo sbse bada gadha h.
Meri Sharafat Ka Kitna Faida Uthate Ho
ReplyDelete1 Msg Bhej k 5 Muft Pate Ho
Mere Dil Par Q Zulm Dhate Ho
Mere Msg Forward karke LADKIYA Patate Ho.
PAKISTANI
ReplyDeletePOEM:
Taliban Taliban,
Yes Papa
Exploding
Bombs,
No Papa
Telling Lie,
No Papa
Open Ur Jacket,
Tha..
Tha.. Tha..
We realise that D value of life increases only after death.. exmpl- Live chicken
ReplyDelete92 Rs..
Chicken tandoori 150 Rs ;-)
Shaadi k turant baad pati k phone me Bibi ka naam
ReplyDeleteMy Life
mahine baad: My Wife
saal baad: Home
10 saal baad: Hitler
15 saal baad: WRONG No
Archimedes Luv Theorem: Whn a heart is dippd fully or partialy in d luv of sum1 then d loss in studiz is directly proprtnal 2 d time spnt in home
ReplyDeleteDear people, the 'End-Of-The-World' which is scheduled for 2012 has been postponed to 2025 due to some technical problem-
ReplyDeleteSo plz cooperate.. ;-)
MRNG GREETINGS
ReplyDeleteUK=Hi Dear
USA=Gud Mrng
CHINA=MehoW
JAPAN=ShanhoW
ITALY=MamicHi
FRANCE=SanchaY
INDIA=Uth Kamchor,
8 Baj Gaye.
DEGREES OF
ReplyDeleteGIRLS
BA=BeautifuL Angels
BE=BeautifuL
Eyes
BSc=BeautifuL Structures
LLB=Luvly Lips &Body
CA=CalL Anytime
MBA=Married Bt Available
Situational sms-
ReplyDelete"every 1 wants 2 go 2 heavn, bt no 1 want 2 die"
in our language it means -
"sala sab ko top karna hai par padna kisiko nhi
Kabhi aap Mere ghar mehman Ban k aana Hum aapko Coldrink, Chicken, Briyani, Allu Pnnir, Gulab Jamun, ICEcream
ReplyDeleteki
Photo Dekheynge.
"Pyar Wo Nahi K
ReplyDeleteHum Ek Ko Kitne Saal Taq Karte H
"Pyar Toh Woh Hai Ke,
Hum Ek Saal Mein Kitno Se Karte Hai?
Koi PATTHAR se NA MAARO mere DOST ko,koi TALWAAR se NA MAARO mere DOST ko, koi CHAKU se NA MAARO mere DOST ko, BOMB ka ZAMANA hai URA do saale ko..
ReplyDeleteSanta=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..
ReplyDeleteBanta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena...
Sardarko Sapneme kisi ladkine chappal mari.2din tak Srdr apne office nhi gya,Qki offceMe likha ta Hm apke SapnoKo HakiQatMe badalte he.
ReplyDeleteDer r 3Kind of Men
ReplyDeleteASIAN
Has Wife & Gf bt Luvs Wyf Most
AMERICA
Has Wyf & Gf bt Luvs GF Most
ARAB
Has 4 Wifes & 4Gf bt He Luvs d CAMEL most
Chiti: I love u
ReplyDeleteHathi ne pucha mujhse dar nai lagta?
Chiti ne Ganeshji ka photo dikhaya or kaha
tujhme rub dikhta h
yara mai kya karu
Hindi Bhasha bhi badi ajeeb hai
ReplyDeletegaadi kharab ho to kehte hai
Bandh hai
par agar Ladki kharab ho to kehte hai
Chaalu hai..
Pee Lenge Tumhare Har Ek Ansu,
ReplyDeleteKabHi Apni Mehfil Me Baitha kar To Dekho.
Bhabi kahoge Tum Apni Hi GIRLFRND ko,
Use Ek Bar Humse Mila kar To Dekho.
RELIANCE ka palang
ReplyDeleteBSNL ka gadda
AIRTEL ka takiya
TATA ki rajai
uske ander Aap Or
Or
VODAFONE ka kutta
What an IDEA sar ji..
Snta-What is difference between COFFY shop & WINE shop.
ReplyDeleteBnta-coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE & wine shop is last point of LOVE..
Arz kiya he
ReplyDeleteInsaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja
Wah wah
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja
Wah wah
Aakhir insaniyat bhi to ek 'cheese' hai..
English v/s Hindi-
ReplyDeleteHave A Nice Day!=Achcha Din Lo!
Cool Man!=Thandaa Aadmi!
What's up?=Uppar Kya Hai?
Lets Hang Out!=Chalo Bahar Latakte Hai..
Hontho Se Jab Honth Milte He to kya Hota
ReplyDeleteHe?
Muh Band Ho Jata He
Aur kya?
U Dirty Mind.
"Do not postpone todays work for tomorrow"
ReplyDeleteYou can also do it day after tomorrow..!
So enjoy life..
"great people think differently"
Exam Tip -
ReplyDeleteAgar Question Paper Tuff Lage Ya Samajh Me Na Aye
To
1 Gehri Saans Lo Or Zor Se Chillao
Kamino Fail Hi Karna He
To Exam Kyo Lete Ho ?
Many years have passed
ReplyDeletemillions of tomorrow gone
but still the hope remains
in all students tat
we will study tomorrow...!!
Ladki Agar Apni Marzi Se Pat Jaye to Pyar
ReplyDeleteAgar Dost Log Patvaye to Uphar
Gharwale La de to Sanskar
Aur
Agr Khud Patakar Ghar Le Aao to
"HAHAKAR"
Maa=Nalayak Kaha thi Itni Raat Tak?
ReplyDeleteBeti=BOYFRND
k Sath.
Maa=Kr Aya na Muh kala.
Beti=To kya Hua Maa?
FAIR & LOVELY Hai na!
Love marriage
ReplyDelete&
arrange marriage
me diff.
Love marriage me aap apni girlfriend se shadi krte he...
Or
arrange marriage
me
kisi or ki.
Brain is very important part..It is active 24 hrs..365 days..It starts working when u born.. Works till u....Get married!.
ReplyDeleteGood Girls R Found In Every Corner Of D Earth.
ReplyDelete.
But
Unfortunately Earth Is Round.
Hi Girls
True bt funy fact-
ReplyDeleteA Girl worries abt her future till c gets a husband.
Bt a Boy nver worries about his future until he gets a wife.
Padh likh kar kya karna hai,
ReplyDelete23 Dec 2012 ke din sabko marna hai,
1 saal khushi se ji le dost,
kyunki agle janam me phir L.K.G se shuru karna hai.
Arz kiya hai
ReplyDeleteSoch samajh ke na ki padai jisne, usne jeevan bigaad liya,
or man lagakar jisne ki padai..
Sala usne bhi kya ukhaad liya!
Diff. between
ReplyDeleteFriend & Wife
U can Tell UR friend
U r my best friend
Do U have courage
2 tell UR Wife
U R MY BEST WIFE
Rawan ke sar 10
ReplyDeleteAankhe 20
Nazar 1 ladki per.
Aapka sar 1
Aankhe 2
Aur
Nazar har ladki par
Aur phir b kehte ho ki Ravan bura tha?
Define Fashion Show?
ReplyDeleteIt Is a Stage Show Where Designer Shows Their Creations On Models..
&
Models Drop Their Clothes To Show God's Creations..
Grlfrnd n hone k 6 fayde
ReplyDelete-Time ki bacht
-Achi nind
-koi miscal nhi
-koi chinta nhi
-No Boring Sms
-Koi safai nhi
k nmbr busy kyon tha
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ReplyDeleteMohabbat to hamne bhi ki Dost,
ReplyDeleteLekin hamare saath kuchh khas nahi hua
TAJMAHAL hum bhi banwa Sakte the,
Lekin hamara
Loan Pass nhi Huwa
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara..
ReplyDeleteGalib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara..
Fir Kya Hua??
Are Pagal..
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gai.. Aur Kya?
Dosti
ReplyDeleteKa Safar
Lamba Hua To
Kya Hua
Thoda Tum
Chalo
Thoda Hum
Chalenge
.
Phir
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Phir Kya?
Rickshaw Kar Lenge
5Rs Tum Dena
5 Hum De Denge
Do U Want 2 Watch
ReplyDelete'TENNIS' In Ur Mobile
OK
LOADING..
Load
is is is is is is is is is is
Count It
There R 'TEN' 'IS' On Ur Mobile
Q.What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
ReplyDelete.
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Ans. Moti-vating!
Aj mene do kasame khai hai..
ReplyDeleteKisi PARAI LADKI par nazar nhi dalunga...
&
Kisi LADKI ko PARAI nahi manunga..
-
Macchar Jo Kate Apko To Mat Hona Hairan
ReplyDeleteWah Wah
Macchar Jo Kate Apko To Mat Hona Hairan
ANJANE
ME
HI
SAHI
Par Aap Kar Rahe Hai
Raktadan
Whats WORSE Than Finding A Worm In D Apple That U Have Bitten
ReplyDelete.
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Finding Only HALF A Worm
Mandir Mei Joota Utaarte Waqt.aur Kisi ko Misscall Marte waqt. Bas Ek hi Darr Rehta hai
ReplyDelete.
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.Koi Utha Na Le.!
TECHNOLOGY IMPACT:
ReplyDeleteIn Year 2050
Father Angrily 2 His LKG Kid,
"I Told U a Hundred Times, U Were Born,
Not DOWNLOADED.!
Wife ko begam kyo kahte hai??? ??? ? ? ?
ReplyDeleteKyonki.. Shadi ke baad sare gam husband ke hisse me aa jate hai aur wife be-gam ho jaati hai.
Kisi ko Exam me paas karwana hai ya number badhwana ho to Mujhe Naam or Roll number msg kardo.. "Main Dua Karunga"
ReplyDeletePANI & PYAR me kya fark hota he?
ReplyDeleteFark sirf 1 Hi hai..
Insan Pani me pade to
"BHEEG" jata he..
aur
Pyar me pade to "SOOKH" jata he..
Baba Ranchordas-Neend k peeche mat bhago. Agar bhagna hai to padhai k peeche bhago, neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi.
ReplyDeleteJhooth Bolna :
ReplyDeleteBaccho k Liye "PAAP"
Lovers k liye "ART"
Bachelors k Liye "Anivaarya"
Aur Married k liye "JEENE KA MAARG"
Jhoot 1, rang anek
INDIA me 10% Ladkiy Hi Cricket,VollyBal,Tenis,Carrom,Hockey Jese Khel Khelti He
ReplyDeletePata he Q
Q.ki 90% Ladkiya Ladko Ke Jazbato Ke Sath Khelti he
Gals basic Languag
ReplyDeleteStupid-Ur Smart
Idiot-Ur Cute
shut up-I Lov u
Ill kill u-I Wil die 4u
GudMorg-Can v meet 2day
Gud Nite-Al slept, u cn cal me nw
World's Smallest Resignation Letter ?
ReplyDeleteRespected Sir,
I Love Ur Wife.
THANK YOU;-)
Hum se log puchte hain ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyu'n nahi hui.. hum b shaan se kehte hain:
ReplyDelete" Jaako Raakhe Sayeea' Maar Sake Na Koi ";-)
There is nothing greater than "PARENTS"
ReplyDeletein this world...
so...
GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS. ;-)
Think different!
Do different!
Kisi Ne Meri Neend Looti
ReplyDeleteTo Kisi Ne Mera Chain B Loot Liya
Neend Mile To Ap Rakh Lena
Pr Chain Mile To Plz Muje Dedena
20_Tole_Ki_Hai Yaar. ;-)
"Meri Aatma Tumhe Humesha Satayegi.."
ReplyDelete.
Daro mat yaar, Yeh to bas MATHS ka full form hai.. Aaj hi pata chala Hai..
Smoker's shayari
ReplyDeleteRok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo
Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mud K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aa Gai Hai!
Tumhe Pane ki Shiddat Rakhta Hu
ReplyDeleteTumhe DiL Me Basane ki Zid Rakhta Hu
Tu Mujhe MiL Jaye to Thik
Varna Kisi Aur ko Patane ki Himmat Rakhta Hu.
"GIRLS POLICY"-
ReplyDeleteFraud wit inocent BOYS
Fun wit handsome BOYS
Frendship wit good BOYS
Luv wit faithfull BOYS
Finaly Marriage wit Rich Uncles
FACT OF CLASSROOM:-
ReplyDeleteJab Professor Tumhe class se Bahar nikale
TO SAMAJH LO KI TARAKKI KAR RAHE HO.
He Might be Afraid that U Know More than Him!!
Cultural Diff
ReplyDeleteb/w USA & INDIA
In USA
U Can KISS At Any Public Place
But Cant Do SUSU
In INDIA
U Can Do SUSU At Any Public Place
Bt Cant KISS
Pledge of col boyz:
ReplyDeleteIndia is my nation,Gals r my destination,Dating is my occupation,Setting is my profession,IN B/W Wat d hell is dis Education.
GirL Kisses A Boy On D face & D Boy Gets A Mark Of Her Lipstick.
ReplyDeleteBoy=Ye kya kiya?
GirL=Kuch Accha karne Me Daag Lage to "DAAG ACCHE HAI."
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas ho
ReplyDeleteNa koi tumhare pas ho
Na tum kisi ki nazar me ho
Na koi tumhari nazar me ho
To samajh lena k tum
TOILET me ho
BOY to GIRL FRND- Koi aisi baat batao, jisme dukh bhi ho- aur khushi bhi.
ReplyDeleteGirl-
I LOVE U..Bhaiya..
Aansu Tere, Aankh Meri Ho
ReplyDeleteDil Tera Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Khuda Kare
Humari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho
Sadak Par Tu Pite
Aur Galti Meri Ho.
Apko Kabi Hmara Koi SMS Bura Lage*
ReplyDeleteTo Apko Pura HuQ he K Ap Apna Mobile Zor Se Diwar Par Maro*
Apki Khushi Se Zyada Zaruri Hmare liye Kuch Nhi He
Best Punishment To A Boy:
ReplyDeleteGive Him A Mobile With Lot Of Balance And Girls Phone No.
And Leave Him At A Place Where There Is..No network.
Arranged marriage is
ReplyDelete"While u r walking unfortunately a snake bites u"
But
Love marriage is going to the snake & saying,
le le katle~kat le.
Future genration,
ReplyDeleteMAA ki aanchal me sone ka sukh nhi le payegi,
Qki JEANS pehenne wali
MAA aanchal kaha se layegi.
Arz hai,,
ReplyDeleteAnkhon mein nami thi
aur
Vitamin ki kami
thi,
wah wah
.
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Jis ne saari
raat mobile par
chat kiya
wo
meri girlfriend ki mummy thi..
Baith kar Mehboba Ki Zulfon k Saye me Aisa Josh Aya..
ReplyDeleteWah Wah..
Fir kya Hua?
Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur I.C.U. me Hosh Aya !!
Film me Police Hamesha
ReplyDeleteLate Q
Pohuchte hai?
Bolo kyo
Qki Kanoon k Hath lambe h
Pair nhi
LOVE LETTER
ReplyDeleteV/s
EXAM PAPER
Love letter
Hzaro khayal,
jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate*
Exam paper
Hazaro shabd likhne padte he jo khyalo me b nahi.
RULE OF BOYS=Tujhe Pane k Liye Kuch B kr sakta Hu
ReplyDeleteTere Pyar Me Ji
or Mar sakta Hu
Agr Fir B Tu Na Mili to
Ye FORMULA Dusro Par B Try kr sakta Hu.
Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse he,TUMARE ps kya he
ReplyDeletePOOR man- Mere pas Beta h,
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Jiski GF
teri beti Hai..
Tairna Hai To Samundar Me Tairo
ReplyDeleteIn Nadiyo Me Kya Rakha Hai?
Pyar Karna Hai To Maa-Baap Se Karo,
In Bewafa Ladkiyo Me Rakha Kya Hai?
Wah.. Wah..
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TAARE MOBILE PAR
Usne chupke se meri grlfrnd ka no. nikal lia dost
ReplyDelete.
or aaj wo apni behan ko msg kar k khush hota he.
Solid joke of d day
ReplyDeleteWhY Akshay kumar's wife is not a big star..?
Guess..?
Guess..??
Bcoz u know yaar..
Twinkle-Twinkle
little star!!
Uske Kadam Jaha-Jaha Pade,
ReplyDeleteMene Wo Jagah Chum Li
Aur
Wo Bewafa Meri Mummy Ko Boli-
"Aunty Aapka Beta Mitti Khata Hai"!
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCk:
ReplyDeleteA person dialed a number (written with lipstick in train toilet)..
and...
His wud be wife picked up the phone ..!!
Khud Ko Kr Kanjoos Itna ki
ReplyDeleteHr SMS Bhejne Se Pehle
SERVICE CENTER Wale Khud Call Kr K Puche-
Bete, Sach Me Bhejna H Ya Galti Se Sent Ho Gya Tha!
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette hi achhi hai*
ReplyDeleteBewafa sanam se to cigarette hi achhi hai*
Dil yeh bhi jalati hai*
par hotho se to lagti hai
ZINDAGI Ke 7 Ahem Kaam:
ReplyDelete1) Studies
2) Games
3) Entrtainmnt
4) Love
5
6
7
Bus..LOVE k Baad Banda kisi Kaam ka Nai Rehta H
Computer Field Ki Ladki Kya Gaali Degi-
ReplyDeleteInfinte Loop Error
Virus K Bachche
1Click Marungi To Dharti Se Delete Ho K Paataal Me Install Ho Jyga!
Kisi ladki ko chhedo
ReplyDeleteuska hath pakdo
Agar wo thappad mare*
To
kaho-Tum Pehle imtihaan me paas hogai
mujhe aisi hi sharif ladki chahiye..
Ghor kalyug ka sabut-
ReplyDeleteBoy: Kya mein tumhara haath chum sakta hun..?
Girl: Kyu..?
kutte-kamine, haramzade..!
Mere HONTON pe kya ZEHAR laga hai?
SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"
ReplyDeleteBachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
''Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado"
Wish U a Very Happy Married life!Aise kya ghur rhe ho? Phone mera,Paise mere,Msg mera,To mrji bi meri,Jo chahe bheju,Tum shadi k baad pad lena
ReplyDeleteCute style of proposing- Boy: can u pose for a photo?
ReplyDeletegirl:y?
boy:just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger days.
A student was asked 2 write d traffic rules near d college campus..
ReplyDeleteHe Wrote !!
"Drive Carefully! Don't Kill d Students.
Wait For d professors"!
Wht is education?
ReplyDeleteEducation is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.
Do You Know The Reason Why Girls Use
ReplyDeleteLAKME LIPSTICS?
They Want To Say...
L:Love
A:And
K:Kiss
M:Me
E:Everyday....
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hai
ReplyDeleteYousuf Hero hoga..
Movie ka Naam H
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11 IDIOTS
Mujhe Ji Bhar Ke Rone Do
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Yaaro..
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Kyu Ke..
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Sari Ladkiyo Ke Number Mobile Se
Papa Ne Delete Kar Diye Hai
Height of Yuckk!
ReplyDeleteBoy aftr kissing his Gf-
Thank u baby,apna chewing gum
muje dene k liye.
Gal:Chewing gum nai my luv,Im
suffering frm cough!
Truth of Lyf:
ReplyDeleteSacha Pyar Hamesha Galat Insaan Se Hota Hai,
Or
Jab Sachhe Insaan Se Hota Hai Tab Galat Waqt Pe Hota Hai.
Na Dad Ki MarSe
ReplyDeleteNa Mum ki Dant Se
Na DostoKi FatkarSe
Na Ladki k InkarSe
Na Chaplo Ki BocharSe
Ladk Drte H To Bas
RAKHI K Tyohar Se
Shakespeare Said:
ReplyDelete"grome thecanx nimtejat peradege.
Tinta reamy pejage"
Samaj Aya Kuch?
Nahi Na
Ulti Seedhi Baate Hi Karta tha Kamina.. ;-)
Choose any no.
ReplyDelete1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
&
den
I'll tell U
nothing..
Tum logo ko to CHASKA hi lag gaya he..
Mai kya Octopus Baba hu..
Us K Baap K Pas 10 Maley K 2
ReplyDeletePlots Hai
Phir B Kehti Hai
"Zara Si Dil Me De Jaga Tu"
('.')
<) (>
_/ /_ Q dun?
Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
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Nahi Pata Na
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Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega..
Why do v all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life..
ReplyDeleteV shud also know horror,
terror,
suspense,
stupidity and
tragedy of life..
Best joke frm Signboard on electric Boxes-
ReplyDelete"Danger,10000 volts,TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH..Any1 found Touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs."
Most Optimistic Line Ever Said by a True Lover:
ReplyDelete"I know I'm d Boy Of Her Dreamz, Itz Just Dat She Hasn't Started Dreaming Yet..!
Galileo used lamp 2 study..
ReplyDeleteGrahm bel used candle 2study..
Shakspear study in street lite..
ye Sb din me awaragardi karte the Or raat m nautanki..
What is the height of Honesty?
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Sitting in the
Examination Hall
Opening the chit, memorising the answer & writing it without seeing
Ek bank par laga notice-
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Karza kewal un vyaktiyo ko diya jayega jo umr me 80 k upar ho aur jiske mata-pita unke sath ho.
GHOR KALIYUG
ReplyDeleteA Boy Teases A Girl At d Bus
Stop
GirL=Dont u Hav Mom/Sister At Home?
Boy=No
G=To Chalna Tere Ghar Jate
He
Yaha Timepass Q kr rha
Air & students hv d same mentality
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Hw?
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Both r turning d book's pages without reading..
Jalandhar me 1Bacha paida hua h,Paidaish k wakt u ka wait 15kg tha jo badta gya or
ReplyDelete15din me 50kg ho gya
Incredible bt true
Bacha BHAINS ka tha
Salman:Aaj mere pas 14 cars,
ReplyDelete18 bikes,
4 bunglow,
3 farmhouse hai,
TUMARE pas kya hai,
Amitab-Mere pas Beta hai,
Jiske pas
*
teri ITEM Hai..
Cute Feel: My Hands Never Pain Wen Typing Msg For U, Bcoz..
ReplyDeleteI always send forwarded msg... he he he
Mohabat 1 Se Ho To Bolapan He
ReplyDelete2 Se Ho To Apanapn He
3 Se Ho To Dewanapn He
4 Se Ho To Pagalpn He
Fir Bi Counting Na Ruke To Kaminapan He
Boy 2 Girl:Kya Mai Tumhe KISS Kar Sakta Hu
ReplyDeleteGirl:Zaleel.Kameeny.Kuttay Sharam Nahi Aati
Tum Ne Ye Baat
Kehne Me 6 Mahine Laga Diye Karo Na
New Mobile 500/Rs me JisMe.
ReplyDeleteBlueTooth,
5 Mega Pixel,
Double
Camera,
TouchScreen,
Mp3,
8Gb Memory.
Jaisa
Kuch Bhi Nhi Hai
Me Apko Satata Rhunga
ReplyDeleteMrte Dum Tk
Msg Krta Rhunga,
Jis Din Msg Nhi Aya Smajh Lena
Agle Din Karunga,
Busy hu Kambkhato!
Mara Nhi Hu Me
1 Ldki thi Diwani c cigrte piya krti T
ReplyDeleteChori2 chupke2 tambkhu ghisa krti T
Srma k balkha k daru piya krti T
Jb b milti muje pucha krti Bidi pioge
Russian Galiyan
ReplyDeleteEttuk
Raus
Elwab
Ehdag
Lagap
Enimak
india se bahut milti hai
Bus lafzo ko piche se pdho or enjoy karo
Zindgi Me Hmesha 1 Baat Yaad Rakho,Kbhi Kisika DiL Nhi Todna Chahiye
ReplyDeleteQki
DiL 1 Hi Hota
He
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Todna He To Uski
Haddiya Todo
206 Hoti He.
Maali n ful ko khas bnaya,ful ne khusbu ko khas bnaya,khusbu ne mohbbat ko khas bnaya,mohbbat ne ladki ko khas bnaya.1 ladki ne kitno ko "DEVDAS"bnaya
ReplyDeleteHar fooli hui roti kacchi nhi hoti,
ReplyDeleteaansu bahane wali sacchi nhi hoti,
In Ladkiyon se bachkar rehna dost,
har school jane wali bachi nhi hoti....!
Behind every Successful Student thr is a Gud teacher
ReplyDeleteBt wat abt failed student?
A Beautiful Teacher..!
Hi sweetheart
ReplyDeleteDoing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart
I may come there any time
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!
B4 u speak.
ReplyDelete(listen)
B4 u pray..
(forgive)
B4 u quit..
(try)
B4 U hate..
(love)
B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere naam kr dena)
1 hATH ME pen, DUSRE ME Phone,
ReplyDelete1 KAN SE lecture, DUSRE SE GOSSIP SUNO,
1 AANKH board PAR DUSRI LOVER PE,
Kon bola student life is easy
Dosti ko bade Pyar se Nibhaynge
ReplyDeleteKosish Rahegi Tuje nai sataynge
Kabi pasand na Aye Mera Sath to Bata Dena
Gin B Na Paoge
Itne THAPPAD Lagaynge
Ldkiya banate Waqt Bhagwan ne kaha ki
ReplyDeleteachhi
smart
aur
samajhdar
ladkiya duniya k har kone mein milengi
Aur phir
Bhagwan ne duniya gol bana di